Things I cannot say out loud....

[MizzDeeDee]

MIL don't make remarks when my mum buys better stuff for LO than you.

FIL don't tell me I have to make you a brew, don't say you hope LO keeps me up all night, and DO NOT put sky sports bloody news on every time you walk into our house!!!!

And he wants the baby to keep you up all night because???????????? Wait- I know..because he's an ass.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Dear god please don't let me be pregnant again. I took a test so why do I still feel nauseous and why am I craving fish?

 

[Lettuce]

Ozziehunni xx

 

[MissFox]

Ozzie- same thing has been happening to me for the last couple months. I thought I was prego hut couldn't test. I had 2 periods hut didn't believe it. I'm not prego lol but this whole af showing every 2 weeks is getting old.
I want anobabyyyyyyyy.
DH family- suck my butt u @$$holes.
Rosie THANK YOUUUU for sleeping through the last few nights!!

 

[Spunky]

Ozziehunni - I was super worried I was pregnant again! Having all the symptoms I did last time. But I was taking the mini pill and it was mimicking the signs! Stopped it and I feel normal now! Not saying the same situation, but boy am I relieved! I hope you can take enough BFN tests to reassure yourself!

 

[lisaf]

DH- I'm sick and tired of kissing your ass whenever you happen to do 1 chore around the house. Then then you need like 2 days to recover from it? I'd really like a break too you know.. but every break you take leaves me doing most of the work. How fair is that?!?!

But if I dare say anything you'll just start listing all the things you DO and I will come across as ungrateful.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I'm on the mini-pill! That must be it!

 

[Lettuce]

I'm on the mini-pill! That must be it!

mystery solved!

Ok, so I know I need to lose weight, but seriously, 2 pairs of pyjama trousers ripped apart in 2 days?!! Wtf?
And I'm seriously panicking about oh's 30th next month! Darling MIL has decided she wants a joint 60/30th! A bloody ceilidh. So I'm left to organise the whole thing, and I'm so fat! I'm dreading it! I have no idea what to buy cos I have no idea what suits me anymore! All the clothes I used to wear look terrible on me, my usual style doesn't look right, I think my body shape has changed but now I don't know what to wear!
Totally self indulgent rant. x

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lettuce.

 

[BabyBoo36]

OH - I know it hurts because shes meant to be family, but I'm glad you're beginning to see the type of person your sister actually is.......

 

[Natsku]

To OH: Thanks for helping out more, its so great to just vegetate in front of the computer while I'm ill! But please watch out when she goes quiet as she's usually getting into trouble then!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Too right Nats. I used to have to watch my preschoolers for that!

 

[Natsku]

Silence is a clear sign of something going on!
She keeps trying to climb things now, not fun!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I LOVE DH'S X-MAS PRESENT FROM ALEX! I'm terrible at secrets! I just want to scream!

 

[Natsku]

ooooo tell us what it is!!!!

To OH: you need to stop drinking beer, the whole apartment smells like a rotten egg from your farts

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I went on Snapfish and made a photo collage mug of him and Alex

 

[Natsku]

Aww thats great, snapfish is ace!

 

[Lettuce]

Super cute!

Oh for the love of god Jenny, what is with these poos?! She's still doing 1/2 a day but they are always huge and escape the nappy!!! I put you in that outfit specially to go visit your great gran on her birthday! Now I need to find a new one... Just as well you have a bigger selection of clothes than mummy... xx

 

[MizzDeeDee]

I'm on the mini-pill! That must be it!

mystery solved!

Ok, so I know I need to lose weight, but seriously, 2 pairs of pyjama trousers ripped apart in 2 days?!! Wtf?
And I'm seriously panicking about oh's 30th next month! Darling MIL has decided she wants a joint 60/30th! A bloody ceilidh. So I'm left to organise the whole thing, and I'm so fat! I'm dreading it! I have no idea what to buy cos I have no idea what suits me anymore! All the clothes I used to wear look terrible on me, my usual style doesn't look right, I think my body shape has changed but now I don't know what to wear!
Totally self indulgent rant. x

No, no.. not at all. I just went last night and bought a bunch of high protein and fiber things for a diet because I am so embarrassed that I don't want to be seen in public...

Don't feel like you're being "self indulgent"... it's just....difficult.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

DH says the same about Alex having more clothes than him! I'm finding Alex's poos very explosive because of the teething. Yesterday it ran down his leg in the jumperoo