Things I cannot say out loud....

[Scarlett316]

To my DH

I'm sorry but I faked "it" last night, because what little time I get in bed I would prefer to be rather than



Perhaps if you helped me out a little more, I may help you out a little more in return

 

[minkymoo]

They just don't get it do they?

Literally

 

[adamskatie]

They just don't get it do they?

Literally

Nope!

 

[Scarlett316]

They just don't get it do they?

Literally

Well we don't need to now do we?

 

[cowboys angel]

 

[kelly29]

couldn't of put it better myself x

 

[cowboys angel]

To the f*ckwit who tailgated me for miles:

'Cant you read the bright yellow sign stuck to the back window? BABY ON BOARD!! Why dont you just crawl up my arse!? Either f*cking overtake me or back off! F*ckwit!'

Sorry. Tired Mummy alert!

xx

OMG my new phrase is going to be "f*ckwit" from now on

Apparently they thought they were a hemorrhoid?

 

[hch]

To FIL:

if you try and balance my baby on your knee again i will actually punch you in the face!
if you make the LOUD swoosh noises he will cry because you are scaring the shit of him!
please dont pick my son up if you cant hold his head properly!!!!





To MIL :

no i will not feed my baby condensed milk in a bottle because thats what you fed my OH
i will also not put rusks or baby rice in his bottle!!!!!!!!

stop singing chick chick chick chick chick chicken lay and little egg for me! that song will give him nightmares!!!!!!

 

[adamskatie]

To the f*ckwit who tailgated me for miles:

'Cant you read the bright yellow sign stuck to the back window? BABY ON BOARD!! Why dont you just crawl up my arse!? Either f*cking overtake me or back off! F*ckwit!'

Sorry. Tired Mummy alert!

xx

OMG my new phrase is going to be "f*ckwit" from now on

Apparently they thought they were a hemorrhoid?

 

[Louppey]

They just don't get it do they?

Literally

No they don't

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To MIL/FIL:

Are you f**kin serious? My son is 5 weeks old and BOTH of you STILL don't know his name?!
How did you graduate kindergarden? Don't they make you memorize at least the alphabet? But you can't remember your grandson's name.
Oh, and stop guessing, your making yourself look so much worse.

 

[mightyspu]

to friend - please stop adding notes to the photos I put on facebook, likening him to what he will be like at 18. He is barely 1, let me enjoy him now

To mum, - please stop calling his name and distracting him while he is eating, none of the food goes in and he doesn't realise how hungry and worn out he has gotten.

ETA
Sister's MIL - Do NOT call my son Jacky. It is not his name. He is called Jack. When he can speak, he will call you JOAN, as that is your name, he will not be calling you Grandma Joan as you are not his Grandma.

 

[shambaby]

to mil:

no, he doesn't want you to help him eat his tea. and even if he did, shoving a carrot in his mouth so fast he can't see it coming is NOT HELPFUL!

 

[Mya209]

I'd like to know how everyone actually reacts in these situations? Do you pretend to laugh it off? Or say what you think but politely?

 

[elephant29]

I'd like to know how everyone actually reacts in these situations? Do you pretend to laugh it off? Or say what you think but politely?

I say what I think in a laughy jokey way. If it's something serious I just come out with it though.

xxx

 

[Lettuce]

Depends. Sometime I just put my "annoyed mummy face" on. It's a new one I've been perfecting.
Sometimes I just sigh and make a note to rant here later.
Sometimes I say something vaguely polite. x

 

[cowboys angel]

If it's something that really really bothers me to my core, I say something.

Often I just bitch at my poor OH later.

Rant here, as helpful as this and the above actually are besides making me feel better....lol

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

^ I agree...ranting on here makes me somehow feel so much better. =D

 

[Emmy1987]

I'm a coward and just glare lol.

To MIL: she is NOT your baby! So stop asking how your baby is etc! I grew her, I pushed her out, I'm her mother, not you you crazy bint!!! Go and be self pitying around someone who gives a toss.

To my 'friend', no I will not let her cry it out, she is too young to understand and just wants to be held. She will not be spoilt because I give her a cuddle if she wants one. Also, stop questioning my parenting. If I want to give LO a dummy I will. She doesn't 'always' have one, it's just a coincidence that most if the times youve seen her she's had it. Yes you didn't give your LO a dummy and you let him CIO but who has a four year old with no bedtime, no routine and refuses to go to bed and doesn't listen to anything you say. So you do it your way and I'll stick to mine. It's working for me.

To random people- why do you think she's a boy because she has a red car seat?!! Do the pink toys not give a hint?!!!

To my old house- please clean yourself and send us the rest of our stuff, I'm suck of the four hour round trips to get everything done!!

To my uncle- you're a knob. That is all.

 

[cowboys angel]

Oh I hate "oh is it a little boy or girl??"

....She's wearing a pink dress you moron....