Things I cannot say out loud....

I will fight you for her. You get pissed and say mean things to me and I will fucking fight back. I'm calling the cops on you. I am making an incident report. You threatened me with our baby so fuck you I will fight like you didn't know I was capable. BTW I saved your txt about outrunning the cops too. Its all shit that I have against you. I know you're going for sile custodyand I'm going for 50/50 or primary. It makes me look better you fucknut

I'm so sorry you're going through all that, and you are definitely right to file an incident report on anything that happens!
:hugs:
 
Something I REALLY dont want to say out loud - MIL

Thank you for coming round and smelling gas, then ignoring mine and OH and ringing gas man who discovered we had a mahoosive leak!:blush:

Your still a pain 99% of the time!

my MIL always nags on at us to get the gas man in! she always smells gas at our front door, not inside the door but outside! first time i called out the gas man, he said all is fine and the gas i can smell is coming from the neighbours old fashioned heating system being on 24/7 but this is never enough for MIL! she moans everytime she comes around that she can smell gas! mines a pain 99.99999% of the time, that 0.00001% is when she picks OH up for work mon, tue, thur and fri coz it saves us money lol!


Fox that decided to wake me up by playing with bin lids at 4 this morning...F you! i had to then have a wee, stepped on the dogs tail on the way she yelped and woke up DD who was then scared so i had to go comfort her, which then meant she new my mum had left to go back home and she cried for an hour!
Also a massive F you to the birds that decided to sit on our roof and start singing just as i flopped back into bed! there really was no need to do that just to keep me awake!

OH thanks for making a joke about the birds, i was getting a little bit crazy and frustrated over them when i was laying in bed trying to block them out to go to sleep, so when i told you the whole story about the fox on the bin lids and the birds on the roof tweeting, to which he replied, LOL Sittin off on this house roof watchin a fox playing with bin lids, funniest thing ever! #foxesdothefunniestthings
and then saying the birds are more technologically advanced than your nan knowing how to tweet really did make me giggle and calm down a lot which i needed! Thankyou :)
does not make up for you blowing off our first date night in over 3 years tho! my mum was down for 3 nights, you knew i was looking forward to having a date night, i even bought a special maternity dress that does not make me look like a whale! but instead you went the gym one night, came home late from work the next and then went out with your mates on the 3rd... date night out the window! your the 1 who has been asking if we can go out on a date for the past 2 years! but now its tough and you will have to spend the next 3 years asking again and getting a big fat NO as your answer!
and no, i will not be taking back the dress, you say i wont get a chance to get the use out of it, i dont care! i will wear it at the stupid party your making me go to for your nan and grandads 60th anniversary when i will be 39 weeks pregnant!! they were happy to come around in the morning and have tea and cake so why was that not enough! you were still going the evening party at your OCD aunties house, did i really have to get dragged along! i, going to have a great time being uncomfortable with the baby being head down and engaged already and my PGP causing me agony whilst having to keep a close eye on DD as say you will and then dont and probably being made to sit on some maternity mat incase my waters break because your OCD aunt will no doubt expect it to happen there and ruin her carpets. i really hope baby decided to make a slightly early arrival, just so i can stick with the original plans of having them around for tea and cake and so that i dont actually get to wear the dress which will really pee you off because it would of been a waste lol! :D (i could say this out loud, but he wouldnt listen lol!)

To mum, Thankyou for coming down for the few days, it was lovely to have a break from running myself into the ground trying to keep the house tidy, sort out the nursery, look after DD, make all the meals and be pregnant and have PGP making all these things 100 times harder to do! i actually really enjoyed having you here which makes a change and i was actually upset when you left! Thankyou soooo much for taking DD out for the day to let me have a chill day! I had a bath that didnt have toys in or a child hanging over the edge to play with the water! it was amazing! Thanks for passing on your obsession with VW buses with DD, that VW show was the best place to take her wasnt it lol! yes of course you think its cute that now she is refusing to wear anything but her collection of VW t shirts you keep buying her but i dont think it is, i love her frilly dresses too much lol! tho it is sweet that she came home with a mug that had the pic she drew on it for mummy that was her attempt at drawing a VW lol! and her new lil fave words of Rad and cool are sweet too lol!
(cant say that out loud to my mum because we have never been close lol! tho i am going to send her a bunch of flowers, tho the card will read something like to nanny, thankyou for visiting and taking me out lots, i had fun, love you. wont put my name on it because that would be far too awkward next time she comes to visit! anyone else have a relationship like this with their mum? its soo hard sometimes!)

Dear BNBers in the things i cannot say out loud thread, thankyou for making and keeping this thread alive! its great! just what the doctor ordered :) xx
 
To my body - stop feeling like you want to throw up! Just STOP! I'm not going to go make you throw up, mostly because it was a few hours ago that I ate so there is nothing in there to come up. It has been about 3 days now that I've felt like this. I don't know what's going on with me, my belly feels strangely bloated and full and I just want to be sick, but I feel totally normal other than that. Think I might have to see the GP tomorrow..

And don't worry I'm not pregnant, would have to have sex for that! :haha:
 
Dear DH's old coworker: I don't care what you did with your children. I will not be giving my son solids before 17 weeks. I will not put rusks in his bottle to get him to STTN either! Don't tell me that I should go with my instincts in one breath and tell me that I'm listening too much to the experts in another breath! They are experts for a reason! Duhhhhhh! Look at the teeth marks I have on my tongue now from biting it!
 
Dear OH,

THANKS A WHOLE FUCKING LOT FOR TAKING OUR SON TO JAIL BECAUSE YOUR STUPID FUCKING MOTHER WANTS TO SEE YOU AND I'M STUCK AT WORK.

Does she know his name or his birthday yet??? No. CAUSE SHE IS A STUPID BITCH AND DOESN'T CARE!



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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I'm so pissed ladies.
 
My MIL is in jail and OH decided it be a good idea to take Xavier to visit today. Even though he KNOWS I don't like that shit. ESPECIALLY when I'm not there.
 
:dohh: A jail is no place for children, whether they have a relative there or not. My dad is a retired deputy sheriff and he used to work in the jail. I've been on a tour there with my criminology class. I wouldn't want my children seeing me in a place like that :nope:
 
I know. How do you think I feel? I hate that he took Xavier. I agreed one time to go so she can see what he looks like...I went and wouldn't even let her hold him because she is a phycho.

The place itself isn't that bad because even though she is in a federal prison (not jail), its a camp. But still. Not an excuse.

Sucks knowing at this very moment she is probably putting her stupid face in LO's face PRETENDING to be a gma. BITCH. I hope they never let her out. EVER.
 
https://beta2.tbo.com/news/breaking...ds-guilty-to-stealing-400000-from-f-ar-26137/


Needless to say, they both got 3 years. Already got time taken off too. URGH. They are scheduled to be released CHIRSTMAS DAY in 2013. Gonna be the WORST Christmas EVER.
 
https://beta2.tbo.com/news/breaking...ds-guilty-to-stealing-400000-from-f-ar-26137/


Needless to say, they both got 3 years. Already got time taken off too. URGH. They are scheduled to be released CHIRSTMAS DAY in 2013. Gonna be the WORST Christmas EVER.

Omg that poor boy!!

I'm not surprised you wouldn't want anything to do with them, what an awful thing to do!!!! As if he hadn't been through enough already!
 
Yup...these are the monsters I have as INLAWS. Crazy. Funny thing, they kept it so under wraps that OH didn't even know until the FBI called him at 4 in the morning to let him know his parents were in custody.

Yet even though there is massive amounts of proof against them, OH still cares more about his stupid fucking mom then anyone else in the world.

I told OH, if we don't move FAR away from them when they get out, Xavier and I are leaving his ass...and he can hold his parents hands until the end of time for all I care.
 
OHs ex - I dont really care if you are pregnant and i fail to understand why you think OHs family should be excited for you, stop trying to be involved in his family now you havent been with him for nearly 4 years!

Mums friend - how DARE you rey and give me advice on how to raise my son and criticize my parenting, you dont even have custody of your daughter, your mum does you stupid bitch! I dont care if you think he is spoiled because he stops crying when I hold him, he is 3 months old and if thats the case let him be a brat. Its not a bad thing that Im starting to find motherhood easire now either.

to EVERYONE who offers to watch LO for an hour or 2 then phone me the minute he starts crying to come get him because you "cant cope". How nice of you to give me a 10 minute break, you can hand him back anytime but do you ever stop to think I might need a break and how I cope all the time?
Bullshit your babies never did x,y z and Anton does, babies fucking cry so get over it AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!
 

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