Things I cannot say out loud....

[MrsNovBaby]

Dear OH,

You've redeemed yourself. Thank you for making an awesome roast for tea while I had a nap with Bella this afternoon. And for doing all the washing up afterwards.

xx

Like it xx Lucky you xx

 

[Kalah]

Dear OH,

You've redeemed yourself. Thank you for making an awesome roast for tea while I had a nap with Bella this afternoon. And for doing all the washing up afterwards.

xx

My OH randomly decided to clean the kitchen today, it was great! Have some of our guys got together and decided to help out and see how we react?

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

Tell your men to teach my OH those things!!!

 

[Kalah]

Tell your men to teach my OH those things!!!

Well I think what made him do it is I've pretty much gone on strike lately. I've been having all sorts of problems lately with being in pain all the time so haven't been able to keep up with the cleaning. He started complaining so I just kept telling him everyday he can do it himself if it's bothering him. Today we ran out of clean dishes and I purposely left ALL the recycling piled on the table to be taken out and I brought the laundry baskets into the kitchen just to make it look extra cluttered and sure enough that did the trick!

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

I have a feeling I'll go on strike thinking it will work and its gonna backfire and I'm gonna go mental and clean it all. Lmao.

 

[msmissa]

Dear LO:

You fighting sleep isn't funny at all. It's driving me crazy!! And Please please please let me pee in peace with out freaking out the second I leave the room

 

[MrsPOP]

Dear LO - for the love of all that is pure GO TO SLEEP!!!! I've been up for 2 hours with you for this feed and have had to change you twice due to spit-up incidents. I love you but COME ON!!!!

DH - thanks for trying to calm her whilst I cry

 

[kelseyyy]

Off topic-I probably have the most annoying and evil MIL in the world.

To MIL:
No you cannot keep Elijah or Aidan overnight when they will be crying for me all night. We've already went through this, right?

I know his diaper is wet, you don't have to tell me in the most pitiful "youre a bad mother voice" you can let out of that giant whole in your face!

There is a HUGE difference in crying, and cooing. When Elijah coos it doesn't mean he's hurting, mad, sad, frustrated, etc. It usually means he's happy and just wants to make noise.

I do not feel comfortable puting a piece of soap up his bum for his "constipation" you say he has, wouldn't that burn him or something? Its called a suppository!

No I didn't "make him mad" by joking to him about something when he cries. He's 3 months old, he's not going to understand when I joke about him being "chubby". Its MY baby. Get off my shit woman.

It has been almost 100 degrees where we live this summer everyday, we have two air units and it's STILL hot in our house due to poor insulation i believe, that is why I usually keep him in just a diaper and socks. You act like because I don't want to dress him up with 4 layers of clothes in 100 degree weather, that I'm doing something wrong.

No that white spot on his gums is not infection, LOL. It's a tooth popping through you nut job.

Stop trying to start fights with me and DH over any little thing. No one can even have a conversation with you without you getting mad. You are the craziest person I have ever met. Also, call social services. You will look like a jackass when they see that not only my babies are in perfect condition, but my house is also.

Also, another reason I dread when you ask to keep my children for a few hours or "all night" (yeah right!) is because Aidan is 2 and you weigh 300 pounds and won't even get off the couch to bathe/feed/cuddle/help your own 6 year old. If you can't even take care of him because youre "not able" then you defiantly cannot keep my very active 2 year old, you would not get up everytime he's into something. It scares me to death thinking of Aidan being with you, or elijah.

To DH:
Get off the Xbox when he cries! Don't wait 2 or 3 minutes until the match is through and then get him, when he cries you need to pause that shit!

Also, please tell your mother to leave me alone and stop trying to cause fights with me for no reason. She is 40 something years old and acts like she's 12. UGH.

Such a good thread xx

 

[Kalah]

Off topic-I probably have the most annoying and evil MIL in the world.

To MIL:
No you cannot keep Elijah or Aidan overnight when they will be crying for me all night. We've already went through this, right?

I know his diaper is wet, you don't have to tell me in the most pitiful "youre a bad mother voice" you can let out of that giant whole in your face!

There is a HUGE difference in crying, and cooing. When Elijah coos it doesn't mean he's hurting, mad, sad, frustrated, etc. It usually means he's happy and just wants to make noise.

I do not feel comfortable puting a piece of soap up his bum for his "constipation" you say he has, wouldn't that burn him or something? Its called a suppository!

No I didn't "make him mad" by joking to him about something when he cries. He's 3 months old, he's not going to understand when I joke about him being "chubby". Its MY baby. Get off my shit woman.

It has been almost 100 degrees where we live this summer everyday, we have two air units and it's STILL hot in our house due to poor insulation i believe, that is why I usually keep him in just a diaper and socks. You act like because I don't want to dress him up with 4 layers of clothes in 100 degree weather, that I'm doing something wrong.

No that white spot on his gums is not infection, LOL. It's a tooth popping through you nut job.

Stop trying to start fights with me and DH over any little thing. No one can even have a conversation with you without you getting mad. You are the craziest person I have ever met. Also, call social services. You will look like a jackass when they see that not only my babies are in perfect condition, but my house is also.

Also, another reason I dread when you ask to keep my children for a few hours or "all night" (yeah right!) is because Aidan is 2 and you weigh 300 pounds and won't even get off the couch to bathe/feed/cuddle/help your own 6 year old. If you can't even take care of him because youre "not able" then you defiantly cannot keep my very active 2 year old, you would not get up everytime he's into something. It scares me to death thinking of Aidan being with you, or elijah.

To DH:
Get off the Xbox when he cries! Don't wait 2 or 3 minutes until the match is through and then get him, when he cries you need to pause that shit!

Also, please tell your mother to leave me alone and stop trying to cause fights with me for no reason. She is 40 something years old and acts like she's 12. UGH.

Such a good thread xx

Your MIL sounds ridiculous! Especially saying his diaper is wet in a pitiful voice, what's that about?! Are supermoms supposed to anticipate the pee and change it before it's even wet?

 

[ClaireMuir123]

To my DH - STOP SPENDING MONEY! Honest to god, you take my bank card and tell me you're gonna get something small and when I check the bank there's more come out, or you've lifted £20 for a bloody newspaper! And you don't seem to get any change cos you need money later aswell!!! And hurry the fuck up with my lunch, you went out 2 hours ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lettuce]

Oh I hate having to wait for my lunch!

 

[MissFox]

Dear Rosie please stop pulling your hair. That's what's causing that pain you're feeling. I know you are tired and fighting it but can you please stop pulling your hair?

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To my heart:

Why are you so big? Why do you care so much? I been trying to be tough and do whats best for me and your not letting me. =(

 

[chichestermum]

Dear Rosie please stop pulling your hair. That's what's causing that pain you're feeling. I know you are tired and fighting it but can you please stop pulling your hair?

oh god i remember DD doing this! i had to keep hats on her whenever she was awake (it was summer!) and then had to put socks over her hands at night to keep her from pulling it in her sleep! (i find socks stay on better than mittens!)

she soon got used to not pulling her hair (about 3 weeks!) but as soon as i retired the sock mittens and hats she decided to pull her ears instead! she used to pull so hard that she would tear the skin behind her ear, it would be so red and sore because she wouldnt leave it alone back on went the sock mittens but she still managed to pull on them

hopefully your LO will stop pulling soon xxx

 

[MrsPOP]

Dear Alice's Heart - why do you have to have a defect? I know its small, I know she'll probably be ok but WHY? She doesnt deserve this. She's been through ENOUGH. IVE Been through enough. WHAT THE FCK HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS PAST YEAR????????????????????

 

[MrsNovBaby]

Dear Alice's Heart - why do you have to have a defect? I know its small, I know she'll probably be ok but WHY? She doesnt deserve this. She's been through ENOUGH. IVE Been through enough. WHAT THE FCK HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS PAST YEAR????????????????????

Hugs xx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

MrsPOP, I could totally echo what you said

 

[Lettuce]

to you both... xxx

 

[Emmy1987]

To OH- I don't give a shit how tired YOU are, don't you dare fucking snap at me when I offer a bath to you to chill out in! Next time I won't bloody bother you twat! If you're so effing concerned about LO after her jabs why is it me holding her and comforting her while my cuppa goes cold and you're just sat watching tv.

Also be fucking grateful that I'm going to get up at 6am with you to lead you to Peterborough in my car to get your new car because you have no sense of direction and got lost this morning and woke me up asking me to direct you over the phone!!

But yeah, you're tired so you go ahead and have a go at me because you're tired.

It's not like I get up in the night with her and have put up with her screaming today. I'm tired but I GET ON WITH IT.

To my aunt - yes I'm coming back to Lincoln tomorrow to visit but NO we are not 'all yours', if I want to go and see other people while I'm up I will, I don't know anyone here, I'd like to catch up with people!! As it is none of my friends seem bothered that I'm coming up but I may go shopping, who knows? But it's my choice!

Grrrrrr

 

[Odd Socks]

dear childminder,

thanks for screwing us over & causing me an entire day of stress while oh & i try to juggle childcare for the 2 1/2 months before i go on maternity leave. a little prior notice would have been appreciated.