Things I cannot say out loud....

[112110]

My Dad & brother:
STOP calling him "Brady" his name is Brayden and I've told you 69856457 times I don't him to be called Brady

 

[minkymoo]

Dear OH,

If there is a pile of laundry (or anything else for that matter) placed on the stairs it is a hint that it needs to be taken upstairs when the next person walks past it, which is usually you since you are free to roam as you please for the most part. Don't piss off out to your football practice having walked past it 15 times whilst getting ready and leave it for me to do AGAIN. Idiot.

 

[elephant29]

Work;

I am off sick. That means I am unwell. I am not pretending. I have never been so ill in my life. Please refrain from calling me up and asking if I will come in (last night) and couldnt I just manage it. No I can't otherwise I wouldnt be off sick

OH;

I had to call you out of work today as I was throwing up in town with LO. You very kindly came but as your mum took the baby you went back to work. When you called at 6.45 and I said LO was asleep why did you have to call me a 'jammy bitch'? I'm not jammy. I've been ill ALL day. Had LO all morning until 1.30, your mum takes her till 5 but I still need to feed, bathe and put her to bad. I'm not jammy just cause I'm not at work. But thanks for all the kinds words otherwise.

xxx

 

[Kalah]

Work;

I am off sick. That means I am unwell. I am not pretending. I have never been so ill in my life. Please refrain from calling me up and asking if I will come in (last night) and couldnt I just manage it. No I can't otherwise I wouldnt be off sick

OH;

I had to call you out of work today as I was throwing up in town with LO. You very kindly came but as your mum took the baby you went back to work. When you called at 6.45 and I said LO was asleep why did you have to call me a 'jammy bitch'? I'm not jammy. I've been ill ALL day. Had LO all morning until 1.30, your mum takes her till 5 but I still need to feed, bathe and put her to bad. I'm not jammy just cause I'm not at work. But thanks for all the kinds words otherwise.

xxx

Men =

 

[divadexie]

OMG this thread is AWESOME

MIL-
LO does not have tummyache (apart from the time you thought it a good idea to feed someone who is only use to puree, a SAUSAGE) she is tired because no one ever lets her go to sleep

stop taking her dummy out! she only has it when she is grumpy/tired, and then ask her what she is grouching for!! if I want her to have a dummy, I will let her have one!

MUM- you have TWO grand children. Just because LO is small and doesn't do much, doesn't mean she can't come out too! My son does not need special treatment ie taking him to the park for chips while leaving LO at home with me
stop going on and on and on about my diet. if I want to do it I will, not because you keep on at me!!

LO is not scary and will not ruin your life if you babysit her for ONE night, infact she will probably sleep more than my son does when you take him!


OH- stop walking past stuff that needs done! do I look like a frikken maid? bring your damn shirts to the washing pile and stop hoarding coffee mugs in your office!

NANA- stop stealing my damn baby clothes woman! I put LO in that because I wanted her to wear it, that doesn't mean you can change her into multicoloured/mismatched clothes as soon as I leave and then keep the things she was wearing for 'another time'
she does NOT need chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
size 2 nappies are too SMALL for the 3rd time!!
I am not going to drop her on the way home, I live on the next street.
She isn't going to catch her death because I don't wrap her in a blanket, a jacket is fine!
her name is not HOOKIE POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your cat is obese, stop feeding it so much! (random, lol)

PERSON AT OH WORK- just because I have kids does NOT mean I shouldn't have dogs or do things with my dogs!!
Having 2 seperate babysitters while I am at a fundraiser dog show does not mean she is getting passed from pillar to post, she knows and loves both people!

''FRIEND''- No I do not have time to come and help you walk your dogs plus the one you agreed to look after, I have my children and my own dogs to look after
I do not have the time, nor the inclination, to be on the phone at 8/9 am when I haven't even had breakfast myself!



EVERYONE- I have PETS, they are allowed to be around my kids, my kids aren't going to die from a few dog hairs or a lick on the cheek.
I am not mental because I got a puppy. Don't criticise me I am perfectly capable!











I think I might stop now

 

[Tiffa130]

To my aunt - no she doesn't have a tooth coming in she's 5 weeks old!
& that look is not poopy face, you'll hear it when she poops. Ha hear that that is her pooping on you LOL.

And those are smiles not wind, she knows how to smile & she's been burped.

 

[Babydreams321]

Stop calling my baby 'beautiful'. He's a BOY.

i call my baby beautiful and he's a boy

ETA - altho i say 'who's a boo ti ful boy' in a funny voice to him

I call Harry beautiful too :0)

 

[15.11.10]

OH- stop walking past stuff that needs done! do I look like a frikken maid? bring your damn shirts to the washing pile and stop hoarding coffee mugs in your office!

EVERYONE- I have PETS, they are allowed to be around my kids, my kids aren't going to die from a few dog hairs or a lick on the cheek.
I am not mental because I got a puppy. Don't criticise me I am perfectly capable! :

Im about to get a puppy and my MIL proceeded to ask me, "is William not good enough for you?" GRRRRRR!!

also i dread entering OHs office for coffee cups and plates !!! xxxx

 

[xAllyMumof2x]

step-mum- please stop knitting itchy cardigans for my girls, i never use them and they are taking up drawer space.

 

[chichestermum]

step-mum- please stop knitting itchy cardigans for my girls, i never use them and they are taking up drawer space.

i love home knitted cardigans, but theyre never itchy, can you ask her to use a better quality wool? even if you dont use them still at east the knitting will slow down as better wool is more money lol! xxx

 

[xAllyMumof2x]

good idea!

 

[chichestermum]

good idea!

i think Alpaca yarn is the most expensive and soft so should lower her knitting down by at least 3/4s lol! xx

 

[xAllyMumof2x]

good idea!

i think alpaca yarn is the most expensive and soft so should lower her knitting down by at least 3/4s lol! Xx

thankyou!!

 

[hmcx]

oops

 

[Kalah]

good idea!

i think Alpaca yarn is the most expensive and soft so should lower her knitting down by at least 3/4s lol! xx

They might even be nice and soft enough to wear with better wool I was given three knitted cardigans for LO after she was born. One was a really cheap store bought one that felt so uncomfortable and stiff and rough I didn't dare put it on LO. The second was store bought but good quality, soft but still kind of stiff feeling so I didn't use it much. The third was hand made with good yarn and it was so soft and nice I had her wearing it all the time!

 

[Kalah]

More venting for me =)

To OH: Yes I know you hate your mother, I completely understand why too and would never expect you to forgive her and be nice and friendly. BUT that doesn't mean that I can't talk to her sometimes. She has got on my nerves a fair few times as well and sometimes I even hate her. But the past few weeks she has been being very nice and helpful so if I want to take LO downstairs to play while me and MIL have a chat I'm allowed to do that and I will if I want to! Yes I know she is only being nice because she's happy that we're moving and because she wants to get on my good side before we go so she can still see Kili. I also know that she is a liar and will talk about me behind my back as much as she talks about anyone else. That's exactly why I'm careful with what I do and don't say to her. But I'm a smart person and I am capable of having a good time talking to her and that doesn't mean she's going to "suck me in and pretend to be my best friend" (his words). I'm an adult, I am aware of the different types of people in the world and I am fully capable of getting along with almost all of them.

 

[Daisygirl82]

To MIL:
Please quit comparing everything LO does or how he looks to everyone under the son on YOUR side of the family. Believe it or not he does resemble me too and he is also his OWN person. His hair color did not come from your great aunt!

Quit pushing me to feed him baby food because you think that if he is eating food that you can babysit him more....it's not going to happen.
I wish you wouldn't have gotten excited when I HAD to start supplementing with formula....it makes me feel like a failure because BF was not enough and he was losing weight....no, this does not mean that you will get to babysit him more b/c you can give him formula.

Quit asking me a million questions everytime I see you and then trying to solve any issue you think there is. He is a baby, his attitude changes from day to day and he is constantly evolving and changing.

Do not go crazy about how big he is getting since you last saw him. You see him twice a week, how much could he possibly have grown since 3 days ago?

Do not act like you never see him....as mentioned above, you saw him 3 days ago. You're trying to make me feel guilty that you don't get to see him everyday because I decided NOT to go back to work.

Your opinion is not wanted or needed on ANYTHING. I am not an idiot!!!!

To MIL and FIL:
Hello????? Me and DH do still exist. It has been 4 months since LO has arrived, you never ask how we are or if we would like to see you.... only if you can come over to see him or if we can bring him over.

Quit suffocating him by always being in his face!!

LO does not need to be worshipped. You do not need to freak out with excitement everytime you see him.

NO ICECREAM!! Did you not hear me for the 1000th time??? NO ICE CREAM.

I could keep going.... maybe later... think I will take a break for now. This is the best thread EVER!!!

 

[lindseymw]

Another slight rant from me -

To DH

- If I ask " Please can you massage my back, it's killing!" this is not the same as "I want to have sex" Strangly enough it means my back is killing & therefore really not in the mood!

- Please can you stop rolling over to my side of the bed everytime I get out of bed to feed baby, it pisses me right off when I come back into the room with baby in arms & I have to try & push you over.

- Don't even try & have the "who's more tired" war, I will just win that.

- No you don't wake up when baby does, your snoring proves this.

 

[minkymoo]

- Don't even try & have the "who's more tired" war, I will just win that.

soooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying.

 

[wiiwidow]

- Don't even try & have the "who's more tired" war, I will just win that.

soooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying.

OMG that one gets me all the time! We have regular "tired offs" and bearing in mind he's not got up in the night since week 1, I cannot begin to explain how frustrating it is that he even thinks that he could possibly win the tired off??? Seriously?

More from me:
Mil please stop ringing up about midday asking if you can pop in to see Oscar, no we don't spend every day at home just waiting for you to come and see us.

Again please remember that Oscar goes to bed by 7pm so every time you stop in on your way to or from your other grandchildren, he will always be asleep if you come after 7. Which you always do and then act surprised that he's asleep, as if we purposely put him to bed to thwart you!

With that in mind it would be REALLY lovely if you actually decided to arrange (in advance) to come and visit Oscar, not on your way to or from your other grandchildren.

When you do visit please ask us how we are and how Oscar is, please hold back your enthusiasm for telling us boring tales about you and your other grandchildren for 2 hours before even asking us anything?
Sorry but your life really isn't that interesting!

Finally when oh tells you that I'm going out with Oscar and therefore he won't be in if you pop in, this is not oh having a go or being horrible to you. Act your age and don't ring your other son immediately after getting off the phone to tell him that oh has been horrible to you and you're now upset. For god sake woman GROW UP!