Things I cannot say out loud....

Yes Lily has a milk allergy, no I'm not making it up so I can breastfeed her for longer, no it's not funny that babies of middle class nervous first time mums seem to have more allergies than other babies, no actually allergies do not run in my family- they run in your family, remember?

Yes she still has a milk allergy.

Ok ok, give her a piece of cheese then and watch her face turn red.

Knob head MIL.
 
Ha this has well and truly distracted me from any possibility of getting work done!

Ok, I'll just a few little ones...

MIL: not your baby boy - mine. Same as last week. And the week before. Oh - and the week before that. Grr. And saying, "ooooh Finley doesn't mind" doesn't really mean anything seeing as he's 8 months old and has no idea what you're on about. Shush.

My mum: no, he's not "filling his nappy". Every time he concentrates and sits still for second isn't code for "I'm pooing". How often does she think babies poo? :dohh:

Random cleaner at work: Yes, my little boy might miss me, though it's unlikely seeing as I see him when he wakes up and then as soon as I get home at 3.30. Plus he's with his daddy all day. Yes, it is very hard for me to have to leave him...you saying this to me EVERY day really helps though. Thanks. :dohh: some of us have to work to pay the mortgage. Idiot.

The "I weaned my baby at 9 weeks on purees and it never did her any harm" brigade: Great! Now shush...you're an idiot. Oh and incidentally - that baby you weaned at 9 weeks who is now 11 years old and in and out of hospital with bowel problems? Yeh. Nice one.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah feeling better now :thumbup::thumbup:
 
Ooo my turn!

To FIL:
Yes boobie juice is still enough for her, she doesn't need anything else.
Her hands and feet do feel cold sometimes but thats because she's a baby and babies hands and feet do feel colder than the rest of them! Its perfectly normal!

To mum:
Yes I know you can see lots of features in her that are common in your family but it might be nice if you could point out once in a while how she looks like her daddy in some ways.

To BIL:
It would be nice if you would come see Maria at least once. Even if you've had a falling out with my OH, doesn't mean you have to avoid your neice.

Hmm I don't really have that much I want to rant about to my family/OH's family. Mostly they all just try and give advice, then accept what I say I want to do :) (well maybe they bitch about me behind my back but if I don't hear it, I don't care)
 
my turn
Harry is 7 months yes i know hes a big lad thanks for that
no he shouldnt be walking hes 7 months
no he doesnt want a chip !
no he def doesnt want some cake
yes he really is 7 months not 1 hes tall so ?????
yes i get it yr 11 month old is smaller than him again so??????????
oh and the ultimately funny joke
what do u feed him fertiliser ? oh i laugh so much everytime i hear it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please dont touch his hands he sucks them and youve just wiped yr nose, no dont touch his feet either he doesnt like it.

sorry i just get mad some people never stop a woman in asda yesterday said 3 times has he took his shoes and socks off today no he hasnt got any shoes hes only 7 months !!
what did she say .... are u sure !!! omg no i cant remember how old my son is !!!!!!!!!!

thanks for the rant thread hun glad its not just me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Emmi's rants reminded me of more of my own! (I've got the opposite problem, Kili looks tiny!)

To all the strangers who don't know how to mind their own business:
It is perfectly fine for her to be drinking water from my water bottle. She is a year old, it is summer time and she doesn't like the heat, she wants to drink water she can drink water!

If I want to give her some of my chocolate cookie I will! She is a great eater and still has lots of breast milk everyday, 1/4 of a chocolate cookie isn't going to hurt her!

No she doesn't need to be wearing shoes, she's in a push chair, it's hot outside, and she HATES shoes! We've got 5 single shoes at home that used to be 5 pairs but she has proven many times that she does not like or want to wear shoes and I'm not going to keep buying a new pair every week so she can throw one down in the middle of town every time we go out. No this doesn't mean she's going to grow up and be a "barefoot hippy" no we are not hippies either, notice the shoes on my feet. Once she starts walking around outside I'll get her shoes, until then, stop looking at her feet!

Yes she is definitely a year old! I remember having her birthday party, I also remember giving birth to her. No she isn't 7 months old, she is ONE!!

To my MIL:
Stop saying she is "so advanced" everytime she does something new!! So far she has been right on schedule for all her milestones, never early! She is a year old and can now walk around the room, that is not advanced. Yes she can say a few little words, that is not advanced either, she is one year old!

Stop bragging to people that she is "so advanced" and telling them she's doing things that she isn't doing!! It makes me sound like a liar and it's embarrassing. Just because she knows a few words that only we can understand does not mean she's talking in sentences. Just because she can walk across the room for about 3 minutes before falling down does not mean she's walking everywhere!! Yes she does know how to wake and lots of times she does do it at the right times, but she also waves at the tv and the wall and the air!!

And stop STOP pretending you spend so much time with her and always have her! You NEVER every have her I take care of my daughter all day every day stop trying to take credit for it. You can't just put a baby swing that she has never even used outside next to where you sit and say she goes out there with you all the time. It makes you look like an idiot anyway since you only go out there to smoke!
 
Just because he watches me eat it doesnt mean he wants food already, he has watched me ironing for the last hour and a half it doesnt mean he wants to do tht too....

if only :rofl:

i just KNOW he isnt quite ready for food yet thank u very bloody much!!!!
 
Oh I have more:

To my nana:

* Aria is perfectly capable of eating a strawberry, leave her alone. What she isnt capable of eating is that polomint you tried to put in her mouth! She'll choke you mad woman!
* Yep Aria sleeps in the dark, alone in her own room. It's a good job she will never stay with you for you to let her sleep in the living room with the light and tv on!

xxx
 
Just because he watches me eat it doesnt mean he wants food already, he has watched me ironing for the last hour and a half it doesnt mean he wants to do tht too....

if only :rofl:

i just KNOW he isnt quite ready for food yet thank u very bloody much!!!!

:rofl:

Oh my if we babies do anything they seemed interested there would cars crashing all over the roads, tiny drooly chocolate fingerprints on everything, and poo everywhere!
 
Just because he watches me eat it doesnt mean he wants food already, he has watched me ironing for the last hour and a half it doesnt mean he wants to do tht too....

if only :rofl:

i just KNOW he isnt quite ready for food yet thank u very bloody much!!!!

:rofl:

Oh my if we babies do anything they seemed interested there would cars crashing all over the roads, tiny drooly chocolate fingerprints on everything, and poo everywhere!

indeed! he watches me walk past him everytime - does tht mean he should e walkin already? at 4 months :shock: :rofl:
 
Whilst im loving this thread & enjoying reading your posts :coffee:

I cant help but feel a sadness ~ My Family & DHs Family dont see our Children very much at all & my MIL died when my DH was young :cry:

I wish I had these people around me to 'annoy me'! :hugs:
 
I do know how you all feel though, my Nan used to be very critical of everything I did & didnt do with my Children, but I realised it was 'just her way'

Now she has dementia & although our very close relationship remains, its not the same & i'd give anything to have her back the way she was :hugs:

'Ohhh, no shoes, your feet will get cold' :dohh:
'Ohhh, hasnt mummy bought your coat' :dohh:
'You should suck your thumb, not have that dummy' :dohh:
etc etc :haha:
 
My daughter has cut her first tooth so MIL pearler for today was 'she's definitely ready for food then'. So, if she'd cut it at 4 weeks she would need toast then?
 
Whilst im loving this thread & enjoying reading your posts :coffee:

I cant help but feel a sadness ~ My Family & DHs Family dont see our Children very much at all & my MIL died when my DH was young :cry:

I wish I had these people around me to 'annoy me'! :hugs:

I feel the same ...i can understand the MIL comments, they do make me laugh... but the mum ones, are your mums really that bad??

My mum died when Harry was 10 weeks old, id love to be able to tell her how goddamn annoying shes being ;0) lol xx
 
Got another

Dad - get the babys name right - it is plain rude not to.

LO is Logan not Loocan

End of.
 
Whilst im loving this thread & enjoying reading your posts :coffee:

I cant help but feel a sadness ~ My Family & DHs Family dont see our Children very much at all & my MIL died when my DH was young :cry:

I wish I had these people around me to 'annoy me'! :hugs:

I feel the same ...i can understand the MIL comments, they do make me laugh... but the mum ones, are your mums really that bad??

My mum died when Harry was 10 weeks old, id love to be able to tell her how goddamn annoying shes being ;0) lol xx

:hugs: That must have been terrible for you :hugs:

Im glad someone understood where I was coming from, I didnt want to seem a 'killjoy'
 
These are all meant in the nicest possible way -

To MIL - Please do not slobber my child in kisses after letting the dog slobber all over you first. In fact, please refrain from kissing her at all as it makes me feel uncomfortable and I see no need for it from anyone other than me and OH. And no, my LO does not want to have your homemade sugary cake for her dinner thank you. Also, when my LO is crying and reaching over towards me please hand her back as she is clearly upset. No I will not allow you to have her for the day so that you can "show her off to your workmates". And there is nothing wrong with the 2nd hand toys I buy her.

To FIL - Stop putting your fucking fingers in my LOs mouth. You clearly haven't washed them since being here, eating, drinking and touching my pets. Also, please do not allow my LO to eat and lick your shoes, it's rather disgusting. And yes, I will pick my daughter up if she is upset. No, I won't finish my dinner and leave her to cry.

xx
 
Whilst im loving this thread & enjoying reading your posts :coffee:

I cant help but feel a sadness ~ My Family & DHs Family dont see our Children very much at all & my MIL died when my DH was young :cry:

I wish I had these people around me to 'annoy me'! :hugs:

I feel the same ...i can understand the MIL comments, they do make me laugh... but the mum ones, are your mums really that bad??

My mum died when Harry was 10 weeks old, id love to be able to tell her how goddamn annoying shes being ;0) lol xx

:hugs: That must have been terrible for you :hugs:

Im glad someone understood where I was coming from, I didnt want to seem a 'killjoy'

lol, i totally understand, like u though, i didnt agree with your comment to be a killjoy either, or for sympathy or even to change the tone of this thread in any way as its given me a good chuckle the past couple of days haha!!

but yeah thank you, its been a tough start to the year, i think it just highlights my MIL's 'faults' ten fold though, shes such a lovely, lovely woman but she'll never 'win' while im still grieving!! Bless her!!! she annoys me, but i do love her dearly too xx
 
Of course people are grateful to have family- that's why we wouldn't say ever these things to them and upset them. You do get those little differences of opinion that you have to keep quiet about and it's nice to get them out and vent.

I have got my mum still alive but not my dad so I do know what you mean. My mum still drives me crazy sometimes though
 
Of course people are grateful to have family- that's why we wouldn't say ever these things to them and upset them. You do get those little differences of opinion that you have to keep quiet about and it's nice to get them out and vent.

I have got my mum still alive but not my dad so I do know what you mean. My mum still drives me crazy sometimes though


& my mum probably would me too lol!! it's nice to have a 'perfect' fantasy in your head though!!

keep the comments coming, some of them are hilare!! ( only 'cos im nodding my head in agreement to them :winkwink: )
 

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