We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[jkb11]

OH twinkie.... about your comment on how when not trying people can get knocked up no problem and us we try, try,and try again. and again and again. LOL! Well a friend of mine told me I need to get my momma to tell me NOT to get pregnant or get BEHIND on my bills. She said it worked for her every time My mom wants another grandbaby too bad so that one won't happen so shopping spree it is. haha...

 

[jessy1101]

Oufff thank the sweet baby jesus Jbk11 i'll try to remember to not mix up the thermometres for my mouth and vadge..verry umpleasant suprise if i do LOL.

I think i might have inhaled a few too many opks cuz the stuff that i write...dangggggg teeeheee.

I'm very much looking forward to tomorrow's topics my god can i start writting now?? Jbk11 feel free to join in on our crazyness at anytime

 

[Twinkie210]

LOL I always laugh when people call me 'collie' I know its my username but it feels weird haha maybe i'm just weird! My name is Amanda :wave:

And I am guessing Twinkies real name is not Twinkie

LOL! Nope my name is not Twinkie (although that brings up another possible topic, what not to name the babies we are trying so hard to make!) My name is Stacie, Twinkie was a nickname from when I was little. I have a twin sister and my uncle called us the "Twinkies".

But you know Gweneth did name her daughter Apple, so maybe Twinkie wouldn't be so bad... Or not.

 

[Twinkie210]

OH twinkie.... about your comment on how when not trying people can get knocked up no problem and us we try, try,and try again. and again and again. LOL! Well a friend of mine told me I need to get my momma to tell me NOT to get pregnant or get BEHIND on my bills. She said it worked for her every time My mom wants another grandbaby too bad so that one won't happen so shopping spree it is. haha...

My mom used to say all the time that my son was the only Grandchild she needed, but that never worked to get me knocked up! But since she was buying baby clothes yesterday because, "One day she will have more grandkids", I am thinking she is not going to tell me not to get Prego.

I guess shopping it is!

 

[horseypants]

not sure when i'll o - my cycle is completely weird after a chemical pregnancy last time around... but i'm in!

 

[GuessWho]

Im Joining Thisssss I Wish I Could Go Into My Other Halfs Body And Make Him Make Me Pregnant! Or Maybe If I Was Him For A Day Haha x

 

[Twinkie210]

not sure when i'll o - my cycle is completely weird after a chemical pregnancy last time around... but i'm in!

Welcome!

 

[Twinkie210]

Im Joining Thisssss I Wish I Could Go Into My Other Halfs Body And Make Him Make Me Pregnant! Or Maybe If I Was Him For A Day Haha x

I hear ya! If they were the ones that had to pee on OPKs, check for EWCM, and take their temp every morning, I am sure they would be more cooperative! DH is always like "Do we HAVE to do it again?" Seriously!

 

[jessy1101]

First off i'd like to welcome the newbies (or better yet fresh meat) to Pupo may you now become corrupt with our hilarity LOL.

Guesswho i've honestly wondered for some time how it would be like if i was in my DH's body for just one day. I've been facsinated by the wonderfull world of the male penis. What does peeing standing up feel like? Will i have the intense urge to LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP AFTER I AM FINISHED? How does it actualy feel to put my beef in the taco (food methaphors in a sexual way are always the best huh?)

Twinkie/Stacie u do realise that there is no way on god's green earth that a man would be able to do all of that right? Shit they still get the deer caught in headlights look when u ask them to buy tampons. See my guy will go and get they for me but will ALWAYS call me when he's in the aisle and is like but there are sooooo many 'SOB' how do u find yours?? I'm lost..and frigthened can u hold me when i get home?(ok so i over embelished...he usualy sobs a bit longer before telling me he's lost LOLOLOLOLOL)

He see's my on this forum sometimes and is like what the hell kind of word id EWCM? He actualy tries to pronounce it like that ewwwccccmmmmmm i'm like it's the newest kind of tampons out but i dunno which aisle they are in can u go ask the pharmacist about that exact brand? Cue deer in lights stair and slight sobbbing teeeheeeeee

 

[jessy1101]

Now that i have responded to what u pupos wrote and welcomed the newbies time to get to the real goodness. I would actualy like to start the ball rolling on what i DONT think u should use to try and get ur man in da mood. (If anybody uses what i am about to comment on in there every day lives....then u guys are just sick perverts LOL i kid i kid)

First up on the chopping block wearing edible undies all day to 'suprise him' if you get home after he does. I do not in any way shape or form believe that having a candy cane/jelloish piece of disgusting fake panty material soaking in my juicys (ok it's not necessarily faucet juicy during the day or any kind of sick thinggy like that...but there sometimes is some small leakage...so sue me).

Second believing that all men want to own up to their gspot and waiting for him while wearing a plastic penis...i'm not too sure i could actualy greet him in a sexy maner and be like sooo baby u want me to tickle ur fanny? Ya huh...no...i just gagged a little while saying that out loud.

Lastly (i could keep going on but i'll let u guys add some goodies too) deciding to try and seduce ur hubby while making a home movie at the same time....by skipping threw the whole camcorder deal and going straight to webcam while being live in front of your friends, family and coworkers might not be such a good idea...my mother might of changed my diapers for years but i dunno if she wants to now see my HOOHAH on the big screen u know? Ditto for my friends and coworkers...except the perverted ones...which dont count...because they are perverted hello!!??!!

 

[Twinkie210]

First off i'd like to welcome the newbies (or better yet fresh meat) to Pupo may you now become corrupt with our hilarity LOL.

Guesswho i've honestly wondered for some time how it would be like if i was in my DH's body for just one day. I've been facsinated by the wonderfull world of the male penis. What does peeing standing up feel like? Will i have the intense urge to LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP AFTER I AM FINISHED? How does it actualy feel to put my beef in the taco (food methaphors in a sexual way are always the best huh?)

Twinkie/Stacie u do realise that there is no way on god's green earth that a man would be able to do all of that right? Shit they still get the deer caught in headlights look when u ask them to buy tampons. See my guy will go and get they for me but will ALWAYS call me when he's in the aisle and is like but there are sooooo many 'SOB' how do u find yours?? I'm lost..and frigthened can u hold me when i get home?(ok so i over embelished...he usualy sobs a bit longer before telling me he's lost LOLOLOLOLOL)

He see's my on this forum sometimes and is like what the hell kind of word id EWCM? He actualy tries to pronounce it like that ewwwccccmmmmmm i'm like it's the newest kind of tampons out but i dunno which aisle they are in can u go ask the pharmacist about that exact brand? Cue deer in lights stair and slight sobbbing teeeheeeeee

OMG I have got to quit reading this thread at work! I am going to get fired! DH will go buy tampons for me too, but he tries his best to get out of it. I have to tell him the exact brand name and type or show him the box! He won't even buy condoms at the store (he orders them online) so I can only imagine his face when he buys the tampons. Maybe we should do an experiment and see if we can get DH's to buy HPTs for us too. I'm not sure mine would...

I always close this site when he is in the room, because I don't want him reading over my shoulder. There are some things that he just doens't need to know!

 

[Twinkie210]

LOL! I don't know about turning my DH on, but someone bought DH a few thongs at my bachlerette party and I know that is one thing to see a sexy male model in a banana hammock and be turned on, but there are some things better left to the professionals! DH was nice enough to model for me one night and it took all my strength not to burst out laughing! They definately look better on girls than guys!

 

[NewbieLisette]

Hey guys!

First off let me thank you for the first real laughter I've had since my MMC last week!

My name is Lisette & I would love to join you guys. I think we'll just not try but not prevent this cycle once I stop bleeding and then wait for AF to get back to FF with temping atleast.

Thanks again for the smiles

 

[Twinkie210]

Hey guys!

First off let me thank you for the first real laughter I've had since my MMC last week!

My name is Lisette & I would love to join you guys. I think we'll just not try but not prevent this cycle once I stop bleeding and then wait for AF to get back to FF with temping atleast.

Thanks again for the smiles

Welcome Lisette... sorry for your loss. This thread is a lot of fun!

 

[jkb11]

welcome newbies! So to add to jessy's what not to do.... when the sex became more of a job for us we resorted to the ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS GAME to see who would end up on top. Let me just warn you those don't end up being the most "fulfilling" nights.LOL!!!

 

[jkb11]

Hey guys!

First off let me thank you for the first real laughter I've had since my MMC last week!

My name is Lisette & I would love to join you guys. I think we'll just not try but not prevent this cycle once I stop bleeding and then wait for AF to get back to FF with temping atleast.

Thanks again for the smiles

Lisette you and I are on about the same timing I just stopped bleeding a few days ago. Sorry for your loss. This is not what we've dreamed about huh?

 

[jessy1101]

Twinkie/stacie wow he was pretending to have a mangina in that thong huh? Sounds..ummmm...sexy? Maybe not wow that makes me ohh so hot sexy but a..ya i dont know what kind of sexy LOL please describe color size and snugness of the ballsack plz i need a visual.

Lisette in a way it sucks that ur on the TTC after a loss but uve found this thread which has the most pupolicious hotties so s all good. Happy to bring u some lolz plz keep following it has only just begun dumm dum dummmmmm

JBK11 ok sometimes i tell my DH baby tonight u get to decide everything where do u want me...well damnit im sick if ending up with something in my ass so not even gonna play rock paper scissors and loose all the time ( why r men fascinated with booty play?? It s like ooohhh they do it in porn so whats the biggy?? Ohhhhh sooooo wrong on so many levels grrr)

Speaking of booty play that brings me to today s official topic of what can garantee me some BD play well if i manualy put something up in that discreetly and get redressed for him to discover later (fyi sometimes it can take a damn long time to b noticed so ya b prepared for that set back). But when he does find it? He looks at me with a harrison ford shit eating grin and is like baby im so hard for u right now! Booooo ya!!

 

[Twinkie210]

LOL, I have two ways to guarantee that I get some...

1. Flat Iron my hair. I know I'm thinking on some secretly my man is definately a blip on the gaydar! But he loves it when I flat iron my hair (it is naturally curly and when I say curly I mean like 80's giant hair curly!) I sometimes wonder why he married me if straight hair turns him on???...

2. Probably tmi, but he loves a well "manicured yard" if you get my drift. I'm not against a little personal grooming now and then, but seriously, I have an 8 year old and a full time job. I barely have time to make sure my legs and pits are in a presentable state, taming the forest on my lady parts does not always fit in the schedule! I actually had to use this one to get DH to BD on O day!

 

[jessy1101]

Twinks do u seriously think after everything u read on here that there is such a thing as tmi on this thread? I dont it s the taboo subjects that are the most hilarious!

As for the landscaping i actualy think most mem like that? (thoughts from everyone??) if i want to go all out and am in the threat giving mood i do a landing strip. It s actualy freakin hard to do without slicing ur self. I tried doing a brazillan wax ONCE and trust me aint no hot wax ever going there again. I managed to tought out 3 small strips and was crying like a baby. I was so swollen i had trouble sitting down or wiping after a pee...

U know what i dont get? Vazzaling! Blinging out urvajayjay i mean why? No seriously WHY?!?!?

Hey fresh meat people Twinks and I would love u guys to give us tomorrow hot topic give us something good pupos!

 

[NewbieLisette]

Thanks for being so welcoming ladies! I'm really happy to have found ya'll

jkb11 - you said it soo well girl! Not the stuff our dreams were made of as little girls but hey here we are right! Making the best of this crummy situation

Jessy & Twinkie you girls crack me up!!! No preassure for a hot topic hun

Well I don't know if this is what you girls had in mind but personally I would love to know what kinda stuff you find helps you feel better about your bodies and ready to get back on the horse

Not feeling too sexy these days and my tummy is still hard and feels PG which makes me wanna and put on big sweatpants!