Off topic, thread closing m[o/u]mmies!

[Neko]

In BF forum! LOVE IT!

https://bluemilk.wordpress.com/2011/07/07/how-to-do-discrete-breastfeeding/

You can make them in different colors depending on yours.

MizDeeDee, woohoo on the underwear shot.

 

[Neko]

Avery has her one year checkup tomorrow. I'm preparing a list of questions for the pediatrician.

1. Avery hates tummy time. I try to hold her on her stomach and she just tries to run away from me. How many minutes of tummy time are really necessary at her age?

2. What's the maximum number of pixie sticks she can have during a pageant?

3. Food is so expensive these days. Is it ok to use generic soda in my baby's bottle? Which brand is best?

4. What can I feed her to ensure that I always have a dirty diaper in my bag just in case somebody pisses me off?

5. We are still a little lacking in the hair department. Can you tell me the recommended dosage of Rogaine for a 12 month old?

6. How long can I leave her screaming in her crib on the weekends so I can sleep in?

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Avery has her one year checkup tomorrow. I'm preparing a list of questions for the pediatrician.

1. Avery hates tummy time. I try to hold her on her stomach and she just tries to run away from me. How many minutes of tummy time are really necessary at her age?

2. What's the maximum number of pixie sticks she can have during a pageant?

3. Food is so expensive these days. Is it ok to use generic soda in my baby's bottle? Which brand is best?

4. What can I feed her to ensure that I always have a dirty diaper in my bag just in case somebody pisses me off?

5. We are still a little lacking in the hair department. Can you tell me the recommended dosage of Rogaine for a 12 month old?

6. How long can I leave her screaming in her crib on the weekends so I can sleep in?

 

[Divinebeauty]

Nicole I think you have it all... except..

7 At what age can Avery have invitro fertilization... so she can waste her life away having children at SUCH a young age...

There.. now your set.

 

[Neko]

Nicole I think you have it all... except..

7 At what age can Avery have invitro fertilization... so she can waste her life away having children at SUCH a young age...

There.. now your set.

You raise a valid point. Maybe I should talk to the doctor about storing her eggs now while they are young and fertile.

 

[Divinebeauty]

if she can be engaged. twice.. and have 3 kids... by 18- its a go- that is the 'perfect' waste!

 

[Neko]

No, Colin has to have kids early. I want to be a Grandma by 40.

Should I try and find him a girlfriend? He doesn't really seem interested.

 

[Divinebeauty]

lmfao ... how old is he?

Ya midaswell.. start him young... just don't show him the corner hoes.. or he may never be interested

I won't mind when my son has a baby... hahahaha cuz hes the guy..

but when Ava does oh shit it better not be earlier.. or i may have to raise it.. and I am soooo not doing it.. LOL..

You will see her on Teen Mom year 2025 episode... hahahahahaha

ok .. thats bad .. i better not jinx it..

 

[Divinebeauty]

https://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z377/masonava/Super2BSoak2BDat2BHoe.jpg

 

[MizzDeeDee]

^^^^ This.

Corrine better close shop before she thinks of even opening it up for business.

 

[Divinebeauty]

oh lord jeeezus lmao

 

[Neko]

He was 12 in October. No, no, I won't show him the local ho's. We live in New Jersey, he'd never want a woman after that.

Avery won't do that. We're going to get her a lovely purity ring. That stops all pre-marital sex.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

This is a New Years resolution I could keep:

https://www.lamebook.com/revised-resolutions/revised-resolutions/

 

[Divinebeauty]

holy f 12... how is that? lmao. I don't even look forward to my kids teenage life..

I think ill take vacation.. leave them the house.. come back when they are uhmm 17 ish... 12-16 SUCKS!!! ..i have nieces..

 

[MizzDeeDee]

He was 12 in October. No, no, I won't show him the local ho's. We live in New Jersey, he'd never want a woman after that.

Avery won't do that. We're going to get her a lovely purity ring. That stops all pre-marital sex.

Only if in conjunction with listening to the Jonas Brothers.

 

[Neko]

He was 12 in October. No, no, I won't show him the local ho's. We live in New Jersey, he'd never want a woman after that.

Avery won't do that. We're going to get her a lovely purity ring. That stops all pre-marital sex.

Only if in conjunction with listening to the Jonas Brothers.

This ring is so beautiful you'll never want sex again.
https://www.c28.com/shopping/productdetails.asp?recordid=240517


I know the Jonas brothers. We went to church with them in Wyckoff, NJ when Kevin Jonas Sr. was pastor. Colin played with Frankie Jonas.

 

[Divinebeauty]

jonas brothers- yuck... where tha back street boys at!!!

oh u grandmas might now know them

or spice girls.... i wanted to be just like them.. hahah I guess i was successful

 

[Neko]

or spice girls.... i wanted to be just like them.. hahah I guess i was successful

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

 

[MizzDeeDee]

He was 12 in October. No, no, I won't show him the local ho's. We live in New Jersey, he'd never want a woman after that.

Avery won't do that. We're going to get her a lovely purity ring. That stops all pre-marital sex.

Only if in conjunction with listening to the Jonas Brothers.

This ring is so beautiful you'll never want sex again.
https://www.c28.com/shopping/productdetails.asp?recordid=240517


I know the Jonas brothers. We went to church with them in Wyckoff, NJ when Kevin Jonas Sr. was pastor. Colin played with Frankie Jonas.

Ummm.. yeah. If my mom put that on my finger when I was 15 I would have been sure not to bang dudes.......


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[Neko]

Ummm.. yeah. If my mom put that on my finger when I was 15 I would have been sure not to bang dudes.......


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OMG... You made me snort my Sprite.