Things I cannot say out loud....

Yes and when you suggest that cereal in a bottle is still weaning they argue its not because its just a 'thicker drink' don't make me mad!
 
:growlmad:to MIL- just because FOR ONCE we didnt eat Sunday dinner at your house does not mean we will not eat - no we havent had tea - its 4.30pm, yes we will eat later YES WE WILL FIND SOMETHING! Funnily enough I do keep food in my house! Stop angling to get us to come in when we drop you off so you can give us a sandwich and keep Caitlyn a bit longer - the baby has been crying for 20 mins in the car - you sat next to her - we need to GO HOME! :dohh::dohh:

Mizze - sleep deprevation makes me irritable!
 
I am wondering how so many of you didn't laugh In the faces of those who tell you that your 4 week old is 'playing' you !
 
No he isn't getting any babyfood until he is 6 months (this was early)

No he isn't getting cake, chocolate, or ice cream and I am not depriving him because 10 month old babies don't need those things.

No you can't take him overnight...

No he's not eating meat until he is two, yes that means any meat and yes hotdogs are meat and chicken is too

He cannot have dairy, egg, strawberry, nuts, or nutbutters of any kind..... why? because I effing said so and I'm the mum

No he isn't vaccinated because we chose that for OUR son.
 
No oh, you cannot complain you are tired...
Why?




YOU SLEPT LONGER THAN THE BABY!! That is why.
 
Oh & why does everyone think every facial expression means poop?
Just because she smiled/laughed/blinked/twitched her nose or grunted does not mean she's messing her pants for mommy. In fact she hasn't pooped since monday so my guess is she is not pooping.

Whenever she cries it's wind, whenever she frowns or smiles it's poo!
 
Her name is Lily. L. I. L. Y. Like the flower. Lily.

Not Lilly. Not Lillie. Lily.

I can forgive those people who've never seen it written down but anyone on Facebook has no excuse. Her name is all over my page.
 
To everyone - the "she's grumpy just like her mum" joke is wearing thin now!
 
Callie Bear - please let me put you down, mummy needs sleep too!

Hubby - it's ok for you, you had 2 naps and a lie in yesterday, I was up at 4.45am and didn't get to bed til 11pm, YOU ARE NOT TIRED!!!!!
 
ARGH! Why do all our OHs and DHs think that they are so much more tired than us???? Argument last night:

Me: "Can you please change him?"
DH: "No, I need sleep for work tomorrow. I have to work for 8 hours."
Me: "Well, MY job is 24/7 365 days a year!" *door slam*
 
I am wondering how so many of you didn't laugh In the faces of those who tell you that your 4 week old is 'playing' you !

Oh my - I had this said to be when the lo was less than a week old. That and 'oh is its okay to leave him to cry' and 'you're making a rod for your own back'. Grrrr.
 
To SIL:-

Yes, your brother and I have dared to have a baby, and take the attention off you. GET OVER IT!

Yes, she does have spina bifda, and yes it is serious. Yes, I did take folic acid, and if you accuse me of not doing once more, I will lump you. Yes, she will have to have at least one operation. No, you don't have it yourself, your back hurts because you're too fat and lazy to get off your arse.

No, I won't fleece the state for "every penny I can get". You may be happy to live like that, but I'm not.

Speaking of lazy, how dare you call ME lazy because I wasn't doing the ironing. According to you, it only takes 3 days to recover from a section. You have a computer, google it!

No, you can't nurse the baby all day when you visit. She's not a baby bird, and does not need constant nursing. And no, I won't wake her up when you visit. If you don't like it, you know where the door is. Shut it on your way out.

Stop dragging your elderly parents into your childish games. You are 45, start acting like it.

Believe it or not, your brother and I don't sit around all day looking for ways to annoy you. In fact, you may not believe this, but we are trying to live our lives, with a newborn with special needs - you don't even feature on the radar - GET OVER IT!

Finally, just f*** off, it's make my life a lot easier.

To MIL/FIL

Stop pandering to her - if you don't want to pay her bills, don't pay them. She has 2 computers, an i-Kindle, i-phone, sat nav and new car. If she can't pay the phone bill, tell her to sell one of them.

Please realise that it is not always our fault. You hurt your son more than you realise every time you do this.

I don't care how depressed she tells you she is, nothing gives her the right treat people the way she does.

Ooooh, that needed to come out!
 
My OH - stop making a ton of noise when you see I am trying to put Charley down for a nap. Turn the tv down or back off, and lower your voice. And then, when you've woken her, you leave???? I want to slap him.
 
^^This!!!!! I keep trying to explain to DH that night time is quiet time and the TV and voices need to be lower.
 
He gets the tv at night, but assumes in the day noise is ok. We already deal with heavy traffic.. but him yelling from the other room is too much.
 
To my job:

How dare you?! You changed everyones schedule and on top of that, its MANDATORY to work 45-50 hours a week now?!!!!
I'm so pissed, I wanna set the store on fire right now.

I'm not gonna be able to see my Babba grow up. =(
He's not gonna know who I am anymore.
 
To SIL:-

Yes, your brother and I have dared to have a baby, and take the attention off you. GET OVER IT!


Stop dragging your elderly parents into your childish games. You are 45, start acting like it.

Stop pandering to her - if you don't want to pay her bills, don't pay them. She has 2 computers, an i-Kindle, i-phone, sat nav and new car. If she can't pay the phone bill, tell her to sell one of them.

Please realise that it is not always our fault. You hurt your son more than you realise every time you do this.

I don't care how depressed she tells you she is, nothing gives her the right treat people the way she does.

Ooooh, that needed to come out!

This is actually my life, its getting to the point where her child is getting 80% of the attention and my LO gets 20% and if that dares to alter she throws a paddy, i can cope with me and OH coming 2nd to her but when my boy become involved thats where i will kick off!!! i blame her mom though! xxx
 

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