Sticking together has 6 BFP's Congrats Ladies xx

Good luck with licking your scope and the hospital today Teej, xx

Poor Rach!! - Too much protein!!!!!! xx

I'm guessing Lintu is busy too with "santas sack" lol, xx

Hows Betty and the bean?? xx

Wheres Elhaym?? not seen her for a while?? She is missing out on our festive wise cracks!!lol, xx

I'm good thanks Teej, just getting slight twinges below the belly button - thinking each time I go to the loo its game over!!, and sore cha cha's, have taken to wearing the most unattractive non wired, wet suit style fabric zip up the front, cross over back bra!!! - Yep you got the vision - hold it there and imadgine my 36E's squashed into it!! lol, but ever soo comfy!!! lol, xx
 
Yeah got jiggy again last night, just done another and it's the same, like buses wait for ages then you get two.

When am I meant to ov after this or when it's +?

Going to get jiggy again later xxx
 
Betty and the bean are doing OK keep getting twinges myself thought AF was coming this morning aaaargh it's very nerve wracking!!

My boobs are actually fine apart from my nipples being a little sore!

Oh and TMI time when I go for a number 2 I get really sharp pains anyone know if this is normal? Xxxx
 
The twinges will be your womb getting used to having something in there... Dunno about the number 2 though Betty xxx
Elmaym is taking time out I believe she's not ttc this month from what she said earlier in the post!!! Just enjoying Christmas at a guess xxx bet she gets a bfp cos she's not actively trying!!! It'll be great if she does xxx
Leah I can see the bra now hunny lol and I bet it is stunning!!!! Lol xxx
 
Lmfao about lintu with santas sack!!!! That is wrong on all kindsa levels!!!! Have you seen the santas in grottos??? They are reyt big grotbags!!!! Lmfao xxx
 
No worries rach, and bet you wudnt have an issue with you fitty in a Santa suit, yes mr iv been a very good girl bit I can be bad too :winkwink:
 
Sheer smut lintu xxx but I LOVE it lol xxx stop putting dirty images of my shrink in a Santa suit...... DROOL.... Lmfao!!!!!
 
Hay I have a vivid imagination, I can't help it. It's keeping me very entertained :haha:

Chris asked last night if I had started reading the twilight books again as my sex drive has gone up, when I was reading them I was horny perminantly, Chris loved it !!
 
Haha... I loved the Twilight books and am right with ya on the horny front.... which I must say got even worse when I saw the films, DAMN Jacob got seriously hot!!!! as am I on that thought lol

Hospital went well although I have got to try a leg splint to see if it helps my back as I have a week left leg and a floppy foot when walking (damn that makes me sound hot lol) it's not as bad as it sounds!!! lol. On a good note I spoke to my surgeon about TTC and he has said it will be fine to do so I will just have to take things easy... woop woop.
 
Oh that's great teej xxx
And not read the twilight books but today I am having a twilight afternoon watching the DVDs damn I wouldn't kick either outta bed!!!! Yum yum xxx
 
Wish I was at home having a DVD day!! Lol work is boring the hell out of me!!!

Great news Teej!!! Get humping lol

Ps your a horny lot aren't you!! Xxx
 
Eeeee ladies,

I think other viewing our thred will wonder if this is a serious TTC thread or just a thread of smutt and jokes about dirty santa and horn bags!! lol,

Lintu - you get a possitive OPK when they detect the surge in hormone, so basically you get the LH surge right before you release the eggy, this dont necessarily mean that you release the eggy though it just means that your body it getting ready to release one and wether one is released or not you get the LH surge which is detected on the pittle stick from your wee wee!! - I used to buy the CB Digi OV things whcih i think were about £22.00!!! Shocking for 7 test sticks, so really £22.00 each cycle!!! However I later learnt that this was not a deffo sign that an egg was released at which point I thought WTF, £22.00 to tell me I may release an egg or I might not!!! - Hummmm no further forward!! So I sacked those off, now the month I got my BFP I used some OPK's from that cheap shop Wilkinsons £2.97 for 5 I think, and I never got a possitive at all. So I'm guessing the whole OPK thing is probs not all that accurate although when using the CB ones I was like wooowza smily face day - get in the feather!! lol,
So back to your question, if you have a possitive on a OPK - this mean that you are very close to ovulation!!! within the next 24-48 hours or there abouts!!! - Hope this helps honey!! xx

Good news for you Teej!!!

And yes I have heard about this twighlight marlarkey, my little singlton friend finds it most stimulating!! lol, she described it as soft porn for ladies, also the vampire diaries I think she said too!!!

Betty "Poop" Question lol, I find that when I beare down I get a little niggle and at this time bowel movements are not as forth comming as they used to be I'm finding!!! Nice!!! lol,

xxxxx
 
Constipation is a common pregnancy symptom... When you are due to give birth you'll find you get the squits!!!! Lol that's clearing you out ready for labour so you don't poop yourself xxx lol xxx
 
Rach, thats my biggest fear, what if I poop on the bed??? Do you think this happens often?? Something is bound to pop out if I'm pushing in the region??? xx
 
Some people do but the midwives are very good so you'll never know xxx but tbh before you go into labour you'll find you go to the loo quite a bit and you won't eat much running up to labour... Even though I was induced everytime.... I never pooped myself but I did keep asking and feeling that area lol xxx also I know it's hard but if you totally relax when you start pushing and just let baby come down slowly you won't poop lol xxx
 
It's like shelling peas for me now lol xxx my last one I only pushed twice lol xxx
 
woo hoo.... just had another lick and got a few ferns showing :)
 

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