Something I REALLY dont want to say out loud - MIL
Thank you for coming round and smelling gas, then ignoring mine and OH and ringing gas man who discovered we had a mahoosive leak!
Your still a pain 99% of the time!
my MIL always nags on at us to get the gas man in! she always smells gas at our front door, not inside the door but outside! first time i called out the gas man, he said all is fine and the gas i can smell is coming from the neighbours old fashioned heating system being on 24/7 but this is never enough for MIL! she moans everytime she comes around that she can smell gas! mines a pain 99.99999% of the time, that 0.00001% is when she picks OH up for work mon, tue, thur and fri coz it saves us money lol!
Fox that decided to wake me up by playing with bin lids at 4 this morning...F you! i had to then have a wee, stepped on the dogs tail on the way she yelped and woke up DD who was then scared so i had to go comfort her, which then meant she new my mum had left to go back home and she cried for an hour!
Also a massive F you to the birds that decided to sit on our roof and start singing just as i flopped back into bed! there really was no need to do that just to keep me awake!
OH thanks for making a joke about the birds, i was getting a little bit crazy and frustrated over them when i was laying in bed trying to block them out to go to sleep, so when i told you the whole story about the fox on the bin lids and the birds on the roof tweeting, to which he replied, LOL Sittin off on this house roof watchin a fox playing with bin lids, funniest thing ever! #foxesdothefunniestthings
and then saying the birds are more technologically advanced than your nan knowing how to tweet really did make me giggle and calm down a lot which i needed! Thankyou
does not make up for you blowing off our first date night in over 3 years tho! my mum was down for 3 nights, you knew i was looking forward to having a date night, i even bought a special maternity dress that does not make me look like a whale! but instead you went the gym one night, came home late from work the next and then went out with your mates on the 3rd... date night out the window! your the 1 who has been asking if we can go out on a date for the past 2 years! but now its tough and you will have to spend the next 3 years asking again and getting a big fat NO as your answer!
and no, i will not be taking back the dress, you say i wont get a chance to get the use out of it, i dont care! i will wear it at the stupid party your making me go to for your nan and grandads 60th anniversary when i will be 39 weeks pregnant!! they were happy to come around in the morning and have tea and cake so why was that not enough! you were still going the evening party at your OCD aunties house, did i really have to get dragged along! i, going to have a great time being uncomfortable with the baby being head down and engaged already and my PGP causing me agony whilst having to keep a close eye on DD as say you will and then dont and probably being made to sit on some maternity mat incase my waters break because your OCD aunt will no doubt expect it to happen there and ruin her carpets. i really hope baby decided to make a slightly early arrival, just so i can stick with the original plans of having them around for tea and cake and so that i dont actually get to wear the dress which will really pee you off because it would of been a waste lol!
(i could say this out loud, but he wouldnt listen lol!)
To mum, Thankyou for coming down for the few days, it was lovely to have a break from running myself into the ground trying to keep the house tidy, sort out the nursery, look after DD, make all the meals and be pregnant and have PGP making all these things 100 times harder to do! i actually really enjoyed having you here which makes a change and i was actually upset when you left! Thankyou soooo much for taking DD out for the day to let me have a chill day! I had a bath that didnt have toys in or a child hanging over the edge to play with the water! it was amazing! Thanks for passing on your obsession with VW buses with DD, that VW show was the best place to take her wasnt it lol! yes of course you think its cute that now she is refusing to wear anything but her collection of VW t shirts you keep buying her but i dont think it is, i love her frilly dresses too much lol! tho it is sweet that she came home with a mug that had the pic she drew on it for mummy that was her attempt at drawing a VW lol! and her new lil fave words of Rad and cool are sweet too lol!
(cant say that out loud to my mum because we have never been close lol! tho i am going to send her a bunch of flowers, tho the card will read something like to nanny, thankyou for visiting and taking me out lots, i had fun, love you. wont put my name on it because that would be far too awkward next time she comes to visit! anyone else have a relationship like this with their mum? its soo hard sometimes!)
Dear BNBers in the things i cannot say out loud thread, thankyou for making and keeping this thread alive! its great! just what the doctor ordered
xx