Things I cannot say out loud....

[MizzDeeDee]

Okay seriously... I AM REALLY FREAKING HORNY!

And slow breathing... In...and out....in...and out..

Ehhhh.... don't you have a dood stashed somewhere?

 

[Natsku]

Lauki - hopefully she'll sleep better in her own room. I'm sure Maria would sleep better in her own room but she doesn't have one

 

[MissFox]

I am mad at you DH. Tomorrow was supposed to be out wedding. One year married and having the big party but its off bc it just couldn't happen. Instead I'm fat and working too much and my baby now says Dada nonstop and hadn't said momma in a week it seems. I miss her. I want to cry and tonight I am genuinely not happy.

 

[Natsku]

MissFox

To my back: Please stop hurting and keeping me awake. I've been up since 7 and Maria is still asleep!

 

[Lettuce]

miss fox.
Hope your back is ok nats!

Me: right you, listen up. So youve got to meet your friend for lunch, and you don't want to. But man up. It's only for a wee while.

 

[Lauki]

Lauki - hopefully she'll sleep better in her own room. I'm sure Maria would sleep better in her own room but she doesn't have one

She woke up every hour between 11 and 3, but I tell you, that is an improvement on normal sleep . I went in with her at 3 and we coslept till 7! I feel like a new person even though I was up 5 times again !

Hope your back is better soon! I hate backpain!

Lettuce - Just have something super nice for lunch, it'll make it all better!

Sophie - No you can't crawl yet, but it's funny when you lift your bum in the air to try but then your head is too heavy to hold up too! Also, trying to blow raspberries is supercute!!

 

[Natsku]

Ah she sounds so cute Lauki! Glad the sleep improved

Maria: please stop pooing every time I put a clean nappy on you.

OH: stop giving Maria tastes of your drinks! Fizzy water - ok not so bad, coffee - thats getting pretty bad, but beer?? Thats crossing the line!

And Maria: stop begging for those tastes!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOb waking me up at 20 past 7 to discuss the baby's fucking name is massivly selfish. I've told you, I'm his mother & I have the only say on it, & he's getting my name! Not yours, not a horrible double barrel...MINE!

Don't like it, don't sign his BC. End of.

Selfish jerk...

 

[trinityschild]

FIL: Stop coming round at 8:00PM, I know you are in the area delivering things but honestly we are trying to get Noah to sleep a bit earlier so your Daughter and I could maybe have a couple of hours to ourselves.

My Mam: Stop asking when we are getting a house with a garden, we just cannot afford it. I wish we could but we just can't at the moment.

DW: I know I have done something to annoy you but I have no idea what it is, I know Noah is not going down with me at the moment but honestly I have not changed anything.

Dad: Phone me/email/text me please, we have just got back to speaking again and I cannot always be the one to make the first move.

MIL: When you phone can you stop asking about Brother/BIL (Depending on who you speak too), he does not live with us he is an adult and as such phone him please (it upsets DW).

Tescos: Why could you not break the street date for Skyrim yesterday, I could have gone and bought it for DW and let her play all night.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Awwww. Miss fox

 

[cowboys angel]

Okay seriously... I AM REALLY FREAKING HORNY!

And slow breathing... In...and out....in...and out..

Ehhhh.... don't you have a dood stashed somewhere?

If I'm right on what dood means, yes

 

[doggy121]

FOb waking me up at 20 past 7 to discuss the baby's fucking name is massivly selfish. I've told you, I'm his mother & I have the only say on it, & he's getting my name! Not yours, not a horrible double barrel...MINE!

Don't like it, don't sign his BC. End of.

Selfish jerk...

or get him to marry you!!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

FOb waking me up at 20 past 7 to discuss the baby's fucking name is massivly selfish. I've told you, I'm his mother & I have the only say on it, & he's getting my name! Not yours, not a horrible double barrel...MINE!

Don't like it, don't sign his BC. End of.

Selfish jerk...

or get him to marry you!!

Oh.No. She doesn't need to marry THAT joker.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

^^Agreed. He's a complete tosser.

 

[StarlitHome]

MIL - never making plans with you again. And thanks ever so for texting at 11:30pm last night. I wasn't, you know, in bed or anything.

 

[keeks1987]

Trinity my dh has been waiting for the game to be delivered from Amazon all day

 

[Lettuce]

DH, you are an arse, and you smell of drink, it's disgusting.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOb waking me up at 20 past 7 to discuss the baby's fucking name is massivly selfish. I've told you, I'm his mother & I have the only say on it, & he's getting my name! Not yours, not a horrible double barrel...MINE!

Don't like it, don't sign his BC. End of.

Selfish jerk...

or get him to marry you!!

Oh.No. She doesn't need to marry THAT joker.

Oh no, not a chance in hell! After a full day of fighting about it, with him telling me he doesn't want to stress me out he's given up about the last name & is trying to convince me to give him a middle name.

Not a chance!

 

[missVN]

To my best friend- I know you don't agree with me going back to work but did I really deserve you ranting at me in front of everyone at your house We couldn't afford for me to be a sahm even if we didn't have sky tv, internet and 3 pets My oh can't do cash in hand work enabling us to claim more tax credits than we are entitled to I actually enjoy my work and am enjoying having some time to be me. Yes in an ideal world I would stay home but its not the end of the world, Ryan is actually enjoying his time with the childminder and gets to do so much more than if I was at home full time. Stop giving me a hard time about it

 

[MizzDeeDee]

To my best friend- I know you don't agree with me going back to work but did I really deserve you ranting at me in front of everyone at your house We couldn't afford for me to be a sahm even if we didn't have sky tv, internet and 3 pets My oh can't do cash in hand work enabling us to claim more tax credits than we are entitled to I actually enjoy my work and am enjoying having some time to be me. Yes in an ideal world I would stay home but its not the end of the world, Ryan is actually enjoying his time with the childminder and gets to do so much more than if I was at home full time. Stop giving me a hard time about it

^^^THAT.. is none of her business, even if she IS your best friend.