Yikes!!! I used to moan about being told endlessly on the phone to fuck off and not come in as I couldn't possibly be in established labour, only to start wanting to push at home at 10cm and having to get in the car (as a passenger) to St Georges and then traipse through the hopsital to delivery ward. I suppose I better shut my trap as i pushed her out in half an hour so shouldn't really complain.
But at least my waters broke all over the lovely clean floor at reception
But at least my waters broke all over the lovely clean floor at reception