We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[justhoping92]

Oh man the notorious testing....I know exactly what you all mean...my dh is like dang how many preg tests do you need?? (he doesn't know the difference between the opks and preg tests lol....men). I tested at 10 dpo last month and I am pretty sure I am going to wait until at least 14 this time, I just don't want to get disappointed..although don't get me wrong..you don't know how bad I want to sneak into the bathroom and feed my addiction (man, I really do sound like an addict)....

 

[Twinkie210]

I think DH is oblivious to the OPKs and HPTs until I show him (It helps I have my own bathroom!) Although I did empty the trash in my bathroom because he was out today and there were like 30 OPKs in the trash LOL, he would think I have lost my mind!

 

[Twinkie210]

Ok i think i want to make the next topic a weekend topic so u have 2 days to gimme all u got. Topic trend : What is a no go place for ur man to spread his jollies on u? How mad would you be in he pull's out during O time?

Ok, I am having trouble answering this question... yeah, there are some obvious places, like the "rear door" (ummm God gave women vajajays for a reason! Use it!) and my face (I'm thinking a shot in the eye would not feel very good), but me specifically is there one place that I wouldn't want him to cum on? I am not sure.

I had an ex who like my cleavage so much he tried to have sex with it, does that count? Worst part was I was a small A cup and I am pretty sure it was not physically possible. I am a little more endowed now since I had DS and gained 20lbs, so it could be possible now, but I don't think I will give DH any ideas.

 

[MommaOf2girls]

Can I join all you wonderful ladies? I've kind of been lurking but I'm ready to jump in now! I had a m/c on Sept 19th. Would have been 6w4d when the bleeding started. We have decided to go the whatever happens, happens route this month. I thought I was done bleeding yesterday however a little bit ago I seem to have started again. Ugh! Will it ever end!?!

 

[collie_crazy]

Oh @ the sex with boobies thing! My OH does this sometimes too! And I am like... um.... okay... are you done yet I just dont get mens obsession with boobs!

:wave: Welcome Momma. Sorry to hear of your loss and hope that your bleeding settles a little. I know how it feels to just wish the bleeding away - it really messes with your head. I lost my little girl at 17 weeks and bled for 8 weeks after! It took a major blood loss one day to make them realise that I had retained placenta so I went for a D&C to have it removed. It was only after that that I felt I could move on and start picking up the pieces of my life again. And here I am 2 weeks later in the 2WW.

 

[collie_crazy]

*prod*

Its so quiet in here! Whats happened

 

[Twinkie210]

I guess everyone else has a social life and is busy on the weekends!

 

[Twinkie210]

I think it is just me and you Collie!

 

[Twinkie210]

PUPO girlies- judging my the lack of posts on here I am guessing you guys must have been getting your freak on this weekend!

OK, I am going insane... I am not sure I can wait any longer to test (even though I know it will be a BFN this early)! I think my MC has taken away all of my patience and will power. I am going to hold out as long as I can! I am even starting to symptom spot, which I NEVER do. I think I am setting myself up to be disappointed!

 

[jessy1101]

Wow i cant believe i actualy went all weekend and no posting! I popped in a few times to read the comments but was on the go all the time. To respond to my weekend topic yes i agree all things body shot wise are gross....but u can wipe that jizz off right? See the 1 major never gonna happen no way no how uh huh is getting jizzy IN MY HAIR!! OMG a friend of mine was going to a party and decided to give a lil mouth to mouth action to her BF...well he kinda pushed up too fast and got stickiness all over her damn hair. And they went to the party anywais...and she was pulling a There's something like Mary moment 'shudders'...it just gives me the hibby jibbiz u know????

Twinks step away i repeat STEP AWAY FROM ALL THINGS SMALL PLASTIC AND PEE WISE. You do not need to put urself threw being dissapointed if u get a false BFN and find out a bit later u were totaly preggo. Ur strong sweety u can dooooooo it!

Collie i missed u sooo much we gotta get our posting back LOL.

I'm at 4dpo today and feeling fine! No urges to test no nuttin. Guess i dont wanna loose my buzz and be let down. How is everybody else feeling? Where are ur fine PUPO selves at?? Hola!

 

[jessy1101]

Mommaof2girls i am so sorry u have to join the TTC after a loss forum but i want u to know things are going to be fine. Ur gonna get ur BFP especialy now that u have joined this wonderfull magical hilariously crazy thread The women here really work their asses off so everyone can be positive and just have a lil something to take you out of your funk.

Plz dont hesitate to jump into the everyday wackyness that we write here. There are no wrong or non funny answers when it comes to discussing the male penis...or vagina...or etc etc etc.. Hang in there sweety

 

[Twinkie210]

I only got 2 tests, so I will be strong and not waste them, I will probably test at 9 or 10 dpo though! My BBs are aching and my temps are higher than they normally are, so I am hoping that this is a good sign, but I am sure it is too early for any real symptoms LOL.

I am thinking that in the hair would definately be bad! If you could see my wild mop of curls you would realize that this would be extra bad for me!

 

[Twinkie210]

Any picks on today's topic? I need some funny distractions to keep me from peeing on something!

 

[jessy1101]

Sure i think i can pop something out. How about manscapping VS man-bushes? What is acceptable and whats a no F way is my mouth going there? Is there such a thing as too gross? What if there is little thinggys stuck in there? Gag reflex?

 

[Twinkie210]

Haha- I've gotten used to manscaping b/c Dh seems to do it without asking Haha. I am probably the lax one on trimming the bushes! But I'm sorry if I only have time to either do the legs and pits or the other, legs and pits win, hands down!

I think I would enforce a 1/4" rule.

 

[jessy1101]

'sigh' i know what u mean! Sometimes (especialy in the winter) i'd just like to be able to grow a fur rug pretty much all over my body...and still be considered sexy!

DH is the type of person that canot let it grow to a certain point cuz it itches and just doesnt make his peepee look as big LOL. I find it doesnt change his size...but he has this whack notion that it'S all bout looking clean and lookin big..true story.

 

[justhoping92]

LMBO!!!!!! Omgosh you girls are hilarious!! But so true! I don't know what it is about winter, but I get extra lazy, and choose not to shave as often..I figured a little hair won't hurt anybody. As for manscaping, my dh is pretty good with that too..as long as he isn't looking like a yeti or anything I think we are good..and jessy it's so funny you mentioning that he has it in his head that keeping it trimmed and all makes him feel like its bigger, cause let me tell you my dh says the same exact thing...although for me as long as he rubs me the right way and me him...we are good! Size is a good thing..but if you know how to work it even better

 

[Twinkie210]

So that is why DH keeps himself groomed... I never knew! I am soo bad about not shaving in the winter! DH makes fun of me all the time, but seriously... Who decided that women need to be hairless to be sexy? I am guessing it was a man...

That is how I show DH that I am wanting some in the winter months. He knows something is up when I trim and shave!

 

[justhoping92]

So that is why DH keeps himself groomed... I never knew! I am soo bad about not shaving in the winter! DH makes fun of me all the time, but seriously... Who decided that women need to be hairless to be sexy? I am guessing it was a man...

That is how I show DH that I am wanting some in the winter months. He knows something is up when I trim and shave!

Yeah same here when I trim and shave in the winter, and wear sexy lingerie is when he knows something is up cause me and winter = comfy pjs and a little stubble on legs lol

 

[jessy1101]

Ditto to both of you. I mean damnit cave men thought hair was sexy so where did it all go wrong?? I believe having a douvet ( meaning a small pouf of hair) is not necessarily bad bad.....and i mean it does somewhat keep my lil petunia patch warm so no biggie.

Men figure that anything obstructing the shroom cap makes it seem smaller. This is a very sad notion cuz unless it looks smaller then a baby peen i dont believe size mathers. U guys do realise tho that men honestly thing the bigger the better????

My hubby is always like ahhh you women all want big peen...i'm like dude seriously a 14 inch sausage would scare the crap outta me...no way is that snizzle going in my nizzle got it?!