Things I cannot say out loud....

Wee man: please sleep longer than two hours at a time at night! Mommy is sick and exhausted. Also stop scratching your poor face :(
 
Im sayin stupid hurricane too, as I sit in a hotel room 2 hours from my home with my dog and my 8 month old.... I know you want out, but please remember there are people over here that cant get home.

aww oh no I hope you stay safe at least! That's actually reminded me I need to check on my friend who lives in new jersey.

That must be so frustrating having to sit in a little hotel room and wait it out! :hugs:
 
Lol babushka! No worries, that's what it's for! How irritating.
Kalah, you have kinda told him then... :) xx

To my stupid brain : please start working again! I know you are tired but I need you to focus! You nearly forgot it's your dads birthday on tuesdayandyou have no gift for him! Nada. And you have to get 2 this year- one from Jennifer.
Dad: why must you be so awkward to buy for?!!

Yeah I was thinking I'll count that as telling him, then when I tell him again after I've left I will remind him of our argument yesterday where he told me not to come back and I told him a number of times I won't.

What do you think you'll get your dad for his birthday? I buy simple gifts for my dad usually, an electric shaver last year, curve for men (cologne) is usually what I get him like once a year, someone keeps stealing that cologne from him it's so frustrating! That stuff smells so good though, it's always been my favourite and most other girls like it too, so I thought it might help him find a girlfriend =)
 
\and now for my venting:

To OH (of course :haha:): You. have. serious. mental. problems. Do you realise you are the only person who doesn't see how bad it is? Hopefully my leaving will mean you can finally go back to the mental hospital like you keep saying you want to do, you really do need to.
When you talk in that angry aggressive voice, it scares me!! I don't really care that you say you aren't mad when you're talking like that, just listen to yourself. The fact that you're scaring me, someone you're supposed to care about, should be enough to make you stop. And just because I keep asking you to stop talking like that and saying I refuse to talk to you when you're talking to me like that, does not mean you need to lash out and punch the table! You gave me the most evil look as you did it too, you wanted to hit me. If you think I'm going to wait around until you do then you are an idiot. Soon to be a lonely idiot. And yes every time you scare me like that I am going to cry, I am going to take Kili and lock us in a different room, and I am going to message "999" to my mom because she takes that very seriously and calls for help immediately. You know what happened to me in the past, how can you just not care?! Be nice to me FFS! Or don't..it doesn't really matter any more because I'm leaving you.
And when I said I won't come back from america I was serious.
And the last few times we actually did have sex (which is rare!) I was thinking about a women the whole time. How's that for a kick in the balls. :smug:
Oh and stop talking about how ugly and disgusting you are. You aren't even really ugly. Yes you are overweight, you were when I married you, I don't care! I know you don't believe me when I say I don't like really thin guys (or girls for that matter) but it's true, so STFU about your weight! I understand that you feel inferior to me, (this will sound so conceited but it's just to make a point) yes I know I am thin and pretty, I get it, but that doesn't mean you're some horrible ogre. The only reason you see me as pretty is because I am confident and natural! I accept how I look, I am very pale, I have tons of freckles, I have very curly hair, but you aren't supposed to focus on the negatives, every single person has things they don't like about themselves. I focus more on the good things, I've got pretty grey eyes and really long eyelashes, I have high cheekbones, my hair is really soft, my skin is fairly soft and isn't sun damaged, my teeth aren't perfect, but I like my smile anyway, because it's mine. I have unusually long arms and big hands with long thin fingers (I can nearly reach my knees while standing up straight), but I also have long strong finger nails and I can scratch my own back easily! It's all about focusing on the positives!! Oh, and I shower regularly, that really helps you should try it!!
Oh and how the hell can you call me high maintenance?! I have a bath every night, with Kili, I brush my teeth, put on lotion, and leave my hair to dry naturally. I don't wear makeup, I don't wear jewelry, I don't wear fancy clothes. I can be ready to leave with 5 minutes notice. Last time I checked the definition of high maintenance was a bit different to that!!


to MIL: If your son (my OH) tries to move back in with you once I'm gone and our lease is up in december, just say NO!! He treats you the same way he treats me, except you don't have to be next to him all the time. You don't realise he's supposed to be on medication because he keeps telling his cpn that he wants to KILL you!! (I am going to tell her this though). I'm actually really glad that you've already converted his old bedroom into a girly looking guest bedroom. He treats you like sh*t, and even though you get on my nerves a lot and I don't always like you, you don't deserve his crap. The only reason I disliked you so much in the first place is because of the things OH told me you did to him as a child, but now that so many of his lies have surfaced I'm not so sure I believe him any more.
 
No idea what to get for dad! Mums getting him aftershave. :( mind you, that's good as I don't want him getting a girlfriend! :haha: my mums enough. ;)

Jenny, why when I need you to hurry you savour my milk like a fine wine?!!!
 
No idea what to get for dad! Mums getting him aftershave. :( mind you, that's good as I don't want him getting a girlfriend! :haha: my mums enough. ;)

Jenny, why when I need you to hurry you savour my milk like a fine wine?!!!

:rofl:
Oh yes he definitely won't be needing a girl friend then!
Maybe a nice framed photo of you and LO?

And that milk thing made me laugh, I know exactly what you're talking about! When they take little mouth fulls and kind of play with it in their mouth a little before finally swallowing, but won't allow the milk to be taken away!
 
Exactly! Haha. Oh photo frame is a good idea! :) xx
 
To the inlaws

* Keep the dog away from my baby. I dont want the dog near her stuff either and wash your hands while you are at it.

* When she is crying please hand her back to me.

* Shes 7 weeks old. She feeds on demand and sleeps when she wants

* No I dont want pork chops :sick:

* FIL - there is more to life than your shitty car.

* MIL - shes a baby not a trophy. You never come to us we always have to visit you. Thanks for that.

* Yes we live in a 1 bedroom flat but thats all we can afford whilst I am on smp. Its a big flat and I have no intention of putting her in a room of her own anyway.

There will be more!!
 
was in iceland yesterday and this women (maybe late 40's) came over and said " your little GIRL has covered her face over" HE was wearing blue clothes, blue blanket and was CHEWING his blankie as hes teething :dohh:
He wasnt covered at all..I took it out so I looked responsible (i know I shouldnt care what others say) and Leo went crazy screaming cos he wasnt chewing anymore :growlmad:
 
To Childminder;

Please please dont let other children in your care bite my daughter. She was upset and I wasnt there to comfort her and I now feel terrible. Please keep a better eye on them as she isnt there to be nibbled.

Mum;

I appreciate everything you are doing for me by taking me to and from work and taking me to collect LO from childminder but I am beginning to feel at though you are always there! I dont see my daughter all day and then you are there when I collect her and then you sit in my house until after I put her to bed. It just feels that LO is never seeing me without you and I dont like that.

Also I know you love LO but did you have to almost burst into tears when you found out she was bitten? I mean you reacted worse than me and it makes me feel bad because there is nothing I can do!

Arrggghhhh I just want to have some time to myself with LO and I never get it and it's beginning to really frustrate me!!!

xxxx
 
Nana- how the HELL did you manage to put LO nappy on BACK TO FRONT???!!!!?!?! it completely baffles me, did you not think it was odd, I mean surely you had to turn her over to get the sticky bits to do up as well as you did?!? SH!T went EVERYWHERE when I took the nappy off!!
And do NOT take LO teething necklace off!!


OH- you are a selfish pig.
I am very much aware that this is YOUR house and YOU pay the bills and if we were to split up me and the kids and animals would be the ones moving out. I get that you feel you should be the one to make the decisions but what you once again don't realise, is that I have got what I wanted anyway :haha: I know having a 4th dog isn't working out, but I already know that she is going to live with my best mate as soon as she moves house. But I also knew that being so upset over it would make you 'agree' to me getting my pet rats that I have been after for years :haha: evil I know but hey. You get to think you won, and I get to have ratties :haha:
 
Yikes, that'd be annoying elephant! :hugs: think you might have to say something out loud! :(

To That Ex friend and your pyscho wife... No, I don't want to be friends. I don't care that it's mean, but I don't like you, I can't forgive you, and your child is not bonny, and really not a genius.
DH,just cos you got up with Jenny at 7.15 after I had fed her, and let me go back to sleep for a measly hour, it doesn't mean you have to have an hours nap now!!! That's pathetic. You've only done work today- sitting on your butt! (computer software- he works from home.) I've been out all day, til from 9.45 til 5, to give you peace! And you done no housework, again! And you ate the kitkats! :growlmad: since coming home I've made dinner, washed dishes, fed Jenny, tidied away all the plates you've left in the living room, fed the cats, tidied away 1 wash, hung up another, put another in the machine.
You have changed Jennifer. And sat on the sofa watching the Simpsons while she sat and played in her bouncer. You must be so knackered.... :sarky:
 
dear in-laws,

please be kind to bella when she goes to yours for a few weeks starting next week. she's a sensitive little soul & it'll break my heart if she's in any way unhappy.

please just cuddle her & play with her toys with her & don't let her go to sleep crying.

xx
 
Oh, I know I said I was making curry for tea and baking cupcakes today but Flynn has been crying non stop all day, manage to sleep for 10 mins at a time, he's been constipated please tell me you didn't look disappointed when you came home from work and I was only just starting the curry and haven't managed to bake, I was comforting OUR baby all day! Also no, he hasn't cheered up just because you are home he has cheered up because twlen min before you came home he had the biggest shite of his life, he's been straining and crying about it all day so no wonder he suddenly feels better, sorry live nothin to do with "he missed his daddy"
Mil (again) I know I'm coming tomorrow you don't have to call four times today to remind me, I also know that the mobile hairdresser is coming, that's why IM coming! And no Flynn is not getting his hair cut, I am aware that it's really long and thick I like it and he's 7 weeks old! He is keeping his curls! I'm also not backing down he is wearing a tux to his aunties wedding in October, he is the ring bearer I think he will look adorable! I will not take him in a sleepsuit as "that's what babies are supposed to look like" Have you never noticed that he only wears sleepsuits to bed? During the day he wears outfits and wears jeans most days does he not "look like a baby" then? And buying him sleepsuits and asking why He never wears them to visit is a bit dumb, I don't visit in my pjs so why would flynn?
I am not joking about gelling his hair for the wedding, he will look cute in a tux with a little Mohican and I know that's why you are trying to get me to cut his hair already so I can't style it, it's once, for a wedding!
 
To LO:

Sorry for getting upset with you at 4am this morning.. I didn't mean to swear and get annoyed because you'd woken up :cry: I love you and I hope all of the cuddles today helped to make up for it. Thank you for giving me a massive smile when I was singing to you.
Also, thank you for sleeping the whole time we (reluctantly) left you with the ILs so we could go to the cinema for our anniversary for a couple of hours.. We didn't want to leave you at all but they convinced us since it was our first wedding anniversary, and I'm glad it went well and they didn't have to feed you my EBM as feeding you is for me and DH only :blush: Although I won't be leaving you again for a long time as I missed you sooo much!

To DH:

Thank you for being patient with me regarding sex.. Although it's a little strange that when I was offering it on a plate you "didn't feel like it", and now you can't have it you want it all the time :dohh: Thank you for stopping whe it hurt too much last week.. Hey, maybe after this glass of bubbly we'll try again later if LO stays asleep.. ;) I've been horny as hell despite the episiotomy that got infected and burst open/broken down perineum etc!! :blush:
 
Dear OH - I love you and appreciate you telling me not to do the dishes that you'll do them, but you acctually have to DO THEM. Now I have to do the dishes & it would've been easier to do them yesterday.

And I don't have PND & I'm kinda offended you are "keeping an eye on me" as you said. I don't stay home all day, I don't cry, I'm not sad. I sometimes get upset with you about regular household stuff. I don't want a girls night out because A) I'm not ready B)that would require hours of pumping C)I'd rather get a decent night sleep than party at the bar until 2AM. That doesn't mean I'm depressed or being anti-social. It just means I don't want to.
 
To the condoms we use:

Maaaaan, you suck.

:shock: uh oh....


To my truly messed up stomach area. Please stop hurting when ihave a bad day, it just makes things worse.
Jenny please please please have a good night, last night was dreadful! And we're going into work tomorrow for the first time, please be the star you are- I'm nervous.... :blush: xx
 

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