Times when you've had to bite your tongue

[lomelly]

Biting my tongue when the girl who smoked all throughout her pregnancy (3-6/day) complains that now her baby has two inhalers a day, wheezes doing nothing, and a smokers cough. Tries to blame it on her ex who has a hairless dog, saying baby must be allergic, even thought baby has been around said dog a handful of times...
I'm not going to comment about the teenager saying about the twins. She needs a smack about the head. Or something to bring her back to reality.

 

[Sapphire83]

This came out of the mouth of a seventeen yr old that I work with, she doesn't have kids.
"If I had a stillbirth with twins I'd rather lose both twins than just one"

Jeeeese

Please tell me you're making this up?!

 

[hellohefalump]

I'm not... I was so shocked I just walked away I wish I'd said something now

 

[Emerald87]

The only American food I know is the stuff off man vs food

I love that show. But how on earth is Adam not seriously obese?!

Now it's man v food nation; he "mentors" other challenge eaters. Whatever

I've not seen that yet!

Right, I'm off to the land of nod. There best be lots of limericks on here when I wake up It will be my birthday after all!

Babydust read the thread yesterday
Got to the end and thought 'hey!
There's no limericks,
I expected 5 or 6'
So here's one for your birthday!

*standing ovation*


(I couldn't pick just one smilie, so you get both)

 

[robinator]

I'm back. Lane was fed something.....American

American boob?

Yup, not tainted by any of that spag bol business......

And if anyone cares, as if it is even relevant to anything ever, she self weaned at 10.5 months

(good thing we didn't miss that 2-3 day window)

 

[robinator]

It's Babydust1990's birthday
And I would personally like to say
Have a day filled with cheer
You're older by a year
Cheers! Hip, hip hooray!

 

[sbl]

Happy birthday babydust!

 

[Sapphire83]

Happy Birthday, babydust
A picture of your celebration is a must
So many limericks on your special day
Bet you're crying, it's okay
In BnB on your birthday you can trust

 

[MommyJogger]

Babydust turned 23
And our wish for this fair honoree
That Harry should sleep
With narry a peep
So you can get you some Vitamin "D"

 

[Twister]

Happy birthday babydust!
Hope you're enjoying all this fuss
Eat lots of cake
And maybe an ice cream with flake
Don't forget the presents, they're a must!

 

[Emerald87]

I'm back. Lane was fed something.....American

American boob?

Yup, not tainted by any of that spag bol business......

And if anyone cares, as if it is even relevant to anything ever, she self weaned at 10.5 months

(good thing we didn't miss that 2-3 day window)

I care about you, robinator

 

[morri]

I saw so with a forward facing baby in a babybjoern less than 4m (probs 2m)old on a baby trade fair.

 

[robinator]

I'm back. Lane was fed something.....American

American boob?

Yup, not tainted by any of that spag bol business......

And if anyone cares, as if it is even relevant to anything ever, she self weaned at 10.5 months

(good thing we didn't miss that 2-3 day window)

I care about you, robinator

Awwww *wipes tear*.

 

[MommyJogger]

When old ladies tell me not to wear my son around the grocery store.
"Let him walk." He's 8mo old, he doesn't walk and if he did, it would only be to put as many things in his mouth as possible.
"He'll never learn to walk." Good, less work for me.
"You want to walk around, don't you?" Not yet, but he would probably enjoy biting your face. Careful, he draws blood.
"Look how much he wants to get down and walk around!" I swear to God he was asleep for this one!
"Oh, you're so squished in there!" Also asleep. It obviously tears him up inside to be worn.

 

[MommyJogger]

lol, also when DH tells people he sleeps through the night (he distinctly does not). You're welcome, you lazy old butthead.

 

[Wellington]

lol, also when DH tells people he sleeps through the night (he distinctly does not). You're welcome, you lazy old butthead.

I admit I guffawed at 'lazy old butthead'.
Thinking I need to use that one soon- I'm sure such a suitable occasion will materialise sooner than I could wish for.

 

[MommyJogger]

Sorry- last one! When MIL uses "you can't spoil a baby" to buy too much shit! That phrase is referring to attention and cuddles, lady! It doesn't mean he needs every manner of useless baby item ever invented.

 

[robinator]

When mil tells me that we really need to be working on the ABC's. Like serious, sitting down with flash cards working

 

[MommyJogger]

When mil tells me that we really need to be working on the ABC's. Like serious, sitting down with flash cards working

Lane can't do the ABCs yet? J finished the ABCs ages ago and is working on binomial expression atm.

 

[morri]

when people asks whether lo has colic and i negate and they say that she must be an easy baby. Just because sheisnt colicky doesnt mean that she hasnt got other issues.
sth funny- Iwas at lo birth hospital when she was 4 weeks old. In the front room/ foyer, was another person telling me that his wife makes caps for preemie newborns and they were going to the preemie station to take photos of them. Then he asked whether lo was a preemie. I have the feeling that guy has never seen a preemie before as my lo was 56 cm and 5 kg at 4 weeks old.