You ladies are the best lol You had me laughing all day but I was on my phone and pretty busy (I can't check this page on my work computer) so I couldn't answer but thanks for the laughs!!
Welp, if you wanna know what's goin on with me, it really sucks. I'm hoping tomorrow morning will be better. So, here goes - since Sunday I haven't had a "normal" movement so to speak. They've been crazy soft that are "introduced" but watery almost mucus consistency. But then every morning starting on Tuesday as soon as I take my first sip of water it's like it turns on the beast in my stomach. Horrible cramping and I feel like if I don't get to a bathroom I will just go on myself (so gross, I know!). But, as soon as I get to the bathroom only a tiny bit of gross loose stuff comes out and then the cramping continues and I have to just sit there and wait it out. Then, I'll think it's over and go lay down and it starts up again. The other day I was on my way to work and didn't think I would make it! Then once it's all done, I'm good for the day. So, I have a combo pack of "I can't go" and "omg, I have to go I have to go!!"
I've been eating more granola bars and hoping it will help but I honestly have no idea what to do about it. It seems like the more water I drink while it's happening, the more the cramping comes but the more I get out. lol ugh, it grosses me out. Any of you have anything like this before?