MIL:-thank you for everything you have done and bought and cooked for us i appreciate and you are lovely but..
Please stop telling me that weaning at 6 months is rubbish and that you had to give OH baby rice from 8 weeks -u tell me this almost everytime i come round .
The "she cant be hungry again" one yes she is it is called cluster feeding so stop jiggling her telling her this as she gets more and more irate just give her to mee so i can feed her!!
lo has colic and trouble bringing wind up she is not getting crafty and training us to pick her up all the time she is tired from not sleeping most off the day and the colic is causing havoc too if i want to soothe my baby i will she will not be getting spoilt!
After OH baisically told me you were babysitting her at 2 weeks so we can go out (i didnt want to leave her) please dont tell me when i come back your pretty sure she tried smiling for grandad and it wasnt wind!! A. she is 2 weeks i highly doubt it and B.this may sound childish but if anyone gets her first smile it will be me or OH!!!
when we take lo for a walk as she is so overtired not much is consoling her then we come back she is asleep in her jacket do u sit there saying dont you think she is hot in that i reply no-then u start saying loudly 5 min later how hot your feeling to then proceed to ask OH if you can undo her jacket at least-she is not frickin hot she only has a vest under hre jacket stop undermining me i dont want to wake her!!
FIL:-when i give her to u when she is awake after being asleep do u proceed to shush her saying go to sleep over your shoulder and you wonder why she is irate even though i tell you she is not tired!!
Yet again she is crying because she is hungry i have walked over to you to get her why do u ignore me and still bounce her on your knee when she is crying and asking her whats the matter ermmm SHE IS HUNGRY!!!
OH:-i love you to bits you have given us a beautiful daughter. but u wear me out when you are home from work i have less time to run around picking up your dirty dishes and clothes please cut me some slack.
I know you want to give her cuddles but i have just got her off to sleep but u ignore me pick her up she wakes up then you hand me back a screaming tired baby.
saying you will watch her whilst i do your banking and go to the supermarket to get a few bits is NOT a break i would much rather have a bath or a nap not run your errands.
stop rushing out the door we have a baby now u need to make sure we have everything not forget her blanket because it is warm outside now it will get cooler later!!
when we go to your mums please can we not spend hours upon hours there where summer is passed round then back to me when she is crying it is exhausting and not what i class as going out.
i understand you want us to go out but i need to build up a stash of milk to do so im not a cow it takes time to build up enough expressed milk and no i wont just leave formula!
myLO:- Please let mummy put you down for five minutes so i can feed myself and get a shower
to everyone that holds her stop touching or stroking around her mouth which then makes her start rooting for food then start crying because its not there and i dont know where your hands have been!!
omg that feels so much better to write down im sure there is more but oh well
I felt the same way last night
xx
