Funny Things Your Child Has Said!

[HappyAnjeL]

me: Abby come get dressed
Abby:Say please
Me: Please come get dressed
Abby: no. Good Job.

At the pet store asking what different animals are. She had said guinea pig, chinchilla, iguana, even cockatiel all right, we get to the ferret cage and she yells "ahh Snake Chinchilla!"

 

[FAB mama]

Olivia: mummy I saw some eagles outside my nursery today.
me: really? Eagles?
Olivia: yes they were flying round and round, sitting on nursery's roof and looking for something to eat.
Me: are you sure they were eagles? What did they look like?
Olivia: big and white. They live at the beach.
me: you mean SEAGULLS?
Olivia: yes, eagles.

Haha, my son is having trouble with the letter s now too. He brought me his snow globe the other day and held it up and said "no!" (Snow!)

 

[HappyAnjeL]

Playing with toy lipstick

Me: Do you know where lipstick goes (puffing out my lips as a hint)
Abby: I stick it up my nose!

 

[Kate&Lucas]

This morning on the way to school I was chuckling away at Lucas and his little friend's conversation.

Friend: "Try and scare me"
Lucas: "Roar!"
Friend: "See? I've never been scared, I'm allergic."

Bless her

 

[Wriggley]

Playing with toy lipstick

Me: Do you know where lipstick goes (puffing out my lips as a hint)
Abby: I stick it up my nose!

this made me giggle

 

[Bevziibubble]

LOL!

 

[Natsku]

Been taking Maria ice skating and today she told me "I don't know how to ice skate but I know how to fall"

 

[Sw33tp3a]

My Evie doesn't say much just yet but one of her favorite things to say. Is " alright alright alright" just like Matthew Mcconaughey. It hilarious.

 

[pandacub]

In the bath he pointed to his testicles and called them his 'willy bag' I told him what it was called and the next morning he was getting dressed and said 'these are my twinkles'

 

[AngelofTroy]

Micah: "he's wearing a crown"
Me: "is he the king?"
Micah: "no! He's a queen!"
Me: "oh OK... Do you know the difference between a king and a queen?"
Micah: " Yeah! Queen starts with 'kwuh' and king starts with 'k'"

 

[Natnee]

I gave Maria a Finnish flag to wave around as its Independence Day today and she loves it which is nice but she keeps enthusiastically telling me "I love my beautiful fag!!"

Not good pronounciation!

Belle used to call them 'slags' !!!

 

[Natsku]

I gave Maria a Finnish flag to wave around as its Independence Day today and she loves it which is nice but she keeps enthusiastically telling me "I love my beautiful fag!!"

Not good pronounciation!

Belle used to call them 'slags' !!!

 

[OmarsMum]

I was out with a friend and I was talking to her 15 month old little boy in a a baby-ish voice, Omar was annoyed and said " Mum can you stop being silly, you are an adult and this is really embarrassing"


When I ask him to do something over and over he says "can you please stop whining, I'm busy, I will do it when I'm done! "

Last month he asked me if he can make popcorn I said yes you can do whatever you want, he left the room running to his dad while jumping up and down in excitement while saying "this is the best day every yay, dad it's the best day ever mum said I can do whatever I want"

 

[lola_90]

Just got dressed up to go out for a family lunch

"Mummy you look nice....you look nice and hungry"!!

Putting his finger in his nose and then wiping it on me

"I guess I'm eating bogies now"!

 

[AngelofTroy]

Climbing where he shouldn't...

Micah: "hellooo!!"
OH (not looking): hi Micah, I'm just talking to mummy a sec
Micah: but I'm being naughty!!! Look!!!! I'm climbing daddy say get down!!! Shout get dooooooowwwwwn!!!!!! Say it!!!
:ROFL:

 

[AngelUK]

Dominic peeled his banana half way down and then said to me:
"Look mummy, the banana has testicles!"
He meant tentacles! lol

 

[m2010]

Took Brennan to the shop this morning for some cereal & sweets:
"Mummy my hands are so red!"
"It's because they're cold, let me carry your sweets then you can put your hands in your coat pockets."
"Nah, I wanna see how red I can get em."

When my OH shaved the other day he said:
B:"Daddy why did you shave?"
OH: "Because my beard was getting too long and it was starting to get untidy"
B: "Oh okay. But you still have your belly beard."
(OH was topless at the time )

 

[Marie000]

"I want daddy to be naked with mommy" (as she was trying to pull my shirt off)

I told her it would have to wait until she was gone to bed.

 

[AngelofTroy]

"I want daddy to be naked with mommy" (as she was trying to pull my shirt off)

I told her it would have to wait until she was gone to bed.

Maybe her way of asking for a brother or sister?!!!

 

[Kate&Lucas]

This morning...

Me: "let's go have breakfast, our shopping came. And they gave us a free teatowel!"
Lucas: "why would you even tell me that? I don't play with teatowels."
Jeez. Sorry for boring you kid.