Things I cannot say out loud....

If I was to run a marathon next year
I'd have to start today pmsl!!
 
Ooooo, brave woman. I hate running. I get asthma when I do :( I prefer swimming and dance.
 
I like running, for about 5 minutes, and then I like lying down
 
5 minutes! How fit are you! I can manage 5 steps!
My boobs are so big im knocked out by the third :haha::rofl::rofl::rofl::holly::holly::holly:

I'm actually bricking it for this morning! It's new baby group day, they've sent me encouraging messages on their fb page tho and a lovely lady has said she'll look out for me arriving, still nervous tho...
 
Ah it'll be great! :) shoulders back, plaster a smile on and you'll be great! :)
I have to wear 2 sports bras my boobs are so big! :rofl:
 
OMG. I've been gone forever! Missing you ladies!!!


To my MIL:

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU. You don't get to see Xavier for his bday! MUHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA.
 
Dear house - clean yourself up for goodness sake!

I'm tempted to hire a cleaner to help for this party next week :blush:

Friend - thank you for telling me about the group this morning, we had fun :)
 
Dh- you really scared me this morning, I didn't like it and I hope you learned a lesson and won't do it again.
Flynn fell down and banged his head (pretty much a daily occurrence ATM, he's learning to stand unsupported and keeps trying a step and falling) dh picked him up coz I was getting my coat to go out, dh was calmin him down and I came over tk stroke hi hair and tell him it was ok, I can't just ignore him when he's upset, dh went off big style, started yelling that I was tryin to take Flynn away and that I don't trust him with him and that I must think he's a terrible daddy.. All the while he's holding a hysterical Flynn who can't figure out why daddy is so angry and probably thinks he's done wrong. I told dh I wasn't gonna argue in front of Flynn coz he was scared, so dh thrust him into my arms and stormed out, breaking the bin on the way and put his fist through a panel on the fence (cut his hand, oh diddums) and punched the peg bag (?) so hard I had to retrieve it from next doors garden. He then went and sat in the car for half hour while I calmed Flynn down and got ready to go out for the day, eventually he calmed down and asked me to come out to go out, complaining his hand hurts, fuck off, no sympathy it was self inflicted and you can tell sil why there's a hole in her fence. We checked Flynn over for bumps and set off on our day out. It's all calmed now. Still no apology but I never got one before so I'll not hold my breath.
He's always had a temper but he's never damaged stuff or hurt himself before.
He's showered Flynn in gifts today so I think he feels guilty for scaring him, no gifts for me, apparently he doesn't feel guilty about that.
 
Aunty - again?? Really? You teased her with something she cannot have (this time a takeout box full of food) AGAIN??
Did you not learn your lesson last time?
"I was just distracting her from what you were taking away" WELL THANKS but we had it fully under control.
Way to go, teasing your exhausted grouchy 9-month-old grandniece.
And DH tells me you asked if she needed a plate? Good Lord woman. You really know very little about babies... :dohh:
 
To my ex: Answer your bloody phone, I want to say goodnight to Maria!
 
:( Booo nats! Kick him in the face!!!!!

DH's aunties: You are so lovely, but 10 t-shirts is a bit overkill, lol, especially when he probably will only wear them once. It's nice though that you think of Alex :hugs: :kiss:
 
To myself: you idiot, forgetting your bottle of wine in your ex's car :growlmad: no sangria for you today :(
 
Joshy you make me so proud baby. No matter how tired/hungry/ fed up you are, you always have giggles & playtime for your grandad & it makes him so happy.

Nan... Please buck your ideas up about Joshy, it breaks my heart to see him reaching for your paper to play with you & you just ignore him.

Joshy (again) happy half yr birthday baby boy ^_^ I am so looking forward to start weaning you & so is OH!

OH... I love the fact your gonna be at home when I get back tonight. It just feels right. Move in?

FOB... Just fuck off. None of your plans are working. I've not interfered in your life at all, please stop trying to interfer in mine. If your plan had worked I wouldn't have been able to feed the son you profess to care so effing much about. Smart move dumbass!
 
ex - wow. you are still SUCH a douchey asshole. i can tell from ONE PHOTO.
 
Answer the phone! I need to know that Maria is ok!
 
Ex Bestie ... You can piss right off if you think you're coming to our housewarming barbie. It amazes me you even had the gall to ask. Go and do one :D.

OH ... I am not your son's personal bloody maid. He's 6 and able bodied so he can get off his lazy little arse and put his plate in the sink. At his age i was doing household chores (emptying bins etc) not lying on my back and demanding a weeks worth of chocolate in one go. I'm glad you finally agree with me that his diet is absolutely shocking and it's about time his mother backed us up about him seeing a specialist. He's just a bag of bones and it's horrible. All he wanted to eat on saturday was a bloody lettuce roll !. He's 6, he should be eating us out of house and home not us having to force him to eat. I swear that if his mum mentions "Fat Club" in front of him or us again i'm gonna lose it at her. She's fat, not him and she's the one who's constantly going on about losing weight yet she eat's all the crap of the day and has her fat arse parked on her sofa 24/7 ... Hmm i wonder why she's like the back end of a bus ??.

Scummy people who live too close for comfort ... I hope you all enjoy the lovely little present we're leaving for you all, we've been saving them up for a week now :D you bunch of B******s. We're off to live in a fabulous farm cottage, surrounded by fields, with a HUGE garden and best of all NO SCREAMING BRATS !!!!!! :D.

Roll on Saturday. I can't get out of here soon enough.

Love & hugs to all :D
 

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