Times when you've had to bite your tongue

[babydust1990]

I missed out on 6 pages of fun I fell asleep at like 7pm LOL, I blame you girls from last night!

Lol at Quinn bitch slapping a toddler! My LO squealed in my friends newborns face and made her cry tbf though, about 20 minutes after the newborn kicked him in the face

 

[marron]

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[kmbabycrazy]

Randianne that's definitely a story for Quinn's wedding haha.

Well I have had to bite my tongue with my friend pushing her parenting style/ideas on everyone like they're gospel. She constantly posts about how she HAS to change people's mind about doing certain things and how you can't do this and she'll say but it's recommended. I'm like yeah but in this country it's recommended you don't co sleep but you still did. I don't mind that she has a different parebtibg style what she does suits her but it drives me crazy that every time she is on facebook or I see her she tries to ram something new down my throat and try to force it upon everyone. I kibd of stopped biting my tongue this morning though...

 

[Sapphire83]

I missed out on 6 pages of fun I fell asleep at like 7pm LOL, I blame you girls from last night!

Lol at Quinn bitch slapping a toddler! My LO squealed in my friends newborns face and made her cry tbf though, about 20 minutes after the newborn kicked him in the face

Old age or something?

 

[AngelofTroy]

Morning everyone still on holiday, still spending my free time glued to my phone like an antisocial biatch

I got a few more at the wedding yesterday, I bite my tongue when people make stupid comments about my OH having long hair, he looks flipping gorgeous and is not at all feminine or a hippy!

Also at parents leaving their toddlers with the hired nannies for the whole reception and ignoring them when they would rather play with their parents. I get that the bride and groom might need a bit of help with their 2 kids, but there's no excuse for other parents to dump their kids on the nannies just so they can drink and ignore them! I was playing in the sand (beach wedding) with Micah and a toddler was playing next to us really happily building sandcastles and helping Micah pat the sand down, so sweet! Then this woman (presumably his mum) in her super high heels came over and shouted at him to get back to the nanny. Poor boy looked at me and I couldn't exactly do anything, he tried to get her to play but she just kept telling him off and refusing to join in or get at all sandy. Saw him later at the kids table with a nanny looking bored

 

[Sapphire83]

Aw, that boor boy...

 

[babydust1990]

I missed out on 6 pages of fun I fell asleep at like 7pm LOL, I blame you girls from last night!

Lol at Quinn bitch slapping a toddler! My LO squealed in my friends newborns face and made her cry tbf though, about 20 minutes after the newborn kicked him in the face

Old age or something?

Hitting the big 2-3 has clearly took its toll

 

[pinklightbulb]

Pink light bulb I will send you cool whip so you can experience the magic!! :Haha:

I hear about it on here but I've never seen OR tasted it

 

[Sprite2011]

Thank you ladies for giving me something hilarious to read when feeding overnight! Finally I have something to add!! I wad very good yesterday when a toddler was poking my sleeping baby in the face while I waiting for a cashier to get, free toddlers mummy... no, don't do that evie never wake a sleeping baby!... Evie continues to poke my little ones face I smile (grimace) while thinking wtf my daughter has been yelling for 2 hours she is finally asleep get your arse over and remove her hand before I do! But no I smiled sweetly mouthed its ok then ran out of the shop legging it round the next shop when I saw her again!!

 

[rocknrolla]

Can I point out we put a lock on our bedroom doors....but for a legit reason! We have (or used to have) students stay with us and for their privacy and ours, as well as to stop them going into our bedrooms when we were working, we put locks on the doors. They are still on there as we don't see the need to remove them especially as we are potentially having students again in the summer.

I hope when we sell the house potential buyers won't think we are weirdo's locking up their children!

Were the locks on the inside or outside? The lock that I was talking about can only be locked from the outside! There isn't even a way to lock it from the inside!

Either way, I'm sure there was a better reason than the ones my mind makes up... I need to look at the bright side; I'm so negative

Wow i know im jumping in really late here, busy with a non-sleeping baby and all...!

Just wanted to add that we had locks on outside of bedroom doors growing up, my mum put them there as we had a ridiculous dog who could open doors and would proceed to eat stuff/ rip up carpets. So when we went out we used to lock our rooms from the outside as we couldn't just lock her in the kitchen, she could escape!

Sayin that though, it was great for my 2 older brothers who thought it was funny to lock me and my sister in. So looking back, pretty dangerous just for dog-control.

Ooh might as well add my tongue biting of late...
Getting called up mega early asking if theres a chance i could work today (there never is) as the temp girl had been up all night being sick. SHE'D been up all night!? I almost phone-ranted to my boss abt my endless sleepless nights up with a screaming baby. But thought id just go with 'no, sorry...'

 

[amotherslove]

this one time. my friend was discussing her sorority with a group of us (one of them was one of her sorority sisters) and i made some quick comment that i "wouldnt have time for a sorority". she goes "oh we hate that excuse" (as if i need an excuse to not join a sorority??? i dont have an issue with them.. i just.. dont care.. or have the time) she goes "we have people getting their honors and masters degrees and they have time" yeah.. uhm.. thats called good time management.. because a thesis paper doesnt cry all night.

so i just politely reminded her that i have a kid to attend to and DONT HAVE TIME. and she goes "one of our sisters has TWO kids!"

1. what are their ages? mine is an infant. an infant who requires me to be SOBER and PRESENT to feed her at a whim. older kids MIGHT, depending on the child, have other things theyre doing with friends and their relatives.
2. is she a single parent? (answer: no) because i AM, and even if i werent, and even when my mom will babysit.. my daughter misses me and cries the whole time.. not worth it.
3. if you love your sorority, GREAT! but every second i spend drinking, bar hopping, socializing with people is a second i have taken out of my childs basket and into something that is honestly meaningless to me.. i would consider it to be bad parenting to leave my child hungry, upset and with her grandmother for something as frivilous as a sorority. i'm also in school fulltime as well.. i have spaced my classes so that i'm never gone more than 3 hrs (the max she can go between feedings just about, though i leave frozen EBM) just because someone has time for school+friends or kids+friends or kids+school+frends doesnt mean that i PERSONALLY do. babies arent standardized, my child requires more than her's do (obviously.. unless she neglects them which i highly doubt).

RANTEND/

sorry.. i needed to say that. omg.
it drives me crazy everytime i think of it because i didnt want to argue at a restaurant with friends.. but she's SOOOOOO delusional. and wants kids! i know she'll learn, but i feel so bad for her percieved idea of how she's going to keep her social life. lol.

 

[robinator]

Lol, you'll have to remind me. Not scrolling back thru a gazillion pages. Or was that for Randianne?

You just seem efficient lol. Cleaning, 100% undivided Lane attention, praying, getting high on benzos... so much in one day!

Ahem. You're leaving out a few things, but I'll let it go

Oh! Sorry! BnB'ing, Pooping, play dates and eating cool whip

Ha! that's more like it!

 

[robinator]

Ermahgerd! Wow... just googled cool whip.

G-R-O-S-S
Like someone else said, it's just whipped vegetable oil with some other crap thrown in. Now don't get me wrong, I'm far from eating organic foods and that crap but that list of ingredients doesn't sound the slightest bit appealing lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

I'll take Cool Whip over Vegemite any day, Australia.

 

[robinator]

this one time. my friend was discussing her sorority with a group of us (one of them was one of her sorority sisters) and i made some quick comment that i "wouldnt have time for a sorority". she goes "oh we hate that excuse" (as if i need an excuse to not join a sorority??? i dont have an issue with them.. i just.. dont care.. or have the time) she goes "we have people getting their honors and masters degrees and they have time" yeah.. uhm.. thats called good time management.. because a thesis paper doesnt cry all night.

so i just politely reminded her that i have a kid to attend to and DONT HAVE TIME. and she goes "one of our sisters has TWO kids!"

1. what are their ages? mine is an infant. an infant who requires me to be SOBER and PRESENT to feed her at a whim. older kids MIGHT, depending on the child, have other things theyre doing with friends and their relatives.
2. is she a single parent? (answer: no) because i AM, and even if i werent, and even when my mom will babysit.. my daughter misses me and cries the whole time.. not worth it.
3. if you love your sorority, GREAT! but every second i spend drinking, bar hopping, socializing with people is a second i have taken out of my childs basket and into something that is honestly meaningless to me.. i would consider it to be bad parenting to leave my child hungry, upset and with her grandmother for something as frivilous as a sorority. i'm also in school fulltime as well.. i have spaced my classes so that i'm never gone more than 3 hrs (the max she can go between feedings just about, though i leave frozen EBM) just because someone has time for school+friends or kids+friends or kids+school+frends doesnt mean that i PERSONALLY do. babies arent standardized, my child requires more than her's do (obviously.. unless she neglects them which i highly doubt).

RANTEND/

sorry.. i needed to say that. omg.
it drives me crazy everytime i think of it because i didnt want to argue at a restaurant with friends.. but she's SOOOOOO delusional. and wants kids! i know she'll learn, but i feel so bad for her percieved idea of how she's going to keep her social life. lol.

Delta Delta Delta, can I helpya, helpya, helpya?


No?
Dating myself?

 

[babydust1990]

Nice to see you back online Robinator, got your house sparkling already

 

[robinator]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHelSmlzYeg

About 50 seconds in.......

 

[robinator]

Nice to see you back online Robinator, got your house sparkling already

Missed you yesterday! When I had time to get online between trips to the park, weeding, cooking wholesome meals, taking a crap. Y'know, the usual.

 

[babydust1990]

Nice to see you back online Robinator, got your house sparkling already

Missed you yesterday! When I had time to get online between trips to the park, weeding, cooking wholesome meals, taking a crap. Y'know, the usual.

I was wiped out yesterday lol! Slept for 11 hours straight All this birthday-ing got the better of me. I'm back to lazily b&bing now, I won't leave you again, I promise

 

[robinator]

I do have to go to church later this morning, but will do my damndest to get back to bnb asap.

Is it wrong to cuss and use the word "church" in the same sentence?

 

[robinator]

Nice to see you back online Robinator, got your house sparkling already

I have managed to dust the downstairs already......