Things I cannot say out loud....

:cry::cry::cry: Poor kitty. I hope she gets better soon.

Omg! My hormones are getting daft. I actually started to cry reading that :cry:
That's not just hormones, the whole post was sad =(

It was, sad start to the morning. :hugs: to NewMummyx

:cry::cry::cry: Poor kitty. I hope she gets better soon.
Omg! My hormones are getting daft. I actually started to cry reading that :cry:

That's not just hormones, the whole post was sad =(

TY girls, little Trouble as she is aptly named is at the vets on Morphine atm, Im waiting on her x-rays coming back to see how bad the break is, keep your fingers crossed for her!

GOD
why do you hate me so much, what have I done so wrong?! My poor LO is bunged up with the cold and burning up, my brother was stabbed yesterday after the Old Firm game and I couldnt go to hospital to see him as OH was out working and LO is ill and poor little Trouble broke her leg ALL IN ONE DAY. Fuck off and leave me alone, you seem to have a very sick sense of humour with me atm

Oh no! Hope your brother is ok! :( stupid nonsense at the football. Im glad our family are jags fans.
Hope trouble is ok. Xxx
 
To my friends who just visited -

I'm sorry you kept thinking your LO's had pooed. All day. I ate some tuna and it gives me really bad wind :blush: :blush: :haha:

:rofl: hilarious!


Haha, I kept blaming LO saying she was minging ;-)

I had sweetcorn with it and something definately isn't right with my insides!! Poor OH when he gets home, I'll have to blame to dog when LO is in bed!! xx
 
Oh my god stardust! :haha: you seriously made me spit out my juice! :)
Maybe you should avoid those foods in future! :) xx
 
Postman: Why do you have to disappear so quickly with my parcel??!! I hear a quiet knock on the door, start looking for the keys, hear the note get slipped through the letter box, unlock the door and you've disappeared!! I want my cot sheets damnit and I don't want to wait til tomorrow to pick them up from the post office grrr!!
 
^^I HATE this!!!!! Our posties are so so bad for it! I've called and complained before.
 
To Mr Bloom,

I know I'm married with 2 kids, but can I come down to your nursery & you can show me your veg :winkwink:
 
^^I HATE this!!!!! Our posties are so so bad for it! I've called and complained before.

I called and complained about them knocking too loudly before so now they are so quiet half the time I don't hear them so its my own fault really :haha:
 
^My postie knows it takes me forever to answer the door. He knocks my door then takes the neighbours mail then comes back and by that time I've opened the door! xx
 
To Mr Bloom,

I know I'm married with 2 kids, but can I come down to your nursery & you can show me your veg :winkwink:

:haha: The bad side of cbeebies is that you end up fancying any actual real person character! Mr bloom got me over my weird thing for chris of show me show me. But then he took his hat off 1 episode and i was very disappointed, I haven't managed to get a new 1 yet as DD is having a thing for films this month and theres no way i can fancy Mr Frederickson from up! lol! xxx
 
My postie leaves my parcels in the shed :) he doesnt even knock anymore because he knows its going to be a bad time so he jumps the back fence and puts them in the shed for us, and then quietly sticks the note in the door saying its there :) good postie! if its big or heavy he goes and knocks at all the other houses on the estate until he finds someone to leave it with because he knows i cant carry big or heavy parcels :) i love our postie! x
 
dear MIL and SIL... why is it that I have to spend 20 minutes sorting things out around the house after you've spent the day there? You do the weirdest things with my stuff (stuffing a pillow up by the window fan to somehow direct the airflow?!?)
And I'm sorry but it is NOT normal or healthy for a woman in her 40s and a woman in her 60s to go through that much Pepsi in a day!!!! (they each bring a 20oz bottle with them... then go through 9 more Pepsi's throughout the day)
 
To my father's family:

I'm am not able to come and visit whenever you hail for me. I have a young baby to think about and we're broke enough to have to live with my in-laws at the moment. So stop moaning about me never seeing you all...get in your cars and visit ME for the first time in about 3 years!

Dear "Father":

I have nothing but contempt for you. You have 3 children, all with different women and all of which you abandoned! I was only 1 1/2 when you left mum to fend for herself! Then when I'm 18 I finally meet you and your all smiles and rainbows. I then find out you spread all sorts of lies about your past women (including my mum) saying they cheated on you and they never let you see your children after you left! That's absolute crap and you know it!

Another thing. You haven't contacted me since BEFORE your grandson was born! Despite me trying you a couple of times before giving up.

You're most recent abandoned son has started having behavioral problems because you can't stick to a routine and mess him about CONSTANTLY!

And now you're married...AGAIN! And how do I find out? Through an invite to the wedding perhaps? No! I find out through FACEBOOK! Not only that but the pictures clearly show that not only are NONE of your children there and all your nieces and nephews are...but my cousins are all IN your wedding.

But you know what? It's ok! You've now abandoned me twice and that's it! Louis will NEVER know who you are. You will never hold my boy. You will never be part of his life, because I'll be DAMNED if you abandon him too.

After all, you have to be a DAD before you become a grandad.
 
to my biological dad;

the more i think about you the more i care less. This pregnancy has brought home to me exactly how much of a c u next tuesday you are. You were abusive to my mother, you took advantage of her kindness and left her with nothing and to top it off after pushing her to have a baby you didnt actually want me, neither did any of your side of the family.

Youre dirty, you dont look after yourself, youre rude to other people and im thoroughly ashamed to be related to you, youre not my dad, and you never will be. My dad is the man who held my hand, kissed me goodnight, taught me maths, provided more than i could ever wish for and looked after my mother in her times of greatest need, so dont ever ask me to call you dad again because the answer will always be no.

and yes, ive noticed the sarky updates on your status every day for five days now sayign happy birthday to different people all because i never wished you happy birthday... well guess what? i didnt want you to have a happy birthday, id have liked it if you had spent the day crying and pondering the mess youve made- but youre too thick to work it out. Now you know how it felt when i never had a single happy birthday from you (even since we have been in touch!)

So you made your bed and you can lie in it, no amount of fb stalking me is going to change that, and when i wrote that status about childbirth and you wrote very true? .... how the fuck would you know? youve never stuck around long enough to see your kids being born. Just another person who shit on me in my lifetime and i can do without it.
 
To my OH-

I'm sorry that I'm not always in a happy, smiley mood when you get home from work. I sometimes have a bad day too, I know that's hard to comprehend but it is possible to have a bad day when I'm 'sat around at home all day'. Take today for instance-
I didn't get much sleep last night due to worrying and being upset at lo going to the childminder yesterday and it finally hitting home that I'm going back to work in less than two weeks. LO was awake and up before 7am this morning.
I've had to fight him to take a morning sleep and fight him to take an afternoon sleep. He's been grumpy, grizzly and crying most of the afternoon due to teething. Most toys keep him entertained for 15 mins max these days and sometimes he just doesn't want to be out down.
I've given him his tea, entertained him, bathed him and now you've f**ked off to your brother's to watch the football while I gave him his bedtime bottle. I've put him to bed, keeping everything crossed that he will settle so I can make myself some tea and eat it in peace. I've then got to wash and sterilise his bottles, wash the mountain of pots that are in the sink and catch up on the housework I've not done today. Then I will have a shower, dry my hair and crawl into bed and pretend to be asleep when you get home expecting some action :dohh:
 
FOB: Thank you for dragging me to that midnight launch so we didn't get home til 20 to 2. I'm now exhasted. So thanks for putting your game first...no change there then!
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Members online

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
1,650,436
Messages
27,150,814
Members
255,852
Latest member
HGMommaTo2
Back
Top
monitoring_string = "c48fb0faa520c8dfff8c4deab485d3d2"