Things I cannot say out loud....

[patch2006uk]

I had a lovely day with my MIL yesterday, but there is just one thing I'd like to vent:

He is NOT a blonde baby!!! Saying it every time you see him does not make it so. It's getting a bit awkward to have to keep saying 'um, no he isn't. His hair is brown'. Just because DH's hair was brunette and went blonde doesn't mean LO's will too!

 

[runnergrl]

To my OB:
yes I am fully aware that my boobs are huge. I did not come here so you could comment on how big they are, they hurt and I have mastitis. Do your job and help me, stop treating me like a circus freak, it's extremely unprofessional and rude!!

 

[elephant29]

To my LO;

Please stop jumping off me/crawling away/biting/slapping/nipping m everytime I try to dress you. It's not that bad honey and the quicker you let me do it the easier it will be. Oh and please stop pulling off my glasses, laughing then licking them.

xxx

 

[runnergrl]

To my LO;

Please stop jumping off me/crawling away/biting/slapping/nipping m everytime I try to dress you. It's not that bad honey and the quicker you let me do it the easier it will be. Oh and please stop pulling off my glasses, laughing then licking them.

xxx

n

 

[tommyg]

Sorry but I've got to add mine.

Mum baby isn't hungry nor does he have pain. I don't know how much he eats he BFed and takes what he needs. Yes it would be nice if he STTN but he doesn't but I'm sure he'll do it when he's ready. Oh and eating "real food" isn't going to make him like his car seat.

MIL please don't wake my over tired baby up after I've spent ages with him crying and squeeling getting him to sleep and pretenting that he woke all by himself. Hence he's squeeling again. Yes I do have a life and I ain't staying in so you can drool all over LO when your not playing golf.

Baby please don't cry every time you go into your car seat it isn't a torture chair.

Co-op please provide trolleys with baby seats

Other drivers please please respect the far too few parent and child spaces the extra space is needed to help parents get LO's in and out of the car.

I'm sure I have others but those are my main ones at the moment

 

[cowboys angel]

My LO screams in the carseat too

 

[minkymoo]

Sorry but I've got to add mine.

Mum baby isn't hungry nor does he have pain. I don't know how much he eats he BFed and takes what he needs. Yes it would be nice if he STTN but he doesn't but I'm sure he'll do it when he's ready. Oh and eating "real food" isn't going to make him like his car seat.

Mothers, eh?

 

[Mizze]

Sorry but I've got to add mine.

Mum baby isn't hungry nor does he have pain. I don't know how much he eats he BFed and takes what he needs. Yes it would be nice if he STTN but he doesn't but I'm sure he'll do it when he's ready. Oh and eating "real food" isn't going to make him like his car seat.

MIL please don't wake my over tired baby up after I've spent ages with him crying and squeeling getting him to sleep and pretenting that he woke all by himself. Hence he's squeeling again. Yes I do have a life and I ain't staying in so you can drool all over LO when your not playing golf.

Baby please don't cry every time you go into your car seat it isn't a torture chair.
Co-op please provide trolleys with baby seats

Other drivers please please respect the far too few parent and child spaces the extra space is needed to help parents get LO's in and out of the car.

I'm sure I have others but those are my main ones at the moment

Are you listening my LO????

Mizze xx

 

[elephant29]

To MIL and FIL;

Yes I get that you have a life. However if you only leave aside one afternoon to visit LO or want to have her and find I have made plans this is not my fault.

Also she's almost 9 months and you havent kept her overnight. This is because you keep saying you will only have her a Sunday and drop her back before you go to work. The point of letting LO stay out is to let me and OH do something together and if we are off the next day to let us have a lie in! I'm sorry that you chose to have a drink on both a Friday and a Saturday but those are the best days for you to keep her, otherwise it's your fault.

MIL my mum is keeping LO to help me and OH out. Please don't say 'Oh your mum will be lapping this up' as though you are put out. Please see above!

xxx

 

[tommyg]

Good to know I'm not alone with a baby who doesn't like his car seat. I borrowed DH's car today to go shopping.

I thought Fantastic I've got a parent and child space and LO's asleep. Could I find a trolly to put him in no, so he took up half the trolly space. I couldn't get half the stuff I needed. Then he started crying so I ended up carrying him round the supermarket with the car seat still in the trolley. Bought cleaning stuff and Huggies on a BOGOF. Checked out because I couldn't carry any more the operator helped me to the car and forgot to give me my receipt. Then I attempted to go to another supermarket hoping they would have a baby trolley LO was screaming in the back so gave up, went home, got the pram and went to the local shop, again limited by what I can fit under the pram never got a fraction of what I needed.

Then I changed his bum into one of the new huggies bad mummy had run out of nappies. I only bought the huggies rather than pampers as they were on a BOGOF. Later on I discovered the huggies internal frilly bit hadn't been attached properly, might have been the reason LO wasn't happy, half the pack is the same not checked the other half of the pack or the other pack. He's now in bed in a sample tesco nappy.

Who knows if the co-op will take them back or not given I've no receipt, should have stuck to pampers. Rant over!

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To OH:

I'm so sick of you. Thanks a lot for nothing.

 

[brunette&bubs]

To my FIL:

Stop acting like you just walked in on me masturbating or doing some other explicit act when I am pumping or breastfeeding.

 

[Brieanna]

To OH:

Why do you have to leave the door to the fridge open the entire time while you make a sandwich "really quick"? It's not that hard to take out the meat and stuff, shut the door, make a sandwich, open the door and put everything away.


To my mom who doesn't drive so has no idea about distance:

No, I can not just "stop by Austin on the way to your house and pick up my sister". Yes, I know we live far away from you and Austin is far away from you too, but that doesn't mean it is close to me. Austin is 350 miles to my South and you are 350 miles away from me to the Northwest. Completely different directions! If I did "stop by Austin" it would add about 8 hours to my driving time!

To my mom:

Don't take it personal that I haven't come to visit with the baby yet. I know it's not fair (because you are handicapped) that everyone else was able to come visit me and you couldn't but when I told you I would come and visit right after the baby was born I assumed I would have a vaginal birth, not a complicated birth that ended up with an emergency c-section. I can't even drive to the store myself or ride around the block in a car without being in excruciating pain. Please stop making me feel guilty for not visiting my handicapped mother. I feel bad enough by myself.

 

[112110]

To FOB's Grandparents,
no you cannot take LO for a few hours every weekend so you can leave him with FOB. I'd rather sleep on a bed of needles that are engorged in flames than let that happen

 

[Ozzieshunni]

To everyone: NO, I will not be expressing bottles for DH to help feed him yet. He's 3 weeks old for crying outloud!

To DH's coworker's wife: Bottle is not best in my mind. You just were a lazy cow who couldn't be bothered to get up at night. (I'm not against FF babies, she really is a lazy cow, lol)

 

[Tiffa130]

To random woman in McDonalds.

Do NOT tsk me when I pick up my daughter when she cries & tell me that it's a bad habit.

My baby is only 6 weeks old & more importantly MY baby so back the hell off.

 

[MommyMika]

* Do not click at him like a horse.

AHhhh I hate this, too!!!!!!

 

[elephant29]

To MIL;

Just because you happen to be at my house when Aria is due her bottle dont assume you always get to feed her. Yeah it's nice to have a break every now and again but I still enjoy doing it.

To my mum;

Oh my goodness, Aria is not to hot with her socks on, i'll take them off later if I think she is. Yes she does have water but she's in the middle of eating, I'll give her it in a minute as it just distracts her and fills her up. She doesnt need tonnes of the stuff! And I am 31, I know what shoes are comfortable thanks and my jeans are not too hot stop stressing!

To my friends;

Thanks for yet again making my pregnancy feel like a hindrance by not inviting me to do things. I have a friend who said she would come visit but didnt get in touch.

My OH went out for 1 drink after work yesterday. I dont stop him. If he wanted to stay out he was more than welcome and I told him so. So BIL please dont encourage him to 'just s out and switch your phone off'. What if their was an emergency with me or LO? Thankfully OH is more sensible and has a little more respect for me.

Dont put on FB that you are looking forward to seeing everyone tonight and then don't ask me! It makes me feel shit and lonely and has meant I've spent the morning crying

xxx

 

[Lettuce]

Oh elephant that's rotten about your mates!

 

[elephant29]

Oh elephant that's rotten about your mates!

Aw thank you

I dont know if I'm just being hormonal as I felt this way with my first pregnancy but it's a horrible feeling. My best friends moved to England (we're in Scotland) 3 years ago and I really miss her

xxx