Off topic, thread closing m[o/u]mmies!

[Spunky]

I thought he was going to piss himself. Too bad. Don't be a dick. Just because you're old doesn't mean you can be a ******* and mow down women and children and then proceed to talk shit about them.


Dumbass.

This is just another reason why I hate people and why my husband REFUSES to go grocery shopping until we have NO food left in the house.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Who was tyhe dirty diaper incident again? Can't remember and too lazy to look back. And who was the licker?

Also, when I'm old I'm going to and say whatever the fuck I please! Someone brought me cookies and my old neighbor took one without me asking! It was at christmas and I'm still pissed!

We can't talk about that thread, but I can pm you about it. The licking thing is a thread that was in BC yesterday. Someone was saying they would just have the urge to lick their baby.


WTF... who takes someone's cookie?

 

[Spunky]

I read both threads, just couldn't remember the OPs. Didn't know if it was people in THIS thread. Think I remember who the diaper one was though!!

SERIOUSLY!! I didn't offer her MY cookie! Someone brought them as a GIFT she brought me 12. I was running them into another room so I wouldn't have to share and she asked what kind they were, I told her, she asked if she could see, so I showed her and she reached in and grabbed one. I get these cookies ONCE a year, back off em bitch! the person who gave them to me even said you're not going to give any to your husband, brother, or James in the future are you? And I was like hell no! They're all mine as no one appreciates them like I do!

Just wait till I'm old, I'm going to eat ALL the COOKIES!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

I just can't believe she took your cookie.........wtf?


Again, I know I get annoyed easily.. so when people get on my nerves in public I try to ignore him.. but come on! He could have hurt my kid with his crazy cart racing.

And besides, what did he really have to do besides go home and get older? Probably nothing.

 

[Natsku]

I think I remember the dirty nappy thread

Who steals cookies?! Just wrong!

 

[Spunky]

Maybe his viagra had just kicked in and he wanted to get home faster? Maybe he'll break a hip doing it?

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Spunky's ancient neighbor apparently.

 

[Spunky]

there haven'y been pics in a couple pages....

 

[Spunky]

I'm Chelsea by the way :wave: Spunky was my childhood nick name

 

[MizzDeeDee]

https://www.funnyordie.com/slidesho...s-not-understanding-a-camera-s-depth-of-field

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Chelsea.... always wondered...


Bitch was my childhood nickname.



Kidding.. kinda. Deedee obviously.

 

[Spunky]

LOVE IT. First one creeps me out. (this was in response to MD's website)

 

[MizzDeeDee]

LOVE IT. First one creeps me out. (this was in response to MD's website)

That's because that's a cat a-raping in the background.

 

[Spunky]

LOVE IT. First one creeps me out. (this was in response to MD's website)

That's because that's a cat a-raping in the background.

With someone on the lookout!!!

 

[cat lover]

Chelsea.... always wondered...


Bitch was my childhood nickname.

Kidding.. kinda. Deedee obviously.

I can well and truly believe it

Spunky - does 'spunk' mean the same in US as it does here...?

 

[Spunky]

Cat food has high protein.... dog food is high carb, which equals baby obesity. I want a model baby. I need to put her in glam pageants so I can pay for my cigarette and beer addiction. The child support I'm getting off her dad isn't enough for when I have to buy myself manicures and highlights every month and I can't work because I have to stay home with my baby.

 

[Spunky]

"spunk" probably does have the same meaning, but "spunky" is innocent

 

[whit.]

Just had a mini break down.
Sophia has been awful today. She wants to sleep for 10 minutes and scream because she's tired. I went and laid down with her and she was almost asleep and then started the dinosaur noises again. I was being calm trying to get her to sleep all of that. 30 minutes later and she's screaming again (because she's tired) and I totally patted her butt too hard for my liking and it was out of frustration. I feel so awful. I started crying, she was screaming. I had to go put her in her jumper and cry to myself. I feel like such a shitty mom. Sometimes I think I can't do it anymore.

She's jumping in her jumper making her dinosaur noises and fussing a little bit. I just don't know what to do. Nothing keeps her entertained anymore. She's tired. and it doesn't help that I'm pissed off at OH.

 

[Neko]

LOVE IT. First one creeps me out. (this was in response to MD's website)

That's because that's a cat a-raping in the background.

#13 freaks me out a bit too. That cat looks way too pleased.


Guess I'm not Jersey enough to carry poopy diapers with me at all times. Usually I have one when leaving church though.


Whit, 4 - 6 months sucked here. Avery was always whining and nothing made her happy. It gets better after 6 months once they can sit up and maybe start crawling.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Just had a mini break down.
Sophia has been awful today. She wants to sleep for 10 minutes and scream because she's tired. I went and laid down with her and she was almost asleep and then started the dinosaur noises again. I was being calm trying to get her to sleep all of that. 30 minutes later and she's screaming again (because she's tired) and I totally patted her butt too hard for my liking and it was out of frustration. I feel so awful. I started crying, she was screaming. I had to go put her in her jumper and cry to myself. I feel like such a shitty mom. Sometimes I think I can't do it anymore.

She's jumping in her jumper making her dinosaur noises and fussing a little bit. I just don't know what to do. Nothing keeps her entertained anymore. She's tired. and it doesn't help that I'm pissed off at OH.

I have broke down just like you have... and I am sure you didn't pat her that hard but that you're just being totally hard on yourself. I'm sure that you didn't spank her or anything.

She makes those noises to keep herself awake (Corrine clicks).

It sucks, but you just might have to lay with her for an hour or so... or put her in that bouncer and let her wear herself out. She WILL eventually pass out. She can only fight it for so long.