NO, I WONT put rice or rusks in her bedtime bottle so she will sttn, she does a good job on her own and on the odd occasion she does wake, she WILL have a bottle if she fancies one!
NO, chemo didnt do me a favour, I desprately miss breastfeeding MY baby!
NO, you cant hold her while you have your bloody fag!
NO, I DO NOT need a break just because you say I do!
DO NOT EVER put my daughter on the sofa and walk out of the room you twat! She will lunge forward and fall!
I am NOT forcing my baby to eat anything she dosent want to and if ANY of my children choose to be vegetarian like me I will support them. They will all ALWAYS make their own CHOICES, carnivorous or otherwise!
DO NOT walk into my home, speak to everyone, and ignore my daughter who is smiling at you, and pretend she dosent exist. Your ectopic was tragic, but it was a year ago and my baby was ready to be born. Jessica is not to blame!
My second son IS JUST AS IMPORTANT as my first son, do not treat him like a leper because he is visually impaired or I might clock you! He is not and never will be stupid!
Ben will support whichever team he chooses, stop forcing your on him!
She does NOT have wind!
Answer Daniel when he speaks to you! He is 3 and deserves your attention, so please DO NOT talk over him you twat!
Of course she is going to cry at you, you are blowing in my daughters face you bitch! If you dont stop I may choke you! My baby is a human being with feelings and not a toy!
If you came to see my children more often, they might give a $%&* about you!
Dont expect to hold my baby when she dosent even know you.
If you walk away with my daughter when she cries for me, I WILL come after you and take her back!
She isnt stroppy! She is nine months old and is ready for her nap.
Her hair hasnt gotten lighter in the last week!
No, my boys dont look like me, they look like their dad, and no, it isnt a shame for them, my boys and my husband are gorgeous and saying otherwise is going to get my temper up!
My husband isnt girly for loving his kids and wanting to enjoy time with all 3 of them and if he wants to play dollys with Jessica he should be able to without you idiots mocking him! Be proud he turned into an amazing father, dont belittle him!
If we want a fourth baby, it is our business. We raise and pay for our children ourselves, no-one is expecting you to take them on!
Do not keep calling my boys "asbo's"! It is offensive, they are 7 and 3 and they learn through play even if it is a bit rough. Being loud and having fun dosent make them hooligans! Let them be children, theyre growing up too fast as it is!
Wicked thread, Im loving it!
There are looooooaaads more, but I feel better for that for now
yay for the 17th babies! Was def a day for sections! 
we done good girls, smashing babies. 
xx
Hope you are ok! I don't think I could even have managed 1 mile 12 days post c-section!
xx
