Things I cannot say out loud....

[tanya]

To oh, I know that you are Aware that I've not Been feeling well for a few days Flynn is having a hard time with colic which means I am having a hard time with colic, I've been with your mother all day, exhausting, and came home with a very overexcited and overtired child, thanks for dissapearing while I bathed him alone, also thanks for not bothering to sterilise the bottles even though I was trying to feed and settle said screaming child, now it's bedtime and the bottles are still sat on the side, I need to take them upstairs so I guess I'm bloody doing them again! Please put down the Fu@king iPad! I've been trying to get the money together to get my hair dyed ever since Flynn was born and I've told you about a hundred times that I need some new clothes, I've not been pregnant for two months it's depressing still wearing maternity clothes! And I don't fit back in my old clothes yet, we can't afford that but you can buy an iPad? I wanted some shower gel from the cash and carry but we couldn't afford it! Probably because the day before you bought an iPad! When do I get to buy myself something nice?
I told you yesterday I need a new dress for your sisters wedding next month and was told to wear something I already had! Tracky bottoms and a baggy tshirt then? Flynn is te ring bearer so I have to carry him up the aisle, I'd rather not look like a bag of shit!

To myself, well done, god knows how you did it but you lost a stone this month! The diet of coffee and cupcakes seems to be working! Or it could be the walking miles to keep the baby happy lol! Either way whoop!!! Still have about 6 stone to go but it's a start!

 

[BabyBoo36]

To SIL - no I'm not bothered that you "forgot" my birthday again. I've been with your brother for 4 years now, and you've never once remembered, so why would I think this year would be any different? It just annoys me that if it was the other way round, I would never hear the end of it. And don't get stroppy when you Skype us at 9pm to discover Pud is in bed. If you can't be bothered Skyping at a decent time, that's your problem. I'm not waking her up for your benefit.

To MIL - I love you dearly, and you are 100,000% better than most of the other in-laws on here, but stop making excuses for your waste of space daughter. It is ok that she "forgets" my birthday because she is in college and therefore "busy", but its not alright for us not to ring her every 5 minutes when we had a newborn who was sick? Hmmm. And please, learn to ring us first to check we are in before coming round! You cannot just turn up, and then get narky because we're not in! And stop getting jealous that I've been chatting to my mum on Skype - she lives 70 miles away, and doesn't get to see Pud as often as you.

To FIL - please stop driving - you scare me!

To Pud - I love you more than life itself. Please be a strong baby on friday when you have your op, Mummy and Daddy will be there for you when you wake up, even if we can't cuddle you straight away.

To OH - I'm sorry but I lied the other day. I wasn't upstairs for an hour trying to get Pud to sleep while your sister was on Skype - Pud went to sleep straight away and I was watching Torchwood with the volume down and the subtitles on, because I hate your sister and didn't want to talk to her. Sorry. Thank you for a lovely birthday yesterday (I can say this, and have, but wanted to finish on a nice note!)

 

[Emmy1987]

To my OH - I can't say this as I don't want to upset you any more than you already are... I'm so sorry that none of your family can 'make it' to your graduation. Your family have never been there for you and now I see that they don't particularly care about your life.

You will always have me and Doo and we can't wait to see you walk the length of the cathedral looking smart in your cap and gown collecting your very well earned degree.

I am so proud of you xx

To all of OH's family - you don't fucking deserve him.

 

[Natsku]

To OH - If you do not show me today that you are willing to work on our relationship and that you are truely sorry for what you did this morning, then by the time you wake up tomorrow me and Maria will be gone.

 

[missVN]

To my OH- Thank you so much for taking note of how upset I was when you ruined my first mothers day. I love the presents and mummy card you got me from LO and even tho the earrings from you haven't arrived yet I love them already

To my LO- Thank you for sleeping in for an extra hour this morning. I know you don't know it's my birthday but it was so nice to not be up at 6am this morning
Please stop growing so fast, the last 8 mths have gone so quickly. I love how you are learning new things all the time but please stay a little baby for a bit longer

To my sister- You seriously need to get a grip of yourself and sort your life out. You're 21 but act like you're 15 You have no job, no qualifications and no desire to achieve anything in your life. How did we end up being so different??
Moving in with a 31 yr old that you've been with for 10 days is a totally stupid idea. And no, being covered in lovebites by a grown man is not normal- just plain bloody wrong

To my mum- I know my sister is 21 and can technically do what she wants but why give her reason to move in with a guy 10 yrs older than her that shes known for 10 days
Also, I know you only visit here to see Ryan but do you have to make it so bloody obvious. I know we aren't very close but it's quite upsetting really that you quite obviously couldn't give two hoots about me

 

[Lettuce]

To OH - If you do not show me today that you are willing to work on our relationship and that you are truely sorry for what you did this morning, then by the time you wake up tomorrow me and Maria will be gone.

Oh Hun, hope you're ok! X

 

[Lettuce]

My final message to psycho girl.... Ha! You guys didn't even cross my mind yesterday, except once, to be glad you weren't there to spoil my day. You don't even exist for me anymore.

To DD, you were amazing yesterday, you valiadate my entire existence.
To DH, you ate what was for dinner for your lunch- I hate you. That beautiful Ragu that i was looking forward to, for 2 people, you ate for lunch. I particularly hate how I discovered this, that I came home to find your lunch dishes lying in the living room... Oh yeah and your breakfast ones. Lazy *******. You need to start tidying up after yourself. I'm aware you work from home and this is sort of your office so housework doesn't get done, but you should at least take dishes through to the kitchen. Oh yeah, and since you ate dinner, you're going outo get some more. Ass.

 

[divadexie]

MIL- she is MY daughter and it is far FAR from your decision how she is fed! I will NOT feed her from my plate. And I WILL follow the dietician's advice to add full fat milk, cheese and butter to her food as she needs to put on weight. She is not small because she is ''from a line of petite people'' (I am sorry but Nana is Fat! and you are annarexic) so don't tell me ''oh no, don't put butter in her food, she doesn't need that'' YES SHE DOES she is on the 0.4th centile FFS
And no she doesn't need a taste of ice cream or chocolate cake. Yes I gave her a couple of DS's crisps to keep her quiet while we ate, and yes I give her crisps with her lunch at home but they are organix crips and she doesn't NEED cake!

Stop hinting that you want us to come over for xmas day. We already said last year after LO was born that we are having our xmasses at home and will visit various people on xmas eve, anyone wants to see the kids they can do the driving as it is OUR xmas and they are OUR children and OH wants to have a drink

NANA- All the hinting and moaning in the world is not going to get you an invite for xmas dinner.
Also stop feeding my kids crap.


Mum- I STILL have TWO kids!!!!!!!! And I have decided that you are not taking DS out on his own unless you take LO out on her own too. Do NOT give me that crap about ''but he needs time out on his own too'' he gets that. We give him that. I make sure I put LO to bed at least half hour before him too so he gets time with us on his own.

Oh and yes, I have RATS, oh no, germs hahahahahahahahahahaha MY house, MY pets. FCK off. I hope you get dog hair on your clothes you really irritate me.



OH I didn't see you since saturday lunch for 5 mins and you get home at tea time tonight and your friend is here by half 8?!?!
Turn the bloody xbox OFF I want to watch hollyoaks later on +1!!!!!



Dog- stop watching the rats its anoying.

 

[Natsku]

To OH - If you do not show me today that you are willing to work on our relationship and that you are truely sorry for what you did this morning, then by the time you wake up tomorrow me and Maria will be gone.

Oh Hun, hope you're ok! X

Not so good he made it pretty clear last night that this won't work and that he doesn't even care about Maria as he kept waking her up with noise all night on purpose just to piss me off. Gonna pack my things now and see if I can find somewhere to stay for a few days til I get sorted.

 

[Lettuce]

What an incredibly stupid and horrible thing to do! good luck! Keep us posted. Xx

 

[tina3747]

DH-Your fucking snoring you idiot.... How can you possibly be awake with me if that's all I hear coming out of you fat gob in the night!!

DS-please stop eating in the night I want to be asleep, I'll be a far nicer mummy if I got more than a couple of hours!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

To OH - If you do not show me today that you are willing to work on our relationship and that you are truely sorry for what you did this morning, then by the time you wake up tomorrow me and Maria will be gone.

Oh Hun, hope you're ok! X

Not so good he made it pretty clear last night that this won't work and that he doesn't even care about Maria as he kept waking her up with noise all night on purpose just to piss me off. Gonna pack my things now and see if I can find somewhere to stay for a few days til I get sorted.

Why would he take out his anger on you on his daughter? That's just unacceptable! You're better off hun!

 

[elephant29]

To OH - If you do not show me today that you are willing to work on our relationship and that you are truely sorry for what you did this morning, then by the time you wake up tomorrow me and Maria will be gone.

Oh Hun, hope you're ok! X

Not so good he made it pretty clear last night that this won't work and that he doesn't even care about Maria as he kept waking her up with noise all night on purpose just to piss me off. Gonna pack my things now and see if I can find somewhere to stay for a few days til I get sorted.

Thats really unfair on both you and Maria. I think you are doing the right thing and I hope your ok.

xxx

 

[Kalah]

To OH - If you do not show me today that you are willing to work on our relationship and that you are truely sorry for what you did this morning, then by the time you wake up tomorrow me and Maria will be gone.

Oh Hun, hope you're ok! X

Not so good he made it pretty clear last night that this won't work and that he doesn't even care about Maria as he kept waking her up with noise all night on purpose just to piss me off. Gonna pack my things now and see if I can find somewhere to stay for a few days til I get sorted.

My OH has done this as well, upsetting Kili to upset me, it really is just such a horrible and cruel thing to do. I'm glad you're leaving him, I can't wait to get back home and be a single mommy

 

[Katt]

Just because you are a doctor, doesn't mean you know everything. (if I said that out loud he wouldn't sign the prescription)

 

[Kalah]

I definitely did just have pizza for breakfast..and Kili got to munch on the crust part cause I hate it and she loves it

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Please get stuffed wonder week 12. I don't like to see my mannie so distressed

 

[Lauki]

MIL - No I don't want you to feed Sophie chips from the chipshop when she's 6 months. I had some myself the other day and I still feel nauseated from how greasy they are. Do you really think a tiny babies stomach can handle that?
I reallly should say this out loud when the time comes near!

 

[Ilikecake]

Dear OH, don't complain that you're tired all the time. You get a full nights sleep 7 days a week and you get a lie in on a Sunday. When I ask you if you wouldn't mind getting up Saturday night with J (he's been getting up for the day between 3&4) don't turn around and say no because "Sunday is your one day off to sleep" Grrr! and also stop refusing to look after him during the day Sunday, i'm sick of hearing "but I have stuff I need to get done"

 

[mummy2lola]

^^couldve wrote that myself xx