Things I cannot say out loud....

[emzul]

Bear with me, I have a few to get off my chest! LOL

MIL: When I am asked by you (a Mother of 2 yourself) how to hold my newborn baby, and I show you, have the sense to hold him how I have said and SUPPORT HIS DAMNED HEAD!!! If I have to wail at you "support his head HIS HEAD" once more, you will never hold him again!

MIL: When you make up a bottle for my son (with step by step idiot proof instructions written by myself) maybe I should remember next time to add (screw the lid on the bottle) at the end, since you forgot this small part and poured a whole bottle of milk over my son, and then tried to cover your tracks by changing him and shoving the sopping wet babygro at the bottom of his change bag.... did you REALLY think I wouldnt notice he was A) in a completely different outfit to 3 hours ago and B) wouldnt find the sopping wet, milk covered one in the bag?!!?

Nan-in-Law: If Charlie is sleeping, do NOT wake him up, just so you can hold him!!!!!!!!! Numerous times me and DH asked you NOT to wake him, only to find out that the second we left the house you woke him and he wouldnt settle that night because he was overtired.

Dad: I see you once at year at Xmas, you have let me down my entire life, so when you started to show an interest in your Grandson, forgive me for feeling a tad cynical that it will last... 3 weeks old and you have already said you cant come to visit because you are playing GOLF!!!! If you mess this up just once, you wont be seeing him at all, I was let down by you but I wont have you do the same to my son.

 

[wishiwas]

Dh: When I am in the bathroom, please don't ask me what I'm doing. It's a safe bet that I'm doing what most people normally do in them. You don't have to make me say it.

 

[Mya209]

SIL - don't criticize other peoples parenting! Your kids are out of control! And what do mean I look like the baby led weaning 'type'. And no you're not gonna sneakily give my baby sweets. I may be politely laughing off your comments now, but if you ever dare go behind my back I'll never trust you with my child again!

 

[Spunky]

lol wishiwas


James - I know you sleep through the night, but I'm tired, always am now, please please take a nap in your crib so that I can nap. Only sleeping short bursts at the boob is not a nap for me...

 

[x Michelle x]

Weather please be nice today! I don't fancy walking around Aberdeen in the rain

I'm in Westhill (just outside Aberdeen )

 

[sapphire1]

Weather please be nice today! I don't fancy walking around Aberdeen in the rain

I'm in Westhill (just outside Aberdeen )

DH said it was scorchio there today

 

[x Michelle x]

it was lovely!!!!

 

[Ilikecake]

Dear OH...I cannot believe that you have DEMANDED that I take J out on Sunday so that you can have a lie in...because you DESERVE one. I get that you go to work but as much as you believe I do....I do not sit on my arse all day. I'm up all night with J, I look after him all day, I work myself. Get a grip. You have gotten up with J 3 times since he was born and all you've had to do is stick his dummy back in. Try getting up with him through the night and then having to look after him during the day and then work. Arse.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lettuce!!!! It didn't rain yesterday

To nice lady selling me her jumperoo: THANK YOU FOR DELIVERING IT!!!!!! Nice people DO exist in this world!

 

[x Michelle x]

I think people up here are really nice! I'm always shocked when i go to places like London etc and there are no manners, makes me so cross! it costs nothing to be nice!
God, i sound like a right old lady!

 

[sueh81]

dh - are you putting a wash load in after tea?? me - how about you do it since looked after our LO all day AND managed to get your tea ready for when you get in!!

 

[divadexie]

OH- when I snap and have a go at you because I am sick of doing everything all the time, IT IS NOT BECAUSE I AM DEPRESSED!!!!!!!! I am not going to go and get medication when if you got off your lazy ass and helped I wouldn't get mad!
I am exhausted. Oh WOW you hoovered the bedroom, but you left the huge pile of washing in there and all your cups.
I don't know how you manage to walk past things that need doing all the time and it pisses me off that I have to get at you to do something, you wont even do what I ask you unless I nag at you and then you moan cause Ive nagged!

When I am making the tea and you are on your xbox do not sigh or take ages when I ask you to do something.
And when I ask you to quickly change LO while I finish sorting the kids tea, get up off your butt and dont take ages about it, its takes TWO minutes to change LO so yes I am going to get cross if you take 10 when I asked you to hurry up.

I am absolutely shattered, I look at the floor that needs hoovered and the stray babywipe that needs picked up, and the couple of bits that got knocked off the bottom of the coffee table and I just cannot be bothered to do it, I just feel like I have no energy at all, I find it really hard to get out of bed in the morning at the thought of dragging myself through another day the same as all the other days.



To everyone, I have TWO children so please please please when you take one can you take them BOTH. It's great you all want to have DS overnight but I could REALLY do with just an evening now and again that is MINE because OH doesn't help.


I don't give a monkeys ass if you hate my pet rats, they are MY pets and I love them so don't come into my house and say they are disgusting vermin, or I might throw something at you.


Do not come into my house and comment on what needs done. I KNOW it needs done I can SEE it but I have a LO who yells and shouts at the top of her voice if I don't give her all the attention, and screeches if I leave the room, she naps for half an hour, where the hell do you think I have the time to do everything?


And nobody dare bring up the fact that I go horse riding on sundays! That is my workout, my enjoyment and my fun at the end of the week. It is not just an expensive hobby it is going to help me when I go to college and I dont give two sh!ts if you don't think its a great career choice, FCK OFF its MY choice.

 

[lisaf]

divadexie - new rule, any visitors who comment on the mess just volunteered to clean it for you
and rats are freakin awesome! I miss my ratty guys, though with cats it wasn't easy to always keep the door shut etc.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOB: When I say leeds is too far for me...I MEAN IT!! I don't mean, oh I'm just kidding lets wander round for hours.

Also...thank christ I will not be living with you when I go into labour. I scream out in pain, thinking I've broken my foot, & all you can manage is to shout 'what have you done?' in a bored voice. I'd hate to think the impending birth of your child would f*ck with gears of f*cking war!!!!

Y'know what... just f*ck off. I'm sick of you! Don't complain your hungry & then ignore me when I offer food. Sit & eat that whole tin of chocolate you fat bas*ard then, see if I care!!

 

[LadyHutch]

To everyone: PND doesn't mean I am going to hurt myself or the baby. ASking me that is insulting, and if anyone is going to get hurt it is the person who asks me that. You will get hurt...by my fist connecting with your face.

Fuck off.

 

[Lettuce]

Everyone: I enjoyed going put with girls tonight. I enjoyed having a full meal without jumping up, holding a baby or gulping it down, I dont feel remotely guilty about this fact, she was getting looked after by her dad, I spent 2hours expressing the 4oz of milk necessary for my evening out and I loved being me again, and I'm looking forward to my next night out.
Do not try to make me feel bad for this! I'm a good mummy, but I do think a few hours away from my intelligent and demanding daughter makes me a better mummy.

Does do daddy any harm to see to her for a few hours either!

 

[divadexie]

Great idea lisaf
I think I should print a note on my front door ''If you have something to comment on my home, don't come in, or better still, clean it up'' hehe

Ohhh another one that REALLY annoys me
'Friend' your house is immaculate with nothing out of place, mine isn't. But the difference is, when I come to your house I put things in the bin/away when Im done and I help with the dishes. You come here and leave empty crisp packets and tea cups on the coffee table and you never ever offer to help with the kitchen or tidy things away that you have been using, even after you stayed over and there was popcorn bowl, blue wkd bottles and rubbish on the coffee table and you went off to the bathroom after watching me start to clean up!

 

[StarlitHome]

Just remembered this after reading another thread:
DH's Aunty - Molly is barely a month old, why in the world are you asking "when she will be eating solids" already??? For your information, she gets ALL the nutrition (and antibodies and all kinds of good stuff) from nursing (yes, FROM MY BOOBS) and she won't be eating solids until she's ready!

 

[Kalah]

To the moms who act so perfect like having kids is just so so easy and it is never hard or frustrating: Shut your lying mouth and stop making the other moms feel bad!!
I was talking to my SIL (brother's wife) the other day about people who do this, she knows some, I know some, and we both agreed it is so frustrating! Especially when you're a new mom and someone else is telling you it should be easy and you should never be frustrated with your baby even when they just won't stop crying for hours on end. It just makes you feel like a bad person when really everyone gets fed up at some point..
I was especially annoyed for her when she said a "friend" of hers was being competitive about their kids. My nephew is such a sweet happy little boy, just because he has a few problems doesn't make him less of a person As a matter of fact he gets a lot more love and attention than many other kids I know and my brother and sister in law are amazing parents so anyone who wants to just focus on the negatives all the time doesn't even deserve to know him.

 

[lisaf]

to the moms who act so perfect like having kids is just so so easy and it is never hard or frustrating: Shut your lying mouth and stop making the other moms feel bad!!

this!!!!!!