This should so be a sticky!
I get:
"S**t, you get fatter every time I see you" EVERY time I see my brother!!
"Are you sure you should be doing_______________, you know your pregnant" What, I'm pregnant! Why didn't anyone tell me!!!
"Make sure you eat enough, your baby needs it" No really, and here I was thinking I could live off nothing...pfft
"When I was in labour......." Followed by the most horrendous stories. Thanks, I really needed to hear that.
"Are you sure you should still be working" Yes, I'm pregnant, not a flaming invalid.
"Oh, you have ages to go yet" No really, I'd forgotton!.
"Why are you buying this/that/the other, I never used one/used this brand etc" Good for you, now piss off and let me buy what I want to!
Got to love the hormones!!!!