Times when you've had to bite your tongue

[babydust1990]

What IS cool whip?

A delicious whipped topping; similar to whipped cream

Hmm wonder if its like Dream topping here...

 

[sevenofnine]

What IS cool whip?

A delicious whipped topping; similar to whipped cream

Hmm wonder if its like Dream topping here...

Does Dream Topping come in a tub? Cool Whip comes in a tub. It's one of it's many charms.

 

[babydust1990]

What IS cool whip?

A delicious whipped topping; similar to whipped cream

Hmm wonder if its like Dream topping here...

Does Dream Topping come in a tub? Cool Whip comes in a tub. It's one of it's many charms.

No its in a packet you make up. I had a google, don't think we have anything like it here that's in a tub!

 

[robinator]

Tubs are great cuz you can eat the cool whip with a spoon! We have dream whip (I think that's what it's called) here; it's a powder you have to whip up

 

[babydust1990]

Yeah we have that here, not cool whip though Probably a good thing though as I'd be like 50 stone

 

[ShelbyLC]

Cool Whip on top of pound cake with strawberries...mmmm. I could never eat more than a few spoonfuls of the stuff at once, though. Too much sugar!

 

[lyricsop03]

I am too tired to think of anything but just wanted to say that this thread made me laugh.

 

[sevenofnine]

I am too tired to think of anything but just wanted to say that this thread made me laugh.

It's probably the best thread ever.

 

[Noelle610]

I don't even know what's going on anymore

 

[babydust1990]

I don't even know what's going on anymore

Just roll with it

Got anything to share Noelle?

 

[Marie000]

why do you evil ladies keep talking about coolwhip when I'm starving? That's just cruel.

About the "mistaking baby girl for a boy" thing, it never bothers me either. Most people just ask if they're not sure. But once when lo was tiny, I was in a public restroom changing her and a lady asked me if lo was a girl. She was naked from the waist down... that should give you a clue if the clothes don't. I was tempted to tell her it was a boy, but his penis hasn't descended yet.

 

[Twister]

"Can't have a pie without cool wHip"

 

[Stelly]

I had to take ambien before... That stuff makes you do all sorts of weirdness and not remember. It was before I was married and had a roommate- while on ambien I took every Christmas light we had (in June) and stapled them to the ceiling while standing on an office chair. I laid by my door and everytime she'd walk by I'd call her a dirty temperature thief... Make phone calls etc... Don't remember any of it.

I actually really don't recommend the stuff if avoidable lol

Oh- an angel food cake with cool whip and strawberries like someone was saying- mmmmm.

 

[Lola90]

Aaah cool wHip

 

[MommyJogger]

Cool Whip on top of pound cake with strawberries...mmmm. I could never eat more than a few spoonfuls of the stuff at once, though. Too much sugar!

Oh my, I haven't had pound cake in years. This will be the 4th thing I eat when I have dairy again.
1. Ice cream sandwiched b/t choc chip cookies
2. Bubble tea
3. Amish donut
4. Pound cake with cool whip and caramel sauce

 

[marron]

Cool Whip is just oils. I make my own whipped topping with organic cream from my grass fed cows. Harumph.

 

[misspriss]

Honestly I don't know why anyone would use antihistamines; ambien is so much more effective

Psh, hard liquor is the nonprescription way, obviously!

My cousin once used Ambien. She ended up talking to her toothbrush, and then the flying dots kept her awake.



Hard liquor is definitely the way to go!

Fack, when I used to take ambien I rode my bike, sent random emails, consumed tubs of cool whip, and hallucinated I was in medieval times and was storming a castle with a bunch of people. It's crazy stuff!

But liquor gives bed spins; I hate bed spins!

Ooooo yeah, bed spins are the worst.

My husband was given Triazolam to sedate him for a dentist appointment (not to the point of sleeping). He was HI-LAR-IOUS!

He kept trying to put his fingers through my hair on the ride home, but just kept hitting me in the face. He hardly made it up the stairs. He said the most amazing things. That plus he couldn't talk normally because his mouth was swollen. Goodness gracious, I should have filmed it to show him later!

They gave me Ambien at the hospital when I started my induction. It didn't do much for me. No craziness though. They really push that Ambien in the hospital, they kept trying to get me to take it every night...

They gave me Xanax for conscious sedation at the dentist. Too bad benzodiazepines are amnesiacs, I can't remember at THING. I wonder if you husband remembers it or only what you told him? I had my wisdom teeth out under general anestheisa and I HATED it. I remember waking up, and recovering all day, and it was awful. I had major work done under conscious sedation with benzodiazepines, and it was great. Too bad I don't remember a thing about it....I just remember I was relaxed and fine the whole time, slept right through it.

 

[robinator]

I had to take ambien before... That stuff makes you do all sorts of weirdness and not remember.

Apparently once I had a box of Whoppers in bed and I was frantic that DH come and eat some because they would "protect" him

 

[socitycourty]

I was so out of it when I had been in labor that after my epidural (I was stubborn and went 24 hours without it) I told the anestheasiologist that he was just like Jesus.

My DH was mortified LOL.

 

[socitycourty]

oh and i love cool whip. Feel like I need to go buy some