Things I cannot say out loud....

[whit.]

DH- she's your baby, too! I know you work all day & I "sit around" but even at 3am, she's still your daughter!

MIL- she's not "your baby" or "your girl" stop stop saying "my baby" when talking to or about her. YOU didn't carry her for 8 months and a week - I DID!!

 

[farmbaby]

it's always good to get that stuff off your chest. we always need a way to vent our problems lol. I thought i would share a link with everyone that could change the mood and make everything happy. who doesn't smile and laugh when they see a baby laugh.

Enjoy and i hope it puts a smile on your face

https://youtu.be/9twZiN1ptDg

 

[Ozzieshunni]

^^Only baby I don't like hearing laugh is that evil one on the Cow and Gate adverts

 

[Emmy1987]

To my father's family:

I'm am not able to come and visit whenever you hail for me. I have a young baby to think about and we're broke enough to have to live with my in-laws at the moment. So stop moaning about me never seeing you all...get in your cars and visit ME for the first time in about 3 years!

Dear "Father":

I have nothing but contempt for you. You have 3 children, all with different women and all of which you abandoned! I was only 1 1/2 when you left mum to fend for herself! Then when I'm 18 I finally meet you and your all smiles and rainbows. I then find out you spread all sorts of lies about your past women (including my mum) saying they cheated on you and they never let you see your children after you left! That's absolute crap and you know it!

Another thing. You haven't contacted me since BEFORE your grandson was born! Despite me trying you a couple of times before giving up.

You're most recent abandoned son has started having behavioral problems because you can't stick to a routine and mess him about CONSTANTLY!

And now you're married...AGAIN! And how do I find out? Through an invite to the wedding perhaps? No! I find out through FACEBOOK! Not only that but the pictures clearly show that not only are NONE of your children there and all your nieces and nephews are...but my cousins are all IN your wedding.

But you know what? It's ok! You've now abandoned me twice and that's it! Louis will NEVER know who you are. You will never hold my boy. You will never be part of his life, because I'll be DAMNED if you abandon him too.

After all, you have to be a DAD before you become a grandad.

Sounds like my 'father'


To my aunt - stop being such a selfish cow. And stop complaining that your 2 year old nephew was too ott when they visited this weekend - obv your darling son was an absolute angel at that age?! Oh wait, you were too concerned about making as much money in overtime at work to go off abroad on holidays leaving your son with his screwed up father... you clearly didn't notice!
You expect me to come to you every time I come back to Lincoln, to do things you want to do and see people you want to see. Not anymore! Yes you have a broken back but get your useless husband to take you places and stop wasting my time! I don't want to go and visit someone I've met once for a whole afternoon with a grumpy baby!
And how amazing that you're 'poor' yet you can afford a £3500 bed that you don't need and bought on a whim (!!!) and a holiday to Corfu... when your house is falling apart but you dont have the money to fix anything!

Oh and you can make the 3 hours drive to the airport and the 4 hour flight to Corfu but you just 'can't cope' with the 90 minute drive to come and see me like you've been promising since we moved. Yet you still moan that we don't see you?!!

Well guess what? I'M COMING BACK FRIDAY AND I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU! You're not going to have me as chauffeur and dogsbody for the day!


To my other aunt - thanks for making me feel fabulous about having to stop BF and telling me that my baby wouldn't be screaming in agony from constipation if I had been 'bothered' to keep up BF... I've cried so hard since you said that this weekend and I'm feebly pumping whatever I can from my boobs to try and help LO as the guilt is far too much to bear 2 hours of pumping gets me a quarter of an ounce

To my OH - thank you for being there for me when I was sobbing about the above night before last as a post on here had made me feel even bloody worse.

To my cats - will you STOP bringing in shrews at 6 am and playing with them in our room????? They had one each last night!

To the shrews - stop squeaking and running from me, I'm trying to save you and take you back outside so that I can go back to bed!

Ooh last one - to my 1st aunts husband - stop calling me stupid for having 2 cigarettes a day! I'm not proud of starting smoking again but I have no other release I'm stuck indoors on my own day in day out in a place I hate.

To everyone - when I moan I don't know anyone don't ask if I've tried finding baby groups... of course I have! There's just nothing where I am but luckily I have found one half an hour away which starts at the end of the month!

To the weather - I don't like you

 

[whit.]

I googled a shrew....YUCK! Looks like a mouse mixed with an anteater! LOL

 

[Emmy1987]

I googled a shrew....YUCK! Looks like a mouse mixed with an anteater! LOL

Lmao I know they're weird! One of my cats eats everything they catch and shrews are crunchy lol!

 

[Lettuce]

Awww Emmy!
To those girls with rubbish fathers

DD , thanks for making me feel a crap mum today! I tried for 2hours to get you to go to sleep... My mum walks in and ŷou fall asleep within 2mins for her!
Thanks mum for trying to make me feel better! she said "she wanted to stay awake cos she loves playing with you!" nice try mum! xx

 

[Lauki]

Emmy don't feel bad about stopping BF! Don't let anyone upset you about it!! You're a fab mum and that's what's important !

Lettuce - Don't be daft for saying you're a bad mum! Sometimes it works for babies to just go to someone else . Were you getting a bit upset in the end? Maybe she was picking up your mood and because your mum was all calm she had an easier time to fall asleep?

Everyone should stop thinking they're bad mummies! You're all amazing and you love your LO's! Don't get hung up on the silly details or bad moments! Just think of their amazing smiles! They smile because you make them happy! to all!

 

[chichestermum]

To my cats - will you STOP bringing in shrews at 6 am and playing with them in our room????? They had one each last night!

lol at least your cats can actually catch them!
my stupid pooch runs out when she sees them running out of the flowerbed she stares at them, barks and then when they run away (back into the flowerbed) she runs the opposite way and then barks because she cant find them and then comes sulking back in looking at us expecting some kind of reward for trying! she really is the worlds non doggy dog! tho in saying that she has been trying to be more dog like, she ripped the post from the letterbox the other day! i dont know whether i was more surprised that she done something doogyish or that she actually managed to reach the letterbox lol!

 

[chichestermum]

dear heartburn F off!!
Mr rennee, sorry iv left you, but it just wasnt working out anymore.
Mr tums, Thanks for being there when i needed you last night, we had a bit of a good time but you just dont last long enough, i think that was deffo a 1 night stand.
Mr Gaviscon, Please bring yourself back from the shop, i hate it when you run out on me when i need you most.

Dear asthma, why oh why do you have to raise your ugly head when you havent been around for over a year! it was bad enough with getting slightly breathless, but giving me full on attacks at 3am is not what i need right now!

Hormonal flushes, i also dont appreciate you at 3am when i cant breath! i know your here to stay until after baby arrives but couldnt you turn up of an evening when i get chilly?

MIL im glad you have that bug, it means u dont get to come visit and didnt get to take us to our last scan on tuesday and end up coming in with us because you wanted to see
Dear MILs bug THANKYOU! now please dont go away, your more than welcome to thrive were you are xxx

 

[Lettuce]

dear heartburn F off!!
Mr rennee, sorry iv left you, but it just wasnt working out anymore.
Mr tums, Thanks for being there when i needed you last night, we had a bit of a good time but you just dont last long enough, i think that was deffo a 1 night stand.
Mr Gaviscon, Please bring yourself back from the shop, i hate it when you run out on me when i need you most.

Dear asthma, why oh why do you have to raise your ugly head when you havent been around for over a year! it was bad enough with getting slightly breathless, but giving me full on attacks at 3am is not what i need right now!

Hormonal flushes, i also dont appreciate you at 3am when i cant breath! i know your here to stay until after baby arrives but couldnt you turn up of an evening when i get chilly?

MIL im glad you have that bug, it means u dont get to come visit and didnt get to take us to our last scan on tuesday and end up coming in with us because you wanted to see
Dear MILs bug THANKYOU! now please dont go away, your more than welcome to thrive were you are xxx

 

[Lettuce]

Dear Jen... What the hell am I meant to do?! This EASY routine is more EASEAEAEAEAEAES no Y TIME at all!
And I have to go out to the baby and toddlers AGM tonight, how old do I feel?! xx

 

[Lauki]

I've given up on the Easy routine . Soph sleeps better after a feed!

 

[Spunky]

What's the easy routine?

 

[Lettuce]

Eat, Activity, Sleep, Yourself time. Bit of a joke tho as my Jen isn't too keen on the sleep part and way too keen on the eat and activity times! I believe the official routine has timings but I'm just using it loosely.
Ah bugger it, I'll just keep muddling along, sod having a routine! Xx

 

[Lauki]

Hehe I'm muddling along too . Just trying to keep Sophie happy!

 

[lisaf]

I had a great EASY routine going (didn't know it had a name)... then my childminders went and messed it all up!

Though he's still happy for me when I pick him up etc, it just throws me off on the weekend and makes it harder for me to get him to nap since he's used to getting another bottle before naps when they watch him. If it was more disruptive, I'd make a bigger deal out of it, but just irritating since I had him perfectly 'managed' and nobody else can seem to do it!
(I guess its possible he misses me and needs the comfort from that extra bottle which is one reason I don't insist they skip it).

 

[shambaby]

to hayden: i'm glad you were happy today, on your first morning at nursery - i want you to have fun, and i'm so proud of you for being so good and sociable - but it would make me feel a little better if you would show some sign that you missed me just a little. i missed you so much i felt like i was missing a vital part of myself. i can't believe i will have to leave you there to have fun without me 3 days a week every week

 

[Lauki]

Soph - I hope you'll enjoy swimming today! Mummy is vry excited and even daddy is taking half a day off to come swim with us for half an hour! I can't wait till I put you in your cutesie yellow swimsuit!

OH - You'd better be on time for the swimming or I'll be really upset!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

DH: thanks for the attempted lay in. You wont need all six ounces of milk when I'm out for two hours this afternoon. You could have given him a bottle. Argh!