We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[jessy1101]

Jkb11 i am so sorry for your loss sweety. Trust me if you want a feel good hilarious thread with the coolest chicks on here that i know then you have definetly come to the right place. My motto is that the situation we are livin sucks so why not try and have some fun with all the wonderfull things are dear uterus and ovaries put us threw every month right?

Twinkie just think of the fact that u will be pregnant very soon and with this comes 9 wonderfull months of being nausous, heavy, boobies leaking, hormone shifts non stop and well let's face it (we will all go threw this) getting uber bitch fests. Now compared to all of that what's 1 more ohh so painfull night for the DH of having kinky sex gonna really do to him no??....NO??????? EXACTLY! U get ur freak on hunny

Collie i love that we have met cuz seriously u are the best!! I only used 3 opks to check if my cycle is on track but no temperature usage..i dunno i'm scared to do that and worry too much u know? I've managed to pull out some hot lil something somethings to wear to bed every night so DH has no clue what's REALLY going on teeeeheeeeee as if it's killing him uh huh..

 

[jessy1101]

Ok so i've been thinking about how to make the dreaded 2WW (or which ever day ur at during the 2WW) a bit less agonizing and TADA i figure we could do a topic of the day and get some serious LOLZ on.

Today's topic is O time. How do u feel when u know it's officialy or somewhat officialy here? Stressed? Estatic? Nervous as hell to catch an eggy?

U know what get's to me? EWCM! Seriously i am so suprised with myself that i am over the moon when i see vajayjay mucus sludge on my toilet paper. I never in my wildest dreams figured that I would almost scream my head off with glee knowing that i had egg white stuffy leaking outta me....imagine that eh? When i think of O time i associate it with that. When i eat eggs in the morning i look at them and i'm like would my body produce something THE EXACT same color as what i'm eatin right now...tasty...NOT!!

 

[jkb11]

Thanks twinkie Your encouragement is so appreciated.fx'd!!!

 

[jkb11]

Jessy you crack me up! Thanks for the laughs!The few times it has happened for me over the past year and a half I just feel so much relief. finally a night I can without staying up all night on my smart phone looking to make sure I haven't forgotten or over looked a sign or symptom of the big O.

 

[Twinkie210]

The big O=relief! No longer begging, pleading, seducing, or bargaining for sex (yes I did say bargaining- apparently 1 night of monday night football and beer is worth 1 night of BDing if you didn't know!). I just wish I knew exactly when the O date was! Ugh, it is so stressful going over every single symptom trying to figure out if I have managed to squeezing enough BD to give me some hope!

EWCM! Love it! In fact I am somewhat of a obsessive CM checker. If I see a hint of it on the TP, then I am digging for treasure! I am always afraid I won't notice it and miss a fertile day!

My real obsession is OPKs! I use 3 a day sometimes! This is only my second month using them, but I don't know if I could go without. Now that I have bought some digital ones, I am hooked! The last night was euphoric! I cam running out of the bathroom waving it at DH, yelling "Look, Look, we are making a baby tonight!" He was like "What the hell is that?" (OK I probably should have explained OPKs to him before I got so excited) He never even saw the because I was too busy waving it around!

 

[collie_crazy]

Temping is driving me crazy! I really think that since I got a + on a digital OPK that I will O this time, but I just wish I knew if the past 3 days was enough! I always have really sore BBs after O so I keep sitting here wishing my BBs would hurt so I can at least know that I O'd! I might try doing all the work tonight! I don't really like to "be on top" when we TTC, because I feel like everything runs right out, but if that is my only option I will take it If I could guarantee to DH that if we BD tonight we would get a + hpt in 2 weeks, I would probably sway him, but it sucks knowing that even though we are doing it like rabbits, AF still may show up!

At wishing your bbs would hurt! Well you know you could be on top and then when he starts making faces / noises / shudders that the good stuff is about to come then quick change roll him!

I know what you mean about all the work and not knowing if its worked or not though! Why is it that people who dont want to get pregnant have 'oopsies' when they have sex ONE time with no contraception and yet when it comes to actually trying we're peeing on a million sticks a day - sticking thermometers up our lady bits, peering at CM, taking all kinds of daily vitamins, oogling at little charts on fertility friend, BDing like porn stars, sticking our legs in the air and not moving for an hour after sex etc etc etc!

This is really only my 2nd month TTC. The first month we tried we fell pregnant straight away with my daughter who we lost at 17 weeks I am hoping and praying that we fall straight away again. I've never had to experience a BFN after all this trying and planning so I think my heart might break if I do.

I bet people are reading this thread thinking What the Hell!?

 

[collie_crazy]

Oh forgot to say I am totally obsessed with POAS too Twinkie! Especially OPKs! And I get you with the digi - when I got my smiley the other day I actually danced down the stairs so I could grab my camera to take a picture whilst screaming 'Yesssss' I was sad that the only lasted a few minutes before it turned itself off!

 

[Twinkie210]

Oh forgot to say I am totally obsessed with POAS too Twinkie! Especially OPKs! And I get you with the digi - when I got my smiley the other day I actually danced down the stairs so I could grab my camera to take a picture whilst screaming 'Yesssss' I was sad that the only lasted a few minutes before it turned itself off!

LOL, I tried to take a pic of mine too, but it disappeared before I could I hope you get pregnant the first month this time too! I would get so mad at DH when I would get a BFN, because I felt like it was his fault because he never was "in the mood" to BD. But I know that if we get one this month it just wasn't meant to be, because we have done everything humanly possible to make a baby this time around!

It is one of those mysteries of life why women not trying to get pregnant can just look a a guy and get knocked up and us trying for one have to struggle for months! DS was a "surprise" baby and I always feel so guilty that I got to keep him, but lost the baby we tried for months for. Like it was fate evening the score you know? But I know that it isn't true, it is just hard to accept you know?

Anyway- enough of that! I am thinking I am going to put on something sexy and jump DH before he knows what hit him (or at least before he has time to object!)

 

[jessy1101]

Collie holy crap we're supose to put the thermometre in our freakin pink taco??????????? Shit guess i was gonna do it wrong then...i'm not too sure if i feel comfy doing that..what happens if i'm in a hurry and u know accidentaly forget to whippe it...and put it back in the drawer...and somebody uses it...they cant get mad at me right? I mean it's not like i'm going to actualy tell tell Teeeheeeee u'll never guess where that was 15 mins ago...LOLOLOL

My DH didnt really understand how opks detect a special hormone that isnt in ur regular pee for about 15 days a month but oooppsssie it appears the other time..and gets darker...yup i kinda lost him on that one.

Ahhh dearest Twinkie i see u came around to my line of thinking It's not as if it's unpleasant for them right? They get to 'take a load off' (love the pun on that tongue twister) and see their sexy wife/girlfriend
naked! And make hot orgasmy faces (ok seriously i try to tell myself that it's a hot orgasmy face...i never EVER want to test out this theory in the miror..gahhhhhhh)

Why dont they make the digital test stay on? I mean i know it's battery operated but couldn't it just print on the lil screen and stay there? I wanted to save my hpt test that was digital and the stoopid thing came off in like 10 mins..i was very emotionnal cuz i was gonna scrap book the ******* grrrrrrrrr

 

[Twinkie210]

Collie holy crap we're supose to put the thermometre in our freakin pink taco??????????? Shit guess i was gonna do it wrong then...i'm not too sure if i feel comfy doing that..what happens if i'm in a hurry and u know accidentaly forget to whippe it...and put it back in the drawer...and somebody uses it...they cant get mad at me right? I mean it's not like i'm going to actualy tell tell Teeeheeeee u'll never guess where that was 15 mins ago...LOLOLOL

My DH didnt really understand how opks detect a special hormone that isnt in ur regular pee for about 15 days a month but oooppsssie it appears the other time..and gets darker...yup i kinda lost him on that one.

Ahhh dearest Twinkie i see u came around to my line of thinking It's not as if it's unpleasant for them right? They get to 'take a load off' (love the pun on that tongue twister) and see their sexy wife/girlfriend
naked! And make hot orgasmy faces (ok seriously i try to tell myself that it's a hot orgasmy face...i never EVER want to test out this theory in the miror..gahhhhhhh)

Why dont they make the digital test stay on? I mean i know it's battery operated but couldn't it just print on the lil screen and stay there? I wanted to save my hpt test that was digital and the stoopid thing came off in like 10 mins..i was very emotionnal cuz i was gonna scrap book the ******* grrrrrrrrr

LOL!!!! I am about ready to pee my pants at work! You are making it so freaking hard to be productive. All of the people sitting around me are going to start wondering what the hell I'm laughing at!

I never bought a digital hpt, but I think I will skip it if it doesn't last but 10 minutes. I know I loved pulling mine out of the trash and staring at the lines every now and then- like suddently the lines were going to disappear! I am not going to pay a sh*t load of money for a test that is going to only last 10 minutes!

 

[jessy1101]

Well Twinkie these are quite valide points u know. I always wonder about orgasmy faces, the proper use of a thermometer (as in when can i say no to inserting it inside my vagina) and the wonderfull world of non stop stick peeing (try to say that 10 times fast). U guys already know my point of view on scrapping my cervix so we shall not get into that.

Bahhh seriously coming on here everyday and saying all these silly things are the highlight of my days!! Love love loveeeee being able to turn this into the most hilarious things i can come up with U guys are the best therapy i am not paying for yay!

Who's gonna come up with tomorrow topics?? Let's find something now so i can brain storm tonight and come back tomorrow with THE best zingger ;0

 

[Twinkie210]

I think tomorrow's topic should be on BDing... tips & tricks to get DH in the mood during those "O" days. I may need the advice if I don't O soon!

 

[Twinkie210]

I am sure you will have plenty of comments on the BDing subject!

 

[jessy1101]

Girl r u sure u wanna go there? Anything goes right? The more freaky deaky the better? Hiiihhiiiii me like

 

[Twinkie210]

Another good topic- things we are/aren't going to say/do when pregnant again, or lessons learned from your loss. I could write a book on that one!

 

[collie_crazy]

I am actually laughing so hard at you Jessy!!! I think you are supposed to use a special thermometer called Basal Body Thermometer which gives you your temp to 2 decimal places so you can see slight changes better. But yes for the best readings you stick it up *there* I think you would need to explain that to your OH a bit better than OPKs he might think hes not good enough and you're pleasuring yourself with a vibrating thermometer

Oh now the topics have been put up I want to answer them already. And I am also dying to test. I cant wait for next week to be here already! Thats the thing about TTC and even being pregnant you totally wish your life away waiting for the next milestone!!!

 

[jessy1101]

Collie vibrating thermometre 'shudders' LOLOLOL that's just wrong on sooo many levels.

I know right the tomorrow topics are freakin sweet thx Twinkie!! I wanna answer them right now too lol. But i will reign myself in and bring my A game tomorrow (which u guys better bring too!)

Since creating this thread and meeting u guys it really makes my days go faster! I can wait for the countdown to be over but i'm enjoying be super duber crayzzzayyyy on here!!

 

[collie_crazy]

LOL I always laugh when people call me 'collie' I know its my username but it feels weird haha maybe i'm just weird! My name is Amanda :wave:

And I am guessing Twinkies real name is not Twinkie

 

[jessy1101]

Hiiiiiiiiiii Amanda Nahhh it's not weird sadly my username is somewhat right on since my name is Jessica so hince the Jessy user is pretty much my nickname..or Jess..which ever is good.

Twinkie's name could be Twinkie!! Ya...i didn't think so either..

 

[jkb11]

Jessy! I laughed so hard I was crying!!!! I needed that tkx Love the topic picks. My name is Kimberly. And just a small piece of advise from a nurse for you Jessy :LABEL THE THERMOMETERS!!!! HAHA I'm still smiling about that one.