Aw Nats, so pleased for you! Things will start looking up and you guys can go ahead and live your lives together with Maria ruling the world
Aunt - HOW MANY times have I said don't mush Daisy's food and coat it in gravy?! I don't want her having tons of gravy, and she will not eat food that has been mushed. She's 17 months not 7! She can use a knife and fork and eat food as it is, no need for mushing. She ended up screaming at her dinner last night as she couldn't get it on her fork and was starving so had to give her a banana instead and leave her bits from my plate.
Also how many times did I tell you how long Happyland stuff was on offer for?? I said weeks ago that it was the last day and to get online and get it ordered quick, I thought you had but nope. So you sent me to Mothercare yesterday thinking it was all still half price, I knew it wasn't but waited til we were there to tell you, and you decide you don't want to get her any of the stuff. You'll probably do to Doo what you did to me on my birthday this weekend and say you didn't know what to get so didn't bother. Oh and about that, maybe ask me what I'd like a couple of weeks before hand, not the morning of my birthday, get pissy cause I don't know then not bother with anything!
Cousin, thanks for the thin air. Also man the fuck up. You didn't get the job, so what?! Don't drop all the hours you currently do then moan you're skint. Prick.