Yay Jetters! You're waaay viable now then!
Bekki, are you keen to go paintballing yourself or could you just send him with a mate? I know what I'd do lol. Sorry to hear about your niece, sounds horrible. This is a stupid suggestion but in Asda a while ago in the party section they had really long straws, like a metre long - might help her drink by herself, or at least laugh!