Things I cannot say out loud....

[Kalah]

I said to my husband on the phone: If you decide that you care about your daughter, let me know. He got angry and hang up on me. I know it was a low blow, but it worked as he's gonna come home now. If a bit of a row is what it takes for Sophie to get checked out, I think I can handle that. He wanted me to walk to the hospital. It's like an hour and a half that way, idiot ><. She's never fallen asleep that easily without any crying whatsoever and no matter what I did, she wouldn't wake. So honestly I don't care how busy they are at his work.

Kalah, good on you that you step up for yourself and your daughter! I hope things turn out like you want them to and you can be happy , lot's of !

men sometimes...

 

[BabyBoo36]

To LO - you are 9 weeks old and cannot cope on 10 minutes sleep in 4 hours. I have fed you, changed you, tried your swing, the comfy pillow and me. You are twirling your hair and are obviously exhausted, so - here's an idea GO TO BLOODY SLEEP!!!

To Auntie June - if you decide to turn up unannounced and without checking, you run the risk that me and LO have gone out. I have had a baby, not had my head amputated - I have to go to the district nurse x3 weekly, and LO likes going to the park. You have done this 4 times now and you would think you would learn. Leaving me a grumpy answerphone message will not make me stay in everyday on the off chance you may decide to pop by.

To the District Nurse - seriously?? You expect me to change Pudding's important MRI for a 10 minute wound check?? I think not love.

they expected you to change such an important appointment! are they crazy! i would of laughed in her face! stupid woman! that is deffo something that you should of said out loud!

Have you tried ashtons and parsons powder to settle LO? when DD was little and being restless and not sleeping properly for over 3 days i would give her half the reccomended amount for her age and it worked a treat! its herbal and used to soothe her to sleep after a little while. i wouldnt of survived some days without this!!

Oh she's a right one, this District Nurse. Doesn't even know Freya's name as she doesn't even look at her when I go in! Told me that my wound check "was important". Er, sorry love, but so is Freya's MRI, particularly as she's having fairly major surgery in 2 weeks! I may not have said anything to her, but the practice manager got a fairly stiff phone call 20 minutes later!

Thanks for the tip about the powder - she's finally gone off after 20 minutes in the swing, which as I can't leave her in it, is merrily playing it's music all to itself in the middle of the floor! I've managed to get her out of it and onto the sofa (haven't yet made it back upstairs for the moses basket) without her waking. Hopefully she might get more than 10 minutes this time x

 

[Lettuce]

kalah! Good for you.
Lauki, I assume you're away at the hospital, I've have still taken her too.


Stupid district nurse!

As for me...
To the doctor today: tell me more about how wonderful my daughter is! I shamelessly revel in it! Tell me about how good a job I'm doing! tell me louder in front of my mil!
To the hv's that just jagged my baby, she smiled at you as you came towards her... Bet you feel really bad now!
To my mil, see I didn't cry, it was horrible but I didn't cry! you did however! it doesn't make me a bad mummy cos I didn't cry, I think she was crying enough for both of us. Now I'm alone in my house and I've feed Jenny to sleep I'm going to have a wee cry and say : to my darling daughter: I'm so so sorry! I hope you don't hate me for this! I know it hurt, I hope I haven't ruined your trust in me! They were for your own good! I'm so so sorry. Xx

 

[Kalah]

kalah! Good for you.
Lauki, I assume you're away at the hospital, I've have still taken her too.


Stupid district nurse!

As for me...
To the doctor today: tell me more about how wonderful my daughter is! I shamelessly revel in it! Tell me about how good a job I'm doing! tell me louder in front of my mil!
To the hv's that just jagged my baby, she smiled at you as you came towards her... Bet you feel really bad now!
To my mil, see I didn't cry, it was horrible but I didn't cry! you did however! it doesn't make me a bad mummy cos I didn't cry, I think she was crying enough for both of us. Now I'm alone in my house and I've feed Jenny to sleep I'm going to have a wee cry and say : to my darling daughter: I'm so so sorry! I hope you don't hate me for this! I know it hurt, I hope I haven't ruined your trust in me! They were for your own good! I'm so so sorry. Xx

I always think that! They must hate their job sometimes with all the happy little babies they make cry. Kili does the same smiling at them just before the shots go in, then she screams while looking right into their eyes likes she's cursing them

 

[MissFox]

Same wit Rosie.
I hope all goes well kalah. I've got my counseling in 3 hours. DH knows I'm not happy. We talked last night a d he said I need to tell him what I want fir dinner and to write him lists of what I want him to do. I shouldn't have to hold his hand through it all. I can't wait to talk to someone on the outside.

 

[Lauki]

Been at the hospital and Soph is fine, just need to keep an eye on her for 48 hours. The doctor in there also acknowledged that Sophies goopy eye is really getting horrible and a bit too serious to be just goopy. She's taken swabs, so hopefully something will get sorted.

Hope your councelling goes well MissFox.

My grandmother - Why do you have to be so posh? I'm excited that your are flying over from the Netherlands to visit us, but now I feel obliged to clean the whole house and I'm really not in the mood!

 

[Lauki]

Sophie - You are way too young to be able to roll over. Stop scaring me with growing up so quickly .

 

[Lettuce]

Awww! Jenny shows no signs of wanting to roll- I think it's cos she's too fat...
I'm so glad she's ok!

Jenny, can you please start shouting and generally being your usual no sleeping, happy self!? I don't like this squeaky sleepy Jenny! bad jags x

 

[Lettuce]

And...
Dear freeview, why have you started showing Really TV?!

I'll never get out the house now! xx

 

[Lauki]

And...
Dear freeview, why have you started showing Really TV?!

I'll never get out the house now! xx

It's my new favourite channel too!!

 

[southerngal2]

To my SIL & MIL, no you can not take my baby out shopping.
I know you want to buy her some things, but a 2 month old really doesn't need to pick them out! It's too hot to be taking her in and out!

And yes you will use the cloth diapers I send! It's what she wears, and no you can not buy a pack of sposies for your house because you think they are gross! If you don't want to use the diapers I send then you can not keep her!

And NO you can not just give her formula if you take her. She is breast fed and will be breast fed for as long as we can! And she does not drink formula!

Ok, I have said it out loud, but it feels better saying it here also!
AHHHH!! Why do they make it so difficult!

 

[divadexie]

I have already said this out loud (well, a shorter version, for my OH who has short attention span)

You are such a fcking pig! Stop leaving things at your ar$e!! I am SICK of tidying up after your lazy ass

please please please can we keep the dog? i love her to bits and look, not imposing on your 'come home and go upstairs in your office then come down for tea then play the xbox' routine! i mean what is one more when we have 3 already LOL!!


To my mum- I am not a freaking robot stop telling me how I can and cannot behave/speak/act. OH NO, I sighed when the receptionist put a ''running 1hr late'' sign on LO's drs name on the board! I hate hospitals I hate waiting, just because you are ''used to it'' does not make it OK that my LO missed a nap and had to sit around doing nothing in the waiting room for an hour while you swanned off to your office. Grrrrrrrr
But thanks for lunch


To all the fcking bank holiday makers in my town- FCK OFF!!! I am sick of trying to navigate the buggy down the already too narrow pavements, past all you feckers standing in the way!
And DO NOT!!!!! tell my how to train my puppy!! note the key word there, MY? I am not cruel for dragging her out of the road when you distracted her from her Sit and she nearly got squashed.
I am not denying her a puppyhood by making her sit at the kerb- I have 3 other dogs at home how the hell am I supposed to stay alive if they dont have road manners?
And do NOT tell me it gets harder and 'the fun starts here' when I am training her to sit calmly and your dog is all over the place while you fefbly say ''come here you stupid dog'' you might want to take some tips and train it!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

DH: do you know how hard it is to resettle wee man when you decide tocone to bed at one am?!?!?!!!!! You don't have to do it! Hurry your ass up before I say fuck it and have you sleep in the living room!!!!! Argh!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

And now you've decided to fucking sleep in the living room and the cat got in the room and I left the tv on for you too!!!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MissFox]

Myself: I found out nothing new today. Nothing I didn't already know. Can I do it? I'm sitting here iwth his family and about to burst into tears. I found a place but can't afford the move in. FHHHAAAAK. Things are going to get really hard.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

DH I appreciate you changing wee man but did you have to wake him up to the point of me having to spend the next hour resettling him? This is twice now you've done this tonight! Oh and I just love waking up at four am to find you awake and on the computer drinking!

 

[BattyNora]

Myself; two weeks and you're already failing miserably. You've somehow managhed tio turn a content newborn into one that will not settle at night and now screams. What the hell did you do wrong!?

 

[Lettuce]

Myself; two weeks and you're already failing miserably. You've somehow managhed tio turn a content newborn into one that will not settle at night and now screams. What the hell did you do wrong!?

not failing! I felt like this too! Soon you'll be able to guess what she wants sooner, it gets better I promise. Xxx

 

[Mizze]

Myself; two weeks and you're already failing miserably. You've somehow managhed tio turn a content newborn into one that will not settle at night and now screams. What the hell did you do wrong!?

You are NOT failing! Babies change habits or make new routines all the time - esp newborns - you DIDNT do anything wrong sweetheart

Mizze xx

 

[Kalah]

Myself; two weeks and you're already failing miserably. You've somehow managhed tio turn a content newborn into one that will not settle at night and now screams. What the hell did you do wrong!?

not failing! I felt like this too! Soon you'll be able to guess what she wants sooner, it gets better I promise. Xxx

^WSS!
It took me months to actually figure out what Kili wanted from the different cries and everything. Sometimes they just don't even know what they want so they're just crying out of pure frustration, babies are hard work but it does get easier!