Things I cannot say out loud....

[chichestermum]

why is it that when men get sick its like the end of the world? I had a bad head cold while pregnant and the only thing I could take was tylenol for it, and I still managed to cook, clean and do laundry.

children get sick, men get flu and us women get on with it! lol! i always love this saying xx

 

[MissFox]

So very very true!!!

 

[Staceysparkle]

Random woman in cafe please don't touch my baby and adjust his socks I don't know you and neither does he.

OH when I ask you to go and buy formula for LO don't moan that you only have £40 left to do you the month. I am on SMP and pay £300 a month towards bills and almost every penny I have left goes on shopping, milk, nappies or stuff for LO and then I have to use my overdraft when you run out of money to buy anything we need. It was bad enought I had to do this before we had LO but I don't make any money now so can't get back out of my overdraft when I go into it. If your so sick of having no money maybe stop smoking!!!

Also OH stop overreacting when I moan about the dog she is a nightmare and sits at the window all day and barks and growls at every person, car, bird and fly that goes past and wakes LO up, distracts him from eating and upsets him. I love her to bits too and she was my dog to start with but the amout of stress she causes me each day is unreal so please just let me have a moan without telling me I am pure evil!

Ahhh that feels better I love this thread

 

[MissFox]

To my morning pump session: seriously?! I only didn't pump yesterday bc Rosie was up 4x! I think I was entitled to sleep at that point. Plus I wouldn't have gotten anything so you should have been more this morning

 

[chichestermum]

To my morning pump session: seriously?! I only didn't pump yesterday bc Rosie was up 4x! I think I was entitled to sleep at that point. Plus I wouldn't have gotten anything so you should have been more this morning

i used to HATE this when pumping! you miss 1 sesh to have some much needed sleep and for the next few days your supply punishes you! grr! this time im thinking of getting an electronic pump and attaching and then sleeping in the rocking chair. i used to feel like a cow being milked anyway, i may as well just turn into 1 this time lol!

 

[MissFox]

So discouraging. Its not even that I really missed it. DD usually sleeps 8-5 or so and she woke up 4x during that time. Yous think she was just building supply. Ugh.

 

[alison29]

Yappy dogs are a woman's worst nigthmare during naptime. My mom's two pappillions drove me to insanity when I stayed there when my twins were 8 wks. You finally get them both a sleep someone breaths wrong and all hell breaks loose with barking in an all tile house argh!

 

[missVN]

To my oh-
Me ant you are gonna fall out big time unless you sort yourself out. I'm trying to run lo's bath, sort laundry, tidy the kitchen and sort out his bedtime bottle and all I can hear is lo moaning cos you've stuck him in his walker and now you're ignoring him. He's tired, just pick him up and entertain him for 10 mins before I scream
It's about time you realised I'm not freaking superwoman, you're gonna have a massive shock when I go back to work in October cos im going on strike just like you seem to have done

 

[Odd Socks]

dear bella,

today was an awesome day with you, thank you

xx

 

[tanya]

dear bella,

today was an awesome day with you, thank you

xx

^Wss^
To Flynn, we had a lovely day out at the park with nanny and granddad I'm glad you enjoyed your first time out in the carrier and that you were awake to see everything, how thrilled were you to see that tree!!
I'm also really chuffed that you gave your grandad the bugged cheesiest grin ever! I don't think anyone has had such an adoring grandad ever! I thought he was going to cry! I'm also extatic that you interacted with your toy for the first time, (smacking the plush ball to make the bell jingle and sucking on the danglies counts right? Also staring at it for ages and making loads of happy noises too) nanny and grandad were happy too as it was a new toy they gave him today which he immediately adored lol
Can't say it out loud everyone will think I've gone soft lol

Eta, Flynn, how the he'll did you manage to stay awake and cheerful all day? Two ten min naps is not enough! I sometimes think you forget you're only 5 weeks old!!

 

[shambaby]

why is it that when men get sick its like the end of the world? I had a bad head cold while pregnant and the only thing I could take was tylenol for it, and I still managed to cook, clean and do laundry.

a couple of months ago i had either food poisoning or a bug, not sure which. anyway, i was up from midnight to 5am throwing my guts up (sorry tmi). every time i moved i was sick again, so there was no point trying to go back to bed and i eventually fell asleep on the bathroom floor, i was so exhausted. hubby got up with hayden and left me in bed for a couple of hours, but then he started to feel poorly. he was 'almost sick' once, and went to bed for the entire afternoon, leaving me to feed and entertain hayden. he eventually got up at bathtime. i was still feeling absolutely horrendous, so asked him to bath him. he did, but i had to go in and help him. may as well have done it myself.

sick men are cockwombles! (love that word, too - caught myself using it at a stupid driver the other day, not sure it's suitable language in front of a baby though!)

 

[divadexie]

To anyone who has looked at me like I am odd- why the hell would I bring LO into my bed in the morning when neither of the kids has ever slept in my bed? My bed is about the only place I can get away from it all. Besides that it is MY bed and there simply isn't room for anyone besides me and OH because he takes the whole friggin bed up!
No it is not ODD that I don't allow the children in our bedroom. OH smokes in his 'office' off our bedroom and really.... good idea that children think its OK just to walk into parents room? no thanks! what if they saw something?! Lol!


Dear Hair- I have never liked the colour gray. especially when it is on my head. more than a few is too many to call a random silver hair. please fuck off!


OH- please get up off your lazy ass and help with the tea instead of turning the xbox on when you know tea is nearly ready and then complain that you have only just started a race. dont you dare ever say ''im just finishing.....'' infront of DS again or I will ram that box up your ass.

 

[Kalah]

To anyone who has looked at me like I am odd- why the hell would I bring LO into my bed in the morning when neither of the kids has ever slept in my bed? My bed is about the only place I can get away from it all. Besides that it is MY bed and there simply isn't room for anyone besides me and OH because he takes the whole friggin bed up!
No it is not ODD that I don't allow the children in our bedroom. OH smokes in his 'office' off our bedroom and really.... good idea that children think its OK just to walk into parents room? no thanks! what if they saw something?! Lol!


Dear Hair- I have never liked the colour gray. especially when it is on my head. more than a few is too many to call a random silver hair. please fuck off!


OH- please get up off your lazy ass and help with the tea instead of turning the xbox on when you know tea is nearly ready and then complain that you have only just started a race. dont you dare ever say ''im just finishing.....'' infront of DS again or I will ram that box up your ass.

I know how you feel! I got my first gray hair at 18 and now at nearly 21 years old my hair is gleaming with them!

 

[chichestermum]

To anyone who has looked at me like I am odd- why the hell would I bring LO into my bed in the morning when neither of the kids has ever slept in my bed? My bed is about the only place I can get away from it all. Besides that it is MY bed and there simply isn't room for anyone besides me and OH because he takes the whole friggin bed up!
No it is not ODD that I don't allow the children in our bedroom. OH smokes in his 'office' off our bedroom and really.... good idea that children think its OK just to walk into parents room? no thanks! what if they saw something?! Lol!


Dear Hair- I have never liked the colour gray. especially when it is on my head. more than a few is too many to call a random silver hair. please fuck off!


OH- please get up off your lazy ass and help with the tea instead of turning the xbox on when you know tea is nearly ready and then complain that you have only just started a race. dont you dare ever say ''im just finishing.....'' infront of DS again or I will ram that box up your ass.

I know how you feel! I got my first gray hair at 18 and now at nearly 21 years old my hair is gleaming with them!

haha i was 21 in nov and my pics from the day are all showing off my grey hairs! there is so many! i had my first grey at 11! tho it was only the 1 and my uncle harshly pulled it out! OUCH! was not expecting it! started getting them regularly at 15 mum was full grey at 19 so i was expecting that lol! Oddly tho since getting pregnant my hair has flourished, even the hairs are grey are growing brown at the roots! it looks very odd lol! obv i just need to be constantly pregnant so i can always have lovely hair lol!!

 

[Mya209]

I'm 27 and getting rather gray! Feel that dying my hair is a slippery slope! Never done it! But I'm tempted!

 

[Kalah]

I'm 27 and getting rather gray! Feel that dying my hair is a slippery slope! Never done it! But I'm tempted!

What colour is your hair naturally? I always colour mine now it's naturally dark brown so the grey really shows! Now I just always dye it a slightly darker shade of brown so it looks natural and doesn't do very much chemical damage. I get this kind of colour that's just a powder that I mix with water and it stains the hair so it doesn't have any chemicals. It only comes in dark colours though so if you have light hair I imagine it would be more difficult.

 

[Kalah]

To anyone who has looked at me like I am odd- why the hell would I bring LO into my bed in the morning when neither of the kids has ever slept in my bed? My bed is about the only place I can get away from it all. Besides that it is MY bed and there simply isn't room for anyone besides me and OH because he takes the whole friggin bed up!
No it is not ODD that I don't allow the children in our bedroom. OH smokes in his 'office' off our bedroom and really.... good idea that children think its OK just to walk into parents room? no thanks! what if they saw something?! Lol!


Dear Hair- I have never liked the colour gray. especially when it is on my head. more than a few is too many to call a random silver hair. please fuck off!


OH- please get up off your lazy ass and help with the tea instead of turning the xbox on when you know tea is nearly ready and then complain that you have only just started a race. dont you dare ever say ''im just finishing.....'' infront of DS again or I will ram that box up your ass.

I know how you feel! I got my first gray hair at 18 and now at nearly 21 years old my hair is gleaming with them!

haha i was 21 in nov and my pics from the day are all showing off my grey hairs! there is so many! i had my first grey at 11! tho it was only the 1 and my uncle harshly pulled it out! OUCH! was not expecting it! started getting them regularly at 15 mum was full grey at 19 so i was expecting that lol! Oddly tho since getting pregnant my hair has flourished, even the hairs are grey are growing brown at the roots! it looks very odd lol! obv i just need to be constantly pregnant so i can always have lovely hair lol!!

My birthday is in november too, that's when I'll be 21 =)
But wow grey hair at 11 that's crazy! My oldest brother had nearly a full head of grey at 18, I'm pretty sure it's genetic unfortunately =(

 

[julietz]

I woke up on my 30th with a bunch of them on the left side, i only ever get a huge patch of them there, duno why, but i buy a hair dye and only mix a little so it last me ages, just to cover the patch, one time i was going out and didnt have time to doit, ended up putting mascara in my hair lol it worked

 

[Kalah]

Well here's something I definitely can't say out loud to OH: As you know I am bisexual. But what you don't know is I am becoming more attracted to women and less attracted to men. I'm sorry but I seriously might have to end our marriage just for the sake of being honest with myself. I am not attracted to men. Does that make me a lesbian?

 

[cowboys angel]

Not sure Kalah, just wanted to offer