Things I cannot say out loud....

[Ozzieshunni]

Everyone parents differently. I will not leave my baby to cry for longer than five minutes. I will not be giving him water. I do not BF him too much. He knows his limits. I take great pride in the fact I can comfort my baby. No, he will not be sleeping in our bed forever. Right now, we both need rest and it's not worth the stress to take the time to get him into his cot or basket. Can't people just butt out????

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

^No. Everyone else knows how to raise your child better...remember?!

Ugh.

 

[KittenKat]

Dear OH I would like just for a moment that you would feel a teeny tiny bit guilty over getting to have a social life when I have nothing. The only times I really get to see outside these walls is either doing the school run or going food shopping with you and all the kids.

Dear Ex....you sir are an ignorant cockwomble.....that is all thx

Dear self....get a life you are sooooo down you are practically through the floor (okay this bit gets said quite often to myself just have none of the things I need to drag it back up)

 

[Kalah]

^No. Everyone else knows how to raise your child better...remember?!

Ugh.

Yeah especially the ones who were crap at raising their own kids. It's kind of like getting financial advice from a bum on the street.

 

[Lettuce]

Dear Ex....you sir are an ignorant cockwomble.....that is all thx

Dear self....get a life you are sooooo down you are practically through the floor (okay this bit gets said quite often to myself just have none of the things I need to drag it back up)

about "cockwomble" I'm so using that tomorrow...

And to you xx

 

[MrsPOP]

Cockwomble!!!! LOVE IT!

 

[Emmy1987]

To OH- wtf have you done to LO tonight?!!

WIND HER for fuck sake! And don't stop after 10 seconds and just keep piling the milk in! This makes it worse!!!

What do you do when you put her down? Poke her?! She can be sound asleep when you put her to bed but as soon as you pull away she's awake, how come she doesn't when I do??! WHY must you put her to bed? I know you wanna help but this is ME sat up with her while YOU sleep. How about from now I put her down?

Oh and it's cold tonight, why did you only put a cell blanket on her?!! She needs more than that!

And to LO- you don't want boobie, every time you latch on you throw it straight back up, you're full sweetie!

I need sleep

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Greedy little ones, these boobie babies. Wee man does the same. HV compared it to eating too much of a takeaway and then feeling sick later lol.

 

[Lettuce]

Ha, the June boobie babies are all at it!
Jennifer darling, your beautiful smile and infectious giggle never fail to melt my heart... I just feel I appreciate them better slightly later in the morning...
That's what I SHOULD have said....
Instead of
"oh for the love of god! Feeding again! It's bloody 4am...then 5am... Then 6am!"

 

[Kalah]

To OH- wtf have you done to LO tonight?!!

WIND HER for fuck sake! And don't stop after 10 seconds and just keep piling the milk in! This makes it worse!!!

What do you do when you put her down? Poke her?! She can be sound asleep when you put her to bed but as soon as you pull away she's awake, how come she doesn't when I do??! WHY must you put her to bed? I know you wanna help but this is ME sat up with her while YOU sleep. How about from now I put her down?

Oh and it's cold tonight, why did you only put a cell blanket on her?!! She needs more than that!

And to LO- you don't want boobie, every time you latch on you throw it straight back up, you're full sweetie!

I need sleep

Mine did this too!! She would eat and eat and eat even after I knew she was full then she'd throw it all back it. It's even more frustrating with breastfeeding because you can't just get up and make more milk. Everytime she threw it all up I was convinced I can't possibly have any more milk to give her my boobs felt so empty that when she nursed they actually felt hot and dry and itchy because I don't think anything was coming out at all. Fortunately that phase will soon pass! Does your LO do nursing strikes as well? I HATED those!! Kili would latch on and off repeatedly and she'd get really red and angry and start scratching me and kicking and squeezing my boobs and pulling off the nipple violently ugh it hurt so much! To this day I still have no clue why she did that but I remember it made me so frustrated there were many time I just had to hand her to OH and walk out of the room.

 

[Lettuce]

Oh my god kalah! Jenny has just done this! x

 

[chichestermum]

^No. Everyone else knows how to raise your child better...remember?!

Ugh.

my MIL deffo knows how to raise my child better...according to her anyway...
my DD sttn since 6 weeks old without any comforting, put her down give her teddy and away she goes, but obviously our routine is wrong and i should be letting my DD stay up past 7.
obviously i would want to do things her way, she rocked OH to sleep every night from 9 - 11:30 pm had to sleep in his room with him and when she went out she left whoever was minding him full of stress because he wouldnt sleep! he done that until he was 6... yea i think i might stick with my 'wrong' way of parenting for DD and do the exact same with DD2!

 

[BabyBoo36]

Cockwomble!!! This is my new word!!

SIL - you, my dear, are a cockwomble!

OH - for the last time, I AM NOT DEPRESSED!!! I am a little emotional, granted, but that is because I am tired of fighting with you over the amount of time you spend on facebook. To hear you say "Have you seen the size of Jenny's boobs?!" while I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about our daughter as she's not feeding or sleeping was not on. If it wasn't for the fact I was holding our daughter, I would have hit you with the laptop. Trying to make out I have PND everytime I get upset with you is insulting both to me, and to the people who really are suffering with it, you cockwomble.

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To my car:
I'm sorry you have a small hole in the convertable top but that doesn't give you the right to make the starter go out!

To my nose:
Stop bleeding. Kthx.

 

[bonjo808]

To my DH - Our daughter is not a china doll. She will not break so why does it take you so f-in long to do anything w/ her...putting socks on should not take 5 minutes and please try to rush when getting her in and out of her carseat...the screaming means she's not happy! Also, I really hate riding to work w/ you.

To my SIL - you're fake and everyone knows it!

To the people in my office - MORONS!

 

[Mizze]

Cockwomble =my new favourite word!

Mizze

 

[MissFox]

Loving COCKWOMBLE.
My DD does thaw feeding strike thing. I gave her a Binki then. I think she would get angry bc she wanted to suck but didn't want milk. She still eats on occasion until she pukes.
on the pnd accusations. DH has been telling me I've had it because I'm emotional. And have been he whole time I'm prego. Of course I'm upset. You quit your job when I was 6weeks pregnant and haven't worked since. The house is a mess and when I walk through the door from work you ask what's for dinner. This still happens but you also hand me the baby.
DH please don't unbutton Rosie's jammies and say you did the fist half of he diaper change and oils like m contribution for the rest. When I actually say outloid that I'm in pain please don't snap at me "well you know how I feel now" because I don't say I'm in pain 85% of the time that I am. I feel like you imagine no pain I can experience could be as bad as what you do or have. I know you had kidney stones and that your doctor said it hurts more than birth but don't use that to tell me that birth isn't as painful and make me feel bad.

Dear county: WHY IS THERE NOWJERE THAT TAKES MEDICAL AND DOES COUPLES COUNSELING. I NEED HELP OR THIS ISNT GONNA WORK BECAUSE IT ALREADY ISNT BUT I WANT TO TRY. it is my last option besides just tossing him.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

So that's what Alex is doing today! Feeding strike!

 

[Kalah]

Loving COCKWOMBLE.
My DD does thaw feeding strike thing. I gave her a Binki then. I think she would get angry bc she wanted to suck but didn't want milk. She still eats on occasion until she pukes.
on the pnd accusations. DH has been telling me I've had it because I'm emotional. And have been he whole time I'm prego. Of course I'm upset. You quit your job when I was 6weeks pregnant and haven't worked since. The house is a mess and when I walk through the door from work you ask what's for dinner. This still happens but you also hand me the baby.
DH please don't unbutton Rosie's jammies and say you did the fist half of he diaper change and oils like m contribution for the rest. When I actually say outloid that I'm in pain please don't snap at me "well you know how I feel now" because I don't say I'm in pain 85% of the time that I am. I feel like you imagine no pain I can experience could be as bad as what you do or have. I know you had kidney stones and that your doctor said it hurts more than birth but don't use that to tell me that birth isn't as painful and make me feel bad.

Dear county: WHY IS THERE NOWJERE THAT TAKES MEDICAL AND DOES COUPLES COUNSELING. I NEED HELP OR THIS ISNT GONNA WORK BECAUSE IT ALREADY ISNT BUT I WANT TO TRY. it is my last option besides just tossing him.

I'd toss him, he sounds like a cockwomble anyway

 

[Odd Socks]

Dear OH,

You've redeemed yourself. Thank you for making an awesome roast for tea while I had a nap with Bella this afternoon. And for doing all the washing up afterwards.

xx