Things I cannot say out loud....

[Neko]

Spelt is the past tense of spell. In proper English

It depends on the country, Nats. In the USA it is "spelled" in the UK and other countries it's "spelt."

Tell Nat the truth. Nobody in the US knows how to spell

 

[Natsku]

Spelt is the past tense of spell. In proper English

It depends on the country, Nats. In the USA it is "spelled" in the UK and other countries it's "spelt."

Thats why I specified proper English

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Oh thanks

 

[Natsku]

Silly Americans, always getting our language wrong...

 

[Lettuce]

Two countries divided by a common language...

 

[Lettuce]

It's color I never get, it looks so weird! Colour looks better.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

color!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Natsku]

Colour definitely looks better. As does labour.

 

[Eliza_V]

Uh-oh...

I just won an X-Pole Sport (pole dancing/fitness pole) on eBay

So much for being £1000 overdrawn, eh? Meep.

 

[Lettuce]

Lol, you'll have to use your skills in a club...

Oh god, brain, stop thinking about tuesday! It'll be ok. Just switch off and enjoy tomorrow, last day of mat leave.
To the "lady" shouting in the street: shut up. Your language is deplorable. I want to move to a nicer area. I used to not mind living here but funnily enough, having a baby has made me more fussy...

 

[OnErth&InHvn]

I F^ing HATE my new neighbors.

I also hate the lady who complained about my dogs

The new neighbors moved up here from downstairs and they have 2000000000000000000000000000000 kids running up and down up and down up and down up and down...

Then the dog lady claimed i STOLE a car today. Seriously?

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Cause you so fit the description of a car thief

 

[rainbowbaby2]

you know what FK you!! im evil because I wont show you sympathy because your Ill then your the most evil person ever as you make me do everything when im Ill!!!!!! i was out WORKING till midnight from 10 oclock that morning yet you still make me get up at 5am with our son as your to light headed!!!! just go stick your head up your ass

 

[Natsku]

To landlord of new flat: Please please please say yes to me renting your flat. Also it would be nice if you'd lower the rent a bit. And make it just one month's rent for the security deposit.

 

[BabyBoo36]

Lettuce - good luck for tomorrow - I start back next week and am dreading it.

Vicar - you are an arse. Don't think you're scaring us by saying you'll "make it awkward" for us as we've chosen to get Pud christened in DH's family church rather than yours. People like you are the exact reason why you'll never see us or Pud in your church. And there will be a strongly worded letter regarding your attitude going to your Bishop after the christening. I thought you were supposed to be encouraging more people into the church, not pushing people away. Grrrr....

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lettuce - good luck for tomorrow - I start back next week and am dreading it.

Vicar - you are an arse. Don't think you're scaring us by saying you'll "make it awkward" for us as we've chosen to get Pud christened in DH's family church rather than yours. People like you are the exact reason why you'll never see us or Pud in your church. And there will be a strongly worded letter regarding your attitude going to your Bishop after the christening. I thought you were supposed to be encouraging more people into the church, not pushing people away. Grrrr....

Where does he get off? I'm not religious, but SHEESH! How rude!

How's your SIL been these days? Has the whining calmed down a bit?

 

[tanya]

Mil- first you have the cheek to judge my parenting then you poison my son! I've told you a thousand times about salt in his food and even bought you low salt gravy so when you made a stew for tea while we were visiting I stupidly didn't question it. Last night Flynn was unsettled and through the night had 4 full bottles Of milk (we still feed on demand) this morning he woke up and his nappy was so wet it was leaking pee all over and his mattress was soaked! This morning he's had the runs and seems to have tummy ache. His usual 1hr nap lasted 2.5! I rang mil to ask her whether she had used the gravy i gave her only to be told not only did she use 3 full salt oxo cubes she added "just a pinch" of salt too! Then fed it to the baby with vulnerable still developing kidneys! He seems ok in himself now albeit still really thirsty so we are gonna try and stay totally salt free for a few days and hope its not done any damage.
I hope she's bloody happy!!

Flynn- please stop being naughty, the stuff on the tv cabinet is supposed to be there, we don't need it clearing out thanks.

Tesco guy- deliver my shopping already! I'm hungry!!

Eta- mil justified it by saying that she put salt in the shepherds pie the week before and he'd been fine!! I'll be taking his food with me in future!!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

We use low salt oxo cubes, when we do use them. I check the salt on EVERYTHING! It's not worth the risk. Shame on your MIL.

 

[BabyBoo36]

Lettuce - good luck for tomorrow - I start back next week and am dreading it.

Vicar - you are an arse. Don't think you're scaring us by saying you'll "make it awkward" for us as we've chosen to get Pud christened in DH's family church rather than yours. People like you are the exact reason why you'll never see us or Pud in your church. And there will be a strongly worded letter regarding your attitude going to your Bishop after the christening. I thought you were supposed to be encouraging more people into the church, not pushing people away. Grrrr....

Where does he get off? I'm not religious, but SHEESH! How rude!

How's your SIL been these days? Has the whining calmed down a bit?

Not heard from her in 2 weeks. She's blocked from my FB anyway. PIL haven't said a word about it since the row thankfully. I guess she's shut up for a bit after realising her threats and tantrums still didn't get her her own way. The only thing I will say is her views on christianity aren't that far out after the conversation we had with the arse vicar last night!

 

[Emmy1987]

LO - please get better soon, you're wearing me out. Also, thanks for passing it to me.

Depression, I thought I'd kicked your arse, how dare you sneak back on me!

OH - I'm sorry but we need to sort out our financial issues. Yes you have a tiny bit of money left at the end of the month. I however am minus money every month, this is not fair! I know you love your job but we can't afford to stay as we are. I've put emergency in the electric but can't afford to top it up! So £5 has to last us as long as possible I spent more on getting my car through its MOT this weekend than I earned last month

To my friend - thank you for buying my coffee in Starbucks in town today

LO - I'm sorry I shouted at you to shut up this morning