April mummies baby club :-)

[chel27]

and chel .... call me a bitch bag
YOU WILLY FACE!!



its not wrong to want to escape
i go and take baths shut the
door and its great for an hour or so!!
and i have to ask jason to do things
as well otherwise he'd spend his life
on the bloody xbox

xx​

@ willy face (i wish) pmsl

ha i bet you always escape to the bathroom and lock yourself in there for hours poor lil emily

 

[jenny_wren]

ive got my postnatel on the 26th
so i have to discuss it then
why ive got to discuss it i dont know
and then i have to wait until
the first day of my next period
when they could have done it for this one!!



lol dont you start feeling sorry
for my family!!
mind you i feel sorry for yours so ...
we're even!!



can you image having a willy for a face!!!



xx​

 

[chel27]

ive got my postnatel on the 26th
so i have to discuss it then
why ive got to discuss it i dont know
and then i have to wait until
the first day of my next period
when they could have done it for this one!!



lol dont you start feeling sorry
for my family!!
mind you i feel sorry for yours so ...
we're even!!



can you image having a willy for a face!!!



xx​

awww hun thats shit....you better carry on with the rubbers and lube then although saying that im using then at moment as i dont know what contraception i want to use, dont have much time for sex anyways

PMSl i do feel sorry for your family......i bet you give them loadsa grief ha i do to

willy for a face hmmmmmm no thanks...would rather have one on my face

 

[jenny_wren]

YOU DIRTY BITCH!!

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[sam*~*louize]

Hi girl's. Dirrrty ones at that!!!

chel - if only i could use photoshop for you and jenny - willy face lol
jenny - your little girl has your looks, can see it loads!

girls bottlefeeding - how many oz's were they/are they on at a month old. Sure Layla is still hungry now after feeds, but she's only been on 4oz for a week or so. dont think she could handle 5! she feeds at 9am, 1, 5 and 9pm, then sometime in night. she's set on them times which is great but means i can't squeeze another bottle in of 4 instead of moving to 5?

han - you planning sex days again lol ! he better not let you down!!
s_star - so hard cos we're all over the country! going to a chester zoo meet in june though if anyone is close to me and jacqui?
mummytobe - really hope you get through to him :/
ash - omg finally for you!! was sat here smiling when saw she latched for you!!

tried size 12 jeans on yesterday and they were too big - yes!! today - tried my size 10 white linen ones on that i bought after birth as an incentive and they fit w00p! still got 1/2 stone to be pre weight though.

how many of you were/are still bleeding at a month later too? mine went to light dicharge but last day or two have red on liner again and down there/scar has been feeling aggravated somehow - looks fine though lol!

hi jacqui, melly, rach, melanie, uhm anyone i forgot- after that long rant im getting better!

She's averaging 20oz a day but has slept through twice dropping it to 16oz!

 

[mellllly]

Hi Sammie!!

I bottlefeed, she is on 25ozs average per day at the mo. I make up 6 oz bottles for her and she normally takes between 4-6ozs of it.

Yay for you han on the
I get to tkae my first pill today, that means normal no rubber sex for me next week!! wahoooo!!

 

[QueenMummyToBe]

Hey Sammie! Go you getting into skinny clothes.. I am very jealous!! I feel like a right whale at the moment.

And Thank you I am so proud of my little Princess!!

When Amelia was taking a bottle.. I was offering her 120ml (sorry I don't work in ounces) at every feed (she was feeding every 3 hours during the day and doing a good 6-8 hours at night) half the time she would only take 90ml though.

I keep worrying that she isn't going to get enough from latching on but she seems happy enough.. she is asleep at the moment so I should really be making myself some lunch before she wakes up!

I weighed myself this morning.. I've lost 3lb in a week.. not bad going considering I've not ate really healthily and the weather has been too sh*tty to go out for lots of walks! .. 11lb to go before I reach my first goal

Hey Hey Melllllly How you doing??

xXx

 

[chel27]

YOU DIRTY BITCH!!

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no i think your find the word your looking for is:


HORNY BITCH

 

[chel27]

Hi girl's. Dirrrty ones at that!!!

chel - if only i could use photoshop for you and jenny - willy face lol
jenny - your little girl has your looks, can see it loads!

girls bottlefeeding - how many oz's were they/are they on at a month old. Sure Layla is still hungry now after feeds, but she's only been on 4oz for a week or so. dont think she could handle 5! she feeds at 9am, 1, 5 and 9pm, then sometime in night. she's set on them times which is great but means i can't squeeze another bottle in of 4 instead of moving to 5?!

i might just do that in photoshop.....willy face...i get the impression jenny was calling me a DICK HEAD!!!

awwww poor emily looking like jenny she will need counselling when shes older

AMy took 4-5 oz at month old...think she went through growth spurt as she was constantly hungry!!!! if she consistantly cries after each feed wanting more...i would put her oz's up...they will only ever eat what they want...the rest they will throw back up at you

 

[jenny_wren]

THANKYOU SAMMIE!!



go die chel LOL

photoshop it!!!!!!!
be a right laugh



and emily was on 4-5 oz at a month
we've boosted her up to 6oz bottles
and she'll drink 5 or 6 of it ...
but she doesn't know when to stop
and i end up sick covered!!


atleast amys lucky and looks like
her daddy!!!! michael looks more
like you poor boy lol

and yay for amelia!!


xxx​

 

[chel27]

THANKYOU SAMMIE!!



go die chel LOL

photoshop it!!!!!!!
be a right laugh



and emily was on 4-5 oz at a month
we've boosted her up to 6oz bottles
and she'll drink 5 or 6 of it ...
but she doesn't know when to stop
and i end up sick covered!!


atleast amys lucky and looks like
her daddy!!!! michael looks more
like you poor boy lol

and yay for amelia!!


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yea amy does look like her dad (poor child)
what you trying to say bout my son?????
but you havnt seen michaels dad

 

[jenny_wren]

didn't realise he has
a different dad!!

but he still looks like you
just better looking

xx​

 

[chel27]

didn't realise he has
a different dad!!

but he still looks like you
just better looking

xx​

i didnt realise either till he popped out

hes a spitting image of his dad!!! poor child!!

sooooooo hows ma girl today?

 

[jenny_wren]

shes sleeping
my singing makes her sleepy


hows mine??
sounds like we've swapped!!

didn't know until he popped out

such a whore!!


drives me nuts when people
dont know who the dad is!!
then the slags go on tele
and say it could be any of
these 20 men!!!!!!!

bloody maury!!!

xx​

 

[jenny_wren]

to the earlier mums lol ....

are your boobs still leaking?!!?
emilys bottle fed
and my boobs are still going
they calmed down for weeks
but the last few days im drowned again!!



could it be because of aunty flow?!?
bloody hormones!!

xx​

 

[sam*~*louize]

mine havent for about a week now hun

 

[chel27]

shes sleeping
my singing makes her sleepy


hows mine??
sounds like we've swapped!!

didn't know until he popped out

such a whore!!


drives me nuts when people
dont know who the dad is!!
then the slags go on tele
and say it could be any of
these 20 men!!!!!!!

bloody maury!!!

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awww bless ma girl...i bet your singing has made her deaf

yours is just waking up...getting ready to scream her head off for her last feed gota bath her first though

PMSL@whore ermmm i do know really...well i should do was married to him for 5 years my son is spitting image of him...much to my dissapointment.

same here...i mean how could you possibly sleep with that many men without protection for start i'b be soooooooooooooo embarrassed if i was in that situation.

 

[HannahGraceee]

ITS MY BIRTHAY NEXT WEEK!!!!!

shame i cant even go out lol

 

[chel27]

ITS MY BIRTHAY NEXT WEEK!!!!!

shame i cant even go out lol

YAY how old you gunna be?

can you get babysitter hun?

 

[jenny_wren]

WOOOO HANNY!!!



ask your mum to take her for
a few hours GO OUT WOMAN!!
or ask marc and pee off with
some girly friends!

chel my singing is not that bad
if i can sing at the albert hall
im sure my daughters hearings intact!!



so nuh!!
last feed!! emilys last feed is between
11 and 12 at night!!
but she did sleep for like 8 hours
last night .. must have been your sweets
told you to buy good ones!!



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