We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[Twinkie210]

I always feel bad for hubby, because he is on the "smaller" side, but really I don't care as long as he can attend to my needs once in a while LOL. I saw on Dr. Oz show that for every 30 lbs a man loses (or something like that) he gains 1" in length... I was like hmmm interesting

 

[keepthefaithx]

LOL OMG twinkie too funny lol

my hubby can hubby is a lil chubby lol ..that interesting!

 

[keepthefaithx]

Imagine if our dhs knew how we talked about them? Lmao!

 

[jessy1101]

Ya Keepin i dont think i'd want my hubby to be reading all my posts...i think he might not necessarily be uber thrilled....

 

[NewbieLisette]

LMAO...you girls have once again managed to make me LOL and smiel on this crummy Monday morning!

Great topics...to be honest I never had to ask H but he's always kept trim and I try to do the same but I totally agree...winter = nice warm pyjamas and .... well "less" grooming! lol...might be diffrent this year if we're TTC still

 

[Twinkie210]

Imagine if our dhs knew how we talked about them? Lmao!

Mine would kill me!

 

[Twinkie210]

LMAO...you girls have once again managed to make me LOL and smiel on this crummy Monday morning!

Great topics...to be honest I never had to ask H but he's always kept trim and I try to do the same but I totally agree...winter = nice warm pyjamas and .... well "less" grooming! lol...might be diffrent this year if we're TTC still

For those of you with/out kids... just wait until you are extremely pregnant or up all hours of the night with a newborn and don't feel like/have time to groom- I never knew that the hair could grow that long on my legs!

The only time I really paid attention to my grooming when I was pregnant was when I had a doc appt that I knew he would be peeking down there Which is probably silly, he looks at girly parts all day long, I am sure he has seen women with worse grooming habits than me! Yet even now, I make it a point to be well manicured before I go see the doc...

 

[jessy1101]

Hey Twinks can u imagine being a doctor and having to check out some lady bits that are ummm....unsavory?? OMG i think i would die!! And u cant do anything right?? U cant be like ok mam i need to to wash up that stank a lil bit before going near that...or anything whatsoever in ur puss....so sooo wrong.

 

[Twinkie210]

Or having to look at old lady parts, or women giving birth... yuck!

 

[justhoping92]

I always wonder if after dr exams me, her and her nurse talk about my vajayjay...I'm pretty sure they don't but it is really weird for me because the nurse that sits in the office with dr goes to the same gym as I, and we have seen each other, and let me say it has gotten a little awkward , oh and to top it off one of times my dr was checking me she said, oh you have a perfect little powdered donut shaped cervix, you would be a great example for students to see...uhh is that a compliment?? Cause if it is, that is the weirdest one I have ever had!! lol

 

[collie_crazy]

Oh Twinks - how dare they have a social life!? LOL I was running around like a headless chicken this weekend but I still popped in using my phone. I dont know what I would do without my iPhone - its like a part of me now! Oh and I know how you feel! I am 6dpo now and I tested again this morning and there was nothing not even the slightest hint - I've been feeling like crap all day because I think I'm out this month - I dont know why, I know its early and things can still change but I dont know... last time I just *knew* I was pregnant and this time I dont think I am. I want so desperately to be it kinda feels like my body is doing it just to spite me - I have had so much shit happen this last 3 months that I've started thinking nothing good will ever happen again!

Anyway - enough of my pity party!

LOL @ Jess - I cant believe she went to a party with jizz in her hair! Ewwwwwwww!! Clatty bitch (some Scottish slang for you there LOL) PS. Good on you not wanting to test! I wish I felt that way - but even though I know it will be a BFN I will still be testing everyday *just in case* I know I'm an idiot

Hmmm... I guess my OH just keeps his bits tidy and clean LOL - I wouldnt really call it manscaping - there are no pretty flowers or shapes or water features or anything But I am SO in the winter non-shaving camp! I mean its WINTER your not gonna have your legs on show anyway and it gets seriously cold here so I like a little fuzz I dont think DH minds much - oh except one time when we were snuggling in bed and he was like - your legs feel furryer than the dogs!! I elbowed him and stormed off in a huff and then felt my legs and they were indeed rather furry

The day I had my mirena coil inserted the doctor was there for 90 minutes trying to fit it! My cervix was NOT cooperating... OH and I went out for dinner that night in a nice cozy restuarant that only had 7 tables - who do you think was there with her partner as well! You guessed it the doctor who had spent 90 minutes with her hand up my lady garden I didnt know where to look! She stopped eating turned round and said 'How's the pain now' - I almost died right there and then!

@ perfect little powdered donut shaped cervix - now thats just weird! I dont think I will ever eat a donut in the same way again

 

[Twinkie210]

I always wonder if after dr exams me, her and her nurse talk about my vajayjay...I'm pretty sure they don't but it is really weird for me because the nurse that sits in the office with dr goes to the same gym as I, and we have seen each other, and let me say it has gotten a little awkward , oh and to top it off one of times my dr was checking me she said, oh you have a perfect little powdered donut shaped cervix, you would be a great example for students to see...uhh is that a compliment?? Cause if it is, that is the weirdest one I have ever had!! lol

LOL!!!! I always wonder if my doc compares his patients to his wife... how could you not looking at those all day???

I hate it when he tries to make small talk during my "yearly". He will be down there with his gadgets and what not asking me about my summer and what plans I have. Really? I think you should just focus on the job at hand buster!

 

[Twinkie210]

Ok, so not to change the subject from manscaping- because I really am intersted in hearing everyone else's thoughts on the art of man bush sculpting...

But here is another question while we are on the whole doc subject. Do you prefer a man or a woman doc for your gynecological needs or does it matter to you? I have some opinions, but I will wait and see if anyone else has one too.

 

[jessy1101]

Whaaaa Collie that's so mean as soon as i read perfect little powdered donut shaped cervix i was like ohhh my sweet god i DO NOT eat damn cervix donuts for breakfast...must supress must supress..and i was doing good! But then guess what i read ur wonderfull post and it all freakin comes back to me!!!!!!! EVILLLLLLLLLLL....I do not need to imagine chocolate drizzled cervix with jam on the side grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

I dunno why i dont want to test i kinda figure what's the point if i'm too early and it's negative for nuttin u know? I think i'd test more around the 10dpo time frame...u can get a better chance at a positive so that works right? Ooohh question do u actualy stare at the pee going threw or u put it down for like 30 secondes and catch ur breath then look???

For the thinking it's not this month i believe we are programmed like that. U kinda figure ok a bad thing happen to me so why will something good come know? Guess what jesus loves ya and jesus will give u little bitty beany Or it could be DH's jollies...huh..imagine that...neva thought of it that way

I dunno when i can officialy declare it fur season in full effect...'whine' do i have to wait till there is snow????? Bahhhhh that can be soooo long...i think i should comprimise either i shave pits and vadge or pits and legs...i dunno why i need to have the pits lookin all spank...i know i'm totaly hardcore what can ya do?!

 

[jessy1101]

Twinks i need a women doctor. Well ok see while i was going threw my mc and after that my bitty got checked out about hmmmm...10 times....8 times out of 9 it was a man...

And see as i'm sure everyone on here has noticed i'm chatty...as in i never shut up...well making conversation about the weather with a guy when his whole arm (i am exagerating so sue me) is up in the pink...well it just creeped me out.

With a women doctor and dont mind asking her ohhh see that what ur poking on is that my gspot?? (once again exagerating my gspot was stollen while i was in da womb.....ok so i found it...maybe..kinda?)Where as with a man..well i dont want him touching it and making conversation about how to properly stimulate it..makes me feel...weird..

 

[keepthefaithx]

i love having a women doc. always thought i would be like weirded out but no way, i love my dr so much!

 

[Twinkie210]

Ok, I am in the minority then... hehehe. I thought it would be weird going to a guy Dr. but I really like him. I have seen the woman NP at my office a couple time (actually two different women NPs) and I hated talking to them. I feel like they always want to be my "best friend" and relate to my situation. My Dr. tells it like it is and I never feel like he is trying to relate to me (how could he- he doesn't have a vajajay!). Just my opinion though...

Oh I always watch the pee creep up the stick, even on the OPKs. I don't know what the facination is. Then I probably stare at it for 2 or 3 minutes. Then I set it down and come back in like 10 to stare at it some more. Then I definately have to do the 1 hr check and fish it out of the trash to stare at it (like the result was going to change???)... OK maybe I'm obsessive.

 

[collie_crazy]

Definitely a woman! When I was rushed to A&E with massive blood loss it was a male doctor that 'examined' me at first. I was so embarassed - might have had something to do with the fact I was absolutely pouring of blood and it smelled so bad - I hate the smell of blood so it was making me feel ill as well!

At least you were just thinking of chocolate covered donuts Jessy - I was thinking more custard filled ones Ewwwwwwwwwww *innocent whistle*

I think we are now officialy in the self-fur season! Its 12 degrees here today which is brrrrrrrrr enough for me to want to hibernate LOL!

 

[collie_crazy]

Oh I am another that watches the pee move And then I stare and stare for the first few minutes... then leave it for a while... and stare some more. More often than not I will keep it for the rest of the day and keep checking just incase it changes or something LOL. I am a POAS freak.

 

[Twinkie210]

Oh I am another that watches the pee move And then I stare and stare for the first few minutes... then leave it for a while... and stare some more. More often than not I will keep it for the rest of the day and keep checking just incase it changes or something LOL. I am a POAS freak.

Good to know I am not the only one!