Times when you've had to bite your tongue

[babydust1990]

Hark! Babydust got bladdered the other night, her ahs is badly. Cleaning an ahs is Bobby's Job; you can borrer me broom, me duck! No excuse for being daddied ower and sprawled out on the dogshelf. Be sed!

Such a shonsher, I know....

Much berrer

 

[robinator]

Ah, you people make me laugh!

 

[Emerald87]

Ermahgerd! Wow... just googled cool whip.

G-R-O-S-S
Like someone else said, it's just whipped vegetable oil with some other crap thrown in. Now don't get me wrong, I'm far from eating organic foods and that crap but that list of ingredients doesn't sound the slightest bit appealing lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

I'll take Cool Whip over Vegemite any day, Australia.

I posted Vegemite to a US friend of mine hahahaha. In fact, I sent a whole Aussie care back. She loves Tim Tams.

 

[robinator]

Hark! Babydust got bladdered the other night, her ahs is badly. Cleaning an ahs is Bobby's Job; you can borrer me broom, me duck! No excuse for being daddied ower and sprawled out on the dogshelf. Be sed!

Such a shonsher, I know....

Much berrer

Ta muchly.

 

[robinator]

Ermahgerd! Wow... just googled cool whip.

G-R-O-S-S
Like someone else said, it's just whipped vegetable oil with some other crap thrown in. Now don't get me wrong, I'm far from eating organic foods and that crap but that list of ingredients doesn't sound the slightest bit appealing lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

I'll take Cool Whip over Vegemite any day, Australia.

I posted Vegemite to a US friend of mine hahahaha. In fact, I sent a whole Aussie care back. She loves Tim Tams.

Big fan of Violet Crumbles, myself.

 

[babydust1990]

Ermahgerd! Wow... just googled cool whip.

G-R-O-S-S
Like someone else said, it's just whipped vegetable oil with some other crap thrown in. Now don't get me wrong, I'm far from eating organic foods and that crap but that list of ingredients doesn't sound the slightest bit appealing lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

I'll take Cool Whip over Vegemite any day, Australia.

I posted Vegemite to a US friend of mine hahahaha. In fact, I sent a whole Aussie care back. She loves Tim Tams.

My OH is Australian, vegemite is AMAZING!

 

[Emerald87]

Ermahgerd! Wow... just googled cool whip.

G-R-O-S-S
Like someone else said, it's just whipped vegetable oil with some other crap thrown in. Now don't get me wrong, I'm far from eating organic foods and that crap but that list of ingredients doesn't sound the slightest bit appealing lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

I'll take Cool Whip over Vegemite any day, Australia.

I posted Vegemite to a US friend of mine hahahaha. In fact, I sent a whole Aussie care back. She loves Tim Tams.

My OH is Australian, vegemite is AMAZING!

Ohhhhhhhh I heart you Vegemite is GREAT (in the right amounts and the correct amount of accompanying butter)

 

[robinator]

Anyone ever had spotted dick?

 

[Emerald87]

Ermahgerd! Wow... just googled cool whip.

G-R-O-S-S
Like someone else said, it's just whipped vegetable oil with some other crap thrown in. Now don't get me wrong, I'm far from eating organic foods and that crap but that list of ingredients doesn't sound the slightest bit appealing lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

I'll take Cool Whip over Vegemite any day, Australia.

I posted Vegemite to a US friend of mine hahahaha. In fact, I sent a whole Aussie care back. She loves Tim Tams.

Big fan of Violet Crumbles, myself.

Good choice. Now to go church. I'm off to bed!

 

[Emerald87]

Anyone ever had spotted dick?

Nope, but it'd be yum. I love custard.

 

[babydust1990]

Now that I thonk about it, wonder what kind of accent my poor childs gonna have A mixture of Derbyshire/leicestershire and Australian!

 

[Stelly]

Hark! Babydust got bladdered the other night, her ahs is badly. Cleaning an ahs is Bobby's Job; you can borrer me broom, me duck! No excuse for being daddied ower and sprawled out on the dogshelf. Be sed!

Such a shonsher, I know....

Can someone translate this ? Lol is American words as confusing vice versa for UK folks? cause I honestly have no clue what that above story means... If it means anything at all

 

[robinator]

Ermahgerd! Wow... just googled cool whip.

G-R-O-S-S
Like someone else said, it's just whipped vegetable oil with some other crap thrown in. Now don't get me wrong, I'm far from eating organic foods and that crap but that list of ingredients doesn't sound the slightest bit appealing lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

I'll take Cool Whip over Vegemite any day, Australia.

I posted Vegemite to a US friend of mine hahahaha. In fact, I sent a whole Aussie care back. She loves Tim Tams.

Big fan of Violet Crumbles, myself.

Good choice. Now to go church. I'm off to bed!

It's only 0600! G'night!

 

[babydust1990]

Anyone ever had spotted dick?

Its a regular pudding for the kids in our house! And bread and butter pudding. Yum!

 

[robinator]

Hark! Babydust got bladdered the other night, her ahs is badly. Cleaning an ahs is Bobby's Job; you can borrer me broom, me duck! No excuse for being daddied ower and sprawled out on the dogshelf. Be sed!

Such a shonsher, I know....

Can someone translate this ? Lol is American words as confusing vice versa for UK folks? cause I honestly have no clue what that above story means... If it means anything at all

Ahem, *clears throat*

Listen! Babydust got trashed the other night and her house is a mess. Cleaning house is easy as hell, and you can borrow my broom! No excuse for being tired and laying down on the floor. Enough!

I'm such a show off, I know....

 

[babydust1990]

I might record my Dad talking and post it on here for you Americans to decipher

 

[robinator]

Anyone ever had spotted dick?

Its a regular pudding for the kids in our house! And bread and butter pudding. Yum!

It's sold at World Market and I'm too scared to try it. I love clotted cream, though! By the sound of it I thought it would have the consistency of cottage cheese, so I was pleasantly surprised. Even though I like cottage cheese.

 

[robinator]

I might record my Dad talking and post it on here for you Americans to decipher

Do I have to get drunk first? Would that help? I could take Ambien, I guess. Sort of the same buzz.

 

[babydust1990]

Try it, its just sponge with fruit in it. Clotted cream is lovely!

Being drunk would probably help

 

[Stelly]

Most of our local stores sell spotted dick on a can... It didn't seem very appetizing- may have to put my big girl panties and give it a try