Things I cannot say out loud....

[Lettuce]

DD: ok ok I get it!! You need the next size nappy up!!! You did not need to have 2 poopolsions to prove you point! Dear lord, more washing!

Oh yeah, laughing while I had to clean your poo from your arm pits it's not the behaviour of a young lady. Cute tho. I think it's made your auntie sinead book in for sterelisation...

i remember my DD doing this! she done quite a few pooslosions when she was little, i didnt attempt to clean her with wipes, i used to sit her in her bath seat and hose her down with the shower lol! that along with the huge farts when somebody would wipe her botty, the dribbling snot when she had a cold, puking up her milk and then swallowing it and the constipated face she would pull while pooing was enough to make you think twice about her being a lovely little princess lol!

ahhh, so so ladylike! Every time she doe something like this I tell he I'm remembering it all to tell her bf!
I was tempted by the hose down, but was at my friends house, thank god it didn't go on the carpet! x

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lettuce, I hate to break it to you, but even a size up in nappies doesn't stop the pooexpolosions

 

[Kalah]

Lettuce, I hate to break it to you, but even a size up in nappies doesn't stop the pooexpolosions

Yeah sometimes you just have to wrap like 3 nappies around there for full coverage!

 

[Lettuce]

Ah yes, true, she does do massive ones, but the fact it was 2 in one hour.... and normally the nappy does a better job of holding some of it in! I mean, with the second one I had to change too!

who wouldn't want to be a mum?! And what the hell did I eat to make her do that...? xx

 

[chichestermum]

DD: ok ok I get it!! You need the next size nappy up!!! You did not need to have 2 poopolsions to prove you point! Dear lord, more washing!

Oh yeah, laughing while I had to clean your poo from your arm pits it's not the behaviour of a young lady. Cute tho. I think it's made your auntie sinead book in for sterelisation...

i remember my DD doing this! she done quite a few pooslosions when she was little, i didnt attempt to clean her with wipes, i used to sit her in her bath seat and hose her down with the shower lol! that along with the huge farts when somebody would wipe her botty, the dribbling snot when she had a cold, puking up her milk and then swallowing it and the constipated face she would pull while pooing was enough to make you think twice about her being a lovely little princess lol!

ahhh, so so ladylike! Every time she doe something like this I tell he I'm remembering it all to tell her bf!
I was tempted by the hose down, but was at my friends house, thank god it didn't go on the carpet! x

haha we always take pics of these 'lovely' moments, we keep them in a shoebox in the wardrobe and once DD gets to the age were she is easily embarrassed were going to get them printed on birthday cakes! a different picture every year and then obv we will have to get a huge banner with the worst pic on for her 21st! hahaha! mean mummy lol

 

[Lettuce]

Haha! That is truly evil! I love it! xx

 

[BattyNora]

DD: ok ok I get it!! You need the next size nappy up!!! You did not need to have 2 poopolsions to prove you point! Dear lord, more washing!

Oh yeah, laughing while I had to clean your poo from your arm pits it's not the behaviour of a young lady. Cute tho. I think it's made your auntie sinead book in for sterelisation...

i remember my DD doing this! she done quite a few pooslosions when she was little, i didnt attempt to clean her with wipes, i used to sit her in her bath seat and hose her down with the shower lol! that along with the huge farts when somebody would wipe her botty, the dribbling snot when she had a cold, puking up her milk and then swallowing it and the constipated face she would pull while pooing was enough to make you think twice about her being a lovely little princess lol!

ahhh, so so ladylike! Every time she doe something like this I tell he I'm remembering it all to tell her bf!
I was tempted by the hose down, but was at my friends house, thank god it didn't go on the carpet! x

haha we always take pics of these 'lovely' moments, we keep them in a shoebox in the wardrobe and once DD gets to the age were she is easily embarrassed were going to get them printed on birthday cakes! a different picture every year and then obv we will have to get a huge banner with the worst pic on for her 21st! hahaha! mean mummy lol

Save it for the wedding and surprise her with a slideshow during your OH's speech!

 

[chichestermum]

Haha! That is truly evil! I love it! xx

its a mums right to be evil once the LOs turn into brassy teens lol! xx

 

[chichestermum]

DD: ok ok I get it!! You need the next size nappy up!!! You did not need to have 2 poopolsions to prove you point! Dear lord, more washing!

Oh yeah, laughing while I had to clean your poo from your arm pits it's not the behaviour of a young lady. Cute tho. I think it's made your auntie sinead book in for sterelisation...

i remember my DD doing this! she done quite a few pooslosions when she was little, i didnt attempt to clean her with wipes, i used to sit her in her bath seat and hose her down with the shower lol! that along with the huge farts when somebody would wipe her botty, the dribbling snot when she had a cold, puking up her milk and then swallowing it and the constipated face she would pull while pooing was enough to make you think twice about her being a lovely little princess lol!

ahhh, so so ladylike! Every time she doe something like this I tell he I'm remembering it all to tell her bf!
I was tempted by the hose down, but was at my friends house, thank god it didn't go on the carpet! x

haha we always take pics of these 'lovely' moments, we keep them in a shoebox in the wardrobe and once DD gets to the age were she is easily embarrassed were going to get them printed on birthday cakes! a different picture every year and then obv we will have to get a huge banner with the worst pic on for her 21st! hahaha! mean mummy lol

Save it for the wedding and surprise her with a slideshow during your OH's speech!

lmao! Fab idea! knowing my luck tho she would never get married and i would of saved them all for nothing lol! xx

 

[shambaby]

to mil:

if i say hayden's mouth is hurting him because he is teething, do not poke and prod at his face, trying to get his mouth open so he will show you his teeth. all you actually have to do to see them is get him to do one of his great big, beaming smiles at you. oh, you can't? well, that would be because you poke at him all the time and he hates it, so he doesn't really like you enough to smile at you. he smiles at the lady at asda pizza counter all the time. maybe i should ask her to be his grandma as he clearly likes her better!

 

[Kalah]

-delete- whats the point. the last person i just tried to vent to didnt even respond after i let all the emotions im feelings right now. just goes to show it probably is just me thats the problem.

why dont these fking antidepressants work anyway.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Oh no Hun. Maybe it's time to end it and move back with your family. No one should have to be unhappy

Dear LO: the midnight playtime is not nice

 

[Kalah]

Oh no Hun. Maybe it's time to end it and move back with your family. No one should have to be unhappy

Dear LO: the midnight playtime is not nice

thanks
you know ive been crying for over an hour trying desperately to find someone to talk to and no one will respond. OH is upstairs now continuing to argue via text message and i just want to call him and respond but i need to have someone on standby that i can very quickly message to call 999 if it gets bad. but so far my mom is already drunk even though its only 7pm her time so shes useless and my other friends internet went out an hour ago. so i have to just say nothing to him and hope he doesnt come downstairs.

 

[Kalah]

I think I'll put the tv on and try to get some sleep on the couch, i don't even want to go near him right now. if there's a story in the news in a few days about a 20 year old girl killed by her husband after a heated argument..that's probably me.

 

[Daisygirl82]

I think I'll put the tv on and try to get some sleep on the couch, i don't even want to go near him right now. if there's a story in the news in a few days about a 20 year old girl killed by her husband after a heated argument..that's probably me.

Kalah- if you think that he will hurt you, then you and LO NEED to get out of there. NOW!!!

 

[cowboys angel]

Kalah, leave now.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I agree. I hope you are ok. There aren't any benefits you'll get though on a spousal visa though I'm sure if you feel in danger the us embassy could help until you go bad home.

 

[Odd Socks]

I think I'll put the tv on and try to get some sleep on the couch, i don't even want to go near him right now. if there's a story in the news in a few days about a 20 year old girl killed by her husband after a heated argument..that's probably me.

i hope things have calmed down now & you & kili are both safe.

*hugs*

xx

 

[MissFox]

Hugs. I hope you are OK. Don't let it take him hitting you and hurting you. Protect your beautiful baby. So sorry.


Myself: sigh. He threatened to throw the dot in the bay and announced he hoped she couldn't get out because she wasn't walking properly on the leash. What will he do when Rosie isn't doing something right. Will he ever change? Soon hints will change. One way or another they will change

 

[Lettuce]

MissFox and kalah, I really think you two should be taking those beautiful daughters of yours and running
Seriously, I'm worried for you both! Kalah, hope you are ok. X