Funny Things Your Child Has Said!

[Girly922]

We have a dog called Murphy, he was out in the garden. DD stood at the patio doors shouting "Murphy, where are you Murphy? I see your bed".

I'm not sure what seeing his bed has anything to do with finding him, but her sentences are coming on pretty well

 

[Marie000]

We were out camping this weekend, in southern Ontario, Canada. My daughter was really happy to go walk in the forest because she wanted to see animals. More precisely, she was looking at the zebras. When I asked her where they were, she said they were hiding in a tree. She's really good with naming animals... she just doesn't always understand where they live.

 

[AngelofTroy]

Sitting on the toilet, "oh but can't I just wee into a spoon and pour it in instead? "

 

[Bevziibubble]

Holly was sitting next to my MIL eating dinner. When they had finished, Holly poked my MIL's stomach and said 'you look a bit full Nanny!'

 

[BabyMamma93]

i was cuddling my LO the other day when he said 'hiya doggy'
thanks kid!!

 

[icklemonster]

On the way home from Charlotte's new pre-school I thought I'd nip into the village bakery over the busy lunchtime. Charlotte was strapped in her pushchair and asked to get out. I said no as we were only going to be a couple of minutes and at the top of her voice shouted, 'no you, let me out right now, you silly sausage!!'
One of the Mum's from pre-school had followed me in and couldn't stop laughing...

 

[Kate&Lucas]

Lucas and I were baking earlier and had this genuinely bizarre exchange..

*Pulls out bag of light brown sugar*
L: Ooh, is this the Chinese sugar?
M: Huh?
L: *Clapping his hands together* Yay! I love Chinese sugar!
M: What? This is just brown sugar. What makes you think it's Chinese? (Thinking at this point it was because I'd been the Chinese supermarket the other day..)
L: You know, because of the colour of it. That's the same colour as Chinese people so it's their's.
M: What!??
L: That's right! And our sugar is white like our skin so it's ours! That's the way it goes!

I corrected him after a very confusing couple of minutes but I forgot to ask him... How the bloody hell does he think sugar is made???

 

[Bevziibubble]

Holly: what are those mummy? (Points to ear plugs at side of bed)
Me: they're for mummy for when daddy snores.
Holly: to put up his nose?

Now that's not a bad idea!

 

[AngelofTroy]

Holly: what are those mummy? (Points to ear plugs at side of bed)
Me: they're for mummy for when daddy snores.
Holly: to put up his nose?

Now that's not a bad idea!

 

[AngelofTroy]

"Does peanuts have peas AND nuts in?"

 

[apple_20]

"Does peanuts have peas AND nuts in?"

Genius

 

[emyandpotato]

Out for day yesterday and Rory came out with "Look dat woman hab big boooooobies" to the whole cafe, whilst pointing out said boobies.

 

[tallybee]

This was a few years ago now but the best one was my dd walking in on me in the bath, looking over me and going "mummy, why do you have such long boobs?"

I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a lot to do with feeding her and her brother

 

[apple_20]

Had the radio on today 5 seconds to summer 'she's kinda hot' came on, the lyrics 'we're alright though' repeat.

My son comes out with 'it's a rhino song!' He thought they were singing 'we're a rhino!'

 

[Sarah lo]

Putting Olivia to bed last night, she moved up so I could sit down to read her a story and said "here you go mummy, have I made enough room for your giant bottom?" 😮

 

[MummyMana]

"can you wipe your face please?"
"no thanks!"
"I'm not asking you I'm telling you"
"and my saying no thanks!"

 

[Natsku]

Maria suddenly said in the car yesterday "I looooove animal skeletons"

 

[AngelofTroy]

We passed this sign at the end of the motorway:

https://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g304/Melon1687/end-of-motorway_zps7blqxoer.jpg
Micah said "Mummy, there's a sign there that says leave your Lego men's legs here on the side of the road, the red line means NO. No Lego legs past this point."

 

[emyandpotato]

I was feeding Felix in the baby change in town and Rory handed me two plastic frappe lids he'd picked up and went "here mummy, for your boobies, I got them for you".

 

[Bevziibubble]

'Are you trying to hold the baby in because it's not Christmas yet mummy?'

Yes I think I'll just let him out on Christmas Day