Things I cannot say out loud....

[Cupkake.Luver]

No =( I've never in my life felt like this. I'm so over trying to convince someone to love me. What a jerkoff. I'm so done, all men are the same. Point blank.

 

[MrsPOP]

Oh Hun I'm sorry. Men are shits.

 

[cowboys angel]

Oh hun...

 

[Ozzieshunni]

bad men

Dear DH: you still have no concept of the meaning of tired. Stop telling me you are before I clobber you in the balls while you sleep.

 

[msmissa]

I have a couple more since going back to my hometown

DH's grandmother:
You have NEVER shown an interest in my son, and he is now 8 months old. You never asked how my pregnancy was and never once called or even wrote asking about him after he was born. So NO!!! You DO NOT have the RIGHT to throw a tantrum when I say I won't drive an hour to have lunch with you the week we are packing my dead father's belongings. We made it to see you for lunch after and you didn't even want to hold him (you barely even interacted with him). Next time, you will not get your way

DHs whole family:
The whole point of our visit was my father's memorial service, not to spend 3 weeks (including the week we are packing and cremating my father) out and about on the town with all of you. Please give me time to breathe and grieve. Thank you. We will visit again when hubby isn't deployed

To my family:
No, LO doesn't take after you. Most of you aren't even genetically linked to me. He takes after his parents so quit being so freaking annoying!!!

Oooh that feels better

 

[Lettuce]

No =( I've never in my life felt like this. I'm so over trying to convince someone to love me. What a jerkoff. I'm so done, all men are the same. Point blank.

they are often selfish, I'm so sorry! xxxx

 

[MrsPOP]

DH: don't moan when I ask you to get LO's 5.30am bottle out of the fridge. Last night when it was your turn you handed me LO and went to sleep at 5.30 because you claimed you were so tired!

Dear C section scar - for crying out loud WHY have you decided to open up? Now I've hot to waste my Sunday morning in the walk in centre and then deal with DH's stupid family in the afternoon. Awesome. Not.

 

[Odd Socks]

OH - If bella's hungry for breakfast now, she doesn't want to wait for you to look through a recipe book & then decide to make her the perfect poached egg. If you want to practice cooking, then you'll have to be a little more organised about it & not spend 15 minutes making a meal when she wants it now.
& for the record, I don't appreciate you then having a stop because I've given her cereal to stop her crying & tell you she's not going to wait around for a poached egg.

 

[Lettuce]

DH, get out of bed and make lunch! I'm starving and I'm stuck feeding our daughter! Don't make out you're exhausted- the sex wasn't THAT good. man up, drink a coffee and get on with it!

Darling daughter, I love you and I love the fact we have this special time as I breast feed you, but please stop using my nipple as a teething toy! As for your new trick of unlatching yourself and using both your hands to shove my boob in your mouth, it's very impressive but I think I should be the one to latch you on, otherwise it hurts...

Ah, nothing like a wee rant... xx

 

[tanya]

To dh, just because I think its better If the baby sleeps in the bedroom doesn't mean I don't trust you to look after him, the other night when you kept him downstairs and you slept on the sofa was nice but I thought it was a one off not alternate nights where you sleep on the sofa every night and Flynn does alternate nights with each of us. I thought that us going to bed together and supporting each other was working well.
Our son is not too young to follow a routine and besides going to bed in the same room everynight is not even a "routine" just because you put the nappies etc on my side of the bed doesn't mean I have to change his nappy everytime, I know you don't like doing it but guess what I'm not that keen either and I do it every time!
Me feeding the baby and changing him every time at night and you giving him a cuddle and burping is not sharing responsibilities, I like having cuddles too.
Hormones are real I know you don't believe that I feel like I physically can't leave my baby yet but laughing at me because I cried when you forced me to drive to the chipshop 3 days after I gave birth doesn't help, neither does getting mad when I can't eat the food I brought back because I'd upset myself so much.
Make a choice, yes I'm a sahm but either tell me to sleep when the baby does to get some rest or expect me to do all the housework while your at work, there isn't enough hours in the day to do both especially when I've been up all night with the baby, oh! You didn't realise he hadn't slept almost at all? Maybe you should have woken up!

To bubba Flynn, I love you to death but I failed bf after 3 days mainly because you wouldn't latch, I'm still trying to come to terms with that decision don't suddenly start rooting for a nipple when your hungry, they dont work anymore because you wouldn't use them! I know it's frustrating waiting for the bottle to be the right temperature but there's not much I can do.

To sil&her wife to be, I know we live with you and it's nice you get to see him everyday but we really don't need a photo of every outfit and why get mad that I took bubba to feed the ducks with his gemrandparents and only took one picture, I know you would have taken more but you wouldnt have been looking after him at the same time.

To my mum, I know we rarely speak and that I told you years ago that when I had kids you wouldn't have them overnight but would it be so bad to even aknowledge that he's here? I've reached out and told you he was here, even a text would do. (I suffered an abusive childhood, some of it was you and some you knew about but didn't stop, what makes you think I'd let you put my son at risk of that?)
To my sister, you dont know anything about what happened, you had the perfect childhood I have very good reasons for not speaking to our brother and I dont care if you think it's cruel that I don't want him to know about the baby its my child and I'll protect him however I feel I need to and by keeping our brother away I feel I am doing that, if you knew what I know you woulnt have him near your daughter(she won't let me tell her she says I'm lying, I really wish she would)

 

[Lettuce]

Tanya xx

 

[katy1310]

DH:

While it was really lovely of you to let me have a lie-in till 9.30 when LO was up at 6.30, I think she might have liked her nappy changed and maybe some breakfast before I got up?!
I don't believe your excuse of "every time I went near her to try to change her nappy, she just crawled off to play" - there was no sign of any nappies, wipes or anything else, and the changing bag hadn't moved from where I left it last night

 

[15.11.10]

MIL AGAIN!! do not tell me i have put on weight, then tell me i cant take a joke, im skinnier than u will ever be!

Do not offer to do race for life with me in memory of my mom who died in january, then sprint ahead of me at the finisihing line, seriously what are u trying to prove!

I AM getting a puppy, i know its hard work but im willing to do it so leave it! you never have to see the puppy if you dont want to so just leave me alone!

Dont ask me to stay at yours while we have work done at our house, make me pay for my own food (which is fine) then have you 18 year old son eat all Williams yogurts!! THEN decide to go to kent to see your daughter so i have to move back in with my dad! i was fine to do that in the first place but you got all offended and had a hissy fit about not seeing william!

all i ask for is a bit of tact, im very sensitive at the moment due to sleep deprivation, losing my mother and not having a house to live in for a month!

Girls make her go away xx

 

[cowboys angel]

*poof*

She's gone

 

[15.11.10]

*poof*

She's gone

thank you x

 

[cowboys angel]

*poof*

She's gone

thank you x

No problem

 

[missVN]

To the tw*t that lives upstairs-

F**k off, just take your feral chidren and all your 'lady friends' and f**k of somewhere where I never have to see you again

To god-

Please please please let me win the lottery/ scratchcard/ other comp soon please. I desperately need to move off this bloody awful estate and into a lovely house that isn't falling to bits and I need to live somewhere where my gorgeous boy won't grow up feral like the other children. I'm not greedy, £20,000, actually even £10,000 will do. I will do ANYTHING!!

 

[divadexie]

To MIL

You REALLY P!SSED me off tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I chose to buy my LO an amber teething necklace, and it DOES work, how DARE you take it off her when you have the kids for the night and then tell me you are just being cautious!! WTF that is like saying I am NOT being cautious??? Seriously, do you think I would do something that could harm my baby? I will decide if she wears it, DO NOT TAKE IT OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh grrrrr I am so fucking mad!


To neighbour over the street SHUT THE DAMN DOG UP IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE


To stupid people. My baby is wearing PINK, her buggy is PINK, she has a DRESS on she is NOT A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I have two children two dogs two cats and a puppy, this does not make me crazy or mental. It just means I can multi task and cope with more than you can.


To OH, STOP BEING SO FREAKING LAZY!!!!!! pick your damn washing up and put it in the basket, take your cups/cans out the office and stop moaning that there are no clean cups. Your job finishes at 5 pm. STFU about being tired when you get home!! And go and get the damn bits of worktop from caroles before I shove them up your ass!!!








aaaannnddd breeaaaaaaaaaathhh

 

[Lettuce]

15.11.10 do you think your mil would like to live on the island I'm buying for mine? :growl mad:
MIL:
Do not call my daughter "Jenny Penny" her name is Jennifer, you may call her Jenny, Jen, even Jenny long legs as a joke, but Jenny penny is just annoying.
Do not get in my way when I'm changing my daughter.
Thanks oh for sneakily inviting them up to see her getting a bath, it's meant to be chill out time and now both me and her are tearful and stressed! Arse. Can't believe I've got to spend 2 days with them! Aaaaasrrrgggghhhh!

 

[15.11.10]

Lettuce, Ill go halves on that island, but can i send SIL too??