Times when you've had to bite your tongue

[pinklightbulb]

Hahaha!

About the name: Not sure. We call it pashing down here but I think the universal term that everyone understands is French kissing

 

[Emerald87]

Eskimo kisses are rubbing noses

 

[robinator]

Hahaha!

About the name: Not sure. We call it pashing down here but I think the universal term that everyone understands is French kissing

It makes my ears bleed when people call it "frenching". ugh

 

[Emerald87]

Lol, you'll have to remind me. Not scrolling back thru a gazillion pages. Or was that for Randianne?

You just seem efficient lol. Cleaning, 100% undivided Lane attention, praying, getting high on benzos... so much in one day!

 

[robinator]

Lol, you'll have to remind me. Not scrolling back thru a gazillion pages. Or was that for Randianne?

You just seem efficient lol. Cleaning, 100% undivided Lane attention, praying, getting high on benzos... so much in one day!

Ahem. You're leaving out a few things, but I'll let it go

 

[Emerald87]

Lol, you'll have to remind me. Not scrolling back thru a gazillion pages. Or was that for Randianne?

You just seem efficient lol. Cleaning, 100% undivided Lane attention, praying, getting high on benzos... so much in one day!

Ahem. You're leaving out a few things, but I'll let it go

Oh! Sorry! BnB'ing, Pooping, play dates and eating cool whip

 

[Emerald87]

Ermahgerd! Wow... just googled cool whip.

G-R-O-S-S
Like someone else said, it's just whipped vegetable oil with some other crap thrown in. Now don't get me wrong, I'm far from eating organic foods and that crap but that list of ingredients doesn't sound the slightest bit appealing lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

 

[Randianne]

Ermahgerd! Wow... just googled cool whip.

G-R-O-S-S
Like someone else said, it's just whipped vegetable oil with some other crap thrown in. Now don't get me wrong, I'm far from eating organic foods and that crap but that list of ingredients doesn't sound the slightest bit appealing lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

It's pretty much a science project. But a delicious one!

 

[Emerald87]

That Quinn story is toooooooooo cute. That girl sure knows what she wants.

No kissing before at least one date. Sheesh, what was that kid thinking?!

 

[Randianne]

Thank you! I feel like I'm a real internet mom now that I've got my own (theoretic) hate thread.

 

[Reidfidleir]

Cool whip is DISGUSTING!!!!!
There.
I said it.
Sorry to all cool whip lovers. It's full of terrible stuff for you and tastes horrible. It's bitter.
Even as a kid I always knew when someone was cutting corners!
Ugh yuck yuck yuck!
Writing this post is making me want to brush my tongue lol.
Anyway. Personal rant over.

 

[Emerald87]

Cool whip is DISGUSTING!!!!!
There.
I said it.
Sorry to all cool whip lovers. It's full of terrible stuff for you and tastes horrible. It's bitter.
Even as a kid I always knew when someone was cutting corners!
Ugh yuck yuck yuck!
Writing this post is making me want to brush my tongue lol.
Anyway. Personal rant over.

LOL you didn't bite your tongue, now, did you? Hahahaha!

 

[BabyBoyLove12]

Lol, little boys kiss Lane all the time. She thinks its great. Crap.

Quinn gives open mouth tongue out kisses. So, you know, if she does let them kiss her I'm sure she'll be very popular.

Eli does this too! But he also likes to bite my lip as well as sticking his tongue in

 

[pinklightbulb]

Now I want my own hate thread... damn it all!

And I don't think we have Cool Whip here....

 

[Emerald87]

Oh loved is the fabled Cool Whip
An artificial, delicious dip
Yet one would admit
That she despised it
Which caused the others to flip!

 

[Stelly]

Pink light bulb I will send you cool whip so you can experience the magic!! :Haha:

 

[Reidfidleir]

Cool whip is DISGUSTING!!!!!
There.
I said it.
Sorry to all cool whip lovers. It's full of terrible stuff for you and tastes horrible. It's bitter.
Even as a kid I always knew when someone was cutting corners!
Ugh yuck yuck yuck!
Writing this post is making me want to brush my tongue lol.
Anyway. Personal rant over.

LOL you didn't bite your tongue, now, did you? Hahahaha!

Hahaha! I broke the rules.
But then again. I guess this thread is letting us vent about the times when we haven't been able to......
That limerick was fab emerald!
I can't write a poem for anything.

 

[socitycourty]

cool whip is so processed i bet it would survive a trip to the UK. then you could put it all over some McDonald's and feed it to your kids!

 

[BabyBoyLove12]

cool whip is so processed i bet it would survive a trip to the UK. then you could put it all over some McDonald's and feed it to your kids!

That would go perfect with a bottle full of soda!

 

[Sapphire83]

He tried to kiss her in a sweet little boy way. I was talking to this poor boy's mother, and we both look over at the kids in time to see her son leaning his head into my LO just as my LO slaps his cheek. It was one of those slow motion 'Nooooo!!!' moments. She hit him so hard that she fell over.

He didn't even cry, but his mom was telling me 'it's fine' with her mouth but 'go to hell' with her expression. I apologized like crazy.

I can just see the thread now. I'm pretty sure it contains at least five curse words. But in a bad mommy moment, I was way proud to see that she can already handle cheeky boys.

Little Madam...

I wonder why it's called French kissing. Why not German Kissing? Eskimo kissing?

... I hear Germans are a cold-hearted, stoic and emotionally unavailable breed.