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Remember back in September me mentioniong my married friend kissing my cousin at my B-day shenanigans? Well, here is an update on the story:
There is a new chick,we will call her Bimbo, at Nick's office, and according to very reliable resources, yes plural, she and my married friend, known henceforth as Dumbass are acting like two teenagers in love. On Friday, Dumbass and Wifey had a get together at their place. Nick and I skipped it for obvious reasons, but I heard stories when I returned to work, Wifey works at my office now. People from Nick's office who have been watching the crap hit the fan would hint to Bimbo about Dumbass and Wifey's being married by talking about the wedding and stuff, and Bimbo kept giving Wifey nasty looks through the night. Dumbass gave Bimbo a ride home that night and it took him 2 hours. It should have taken him no more than an hour at that time of night. His story was that Bimbo had a freak out so he had to pull the car over for 45 mins to calm her down. Yesterday, Bimbo went home sick and Dumbass, again, generously offered her a ride home. She lives about 15mins away from the office. It took 1 3/4 hours. People tried to give him an out by asking about the roads or asking him if he stopped to pick up lunch or SOMETHING, and he didn't bite. There was no reason it should have taken even half that time. He told Wifey about giving Bimbo a ride. Wifey is beside herself. She says that she trusts him, but we all know she has no reason to.
I am feeling bad for one of our mutual friends right now. She was the one that recommended Bimbo for the job at Nick’s office and is right in the middle of all of this.
She said she feels bad cause if it wasn't for her, this wouldn't have happened. I told her not to feel bad, that it's not her fault Dumbass and Bimbo are being IDIOTS, but she still feels horrible.