Things I cannot say out loud....

[Palestrina]

taking the sides off her cotbed is MY decision and one that i made because she is ready and wanted it to happen, i am not 'forcing' her to grow up too fast she's just growing up at her own pace... if thats faster than her daddy or his siblings then maybe she has my brains.

!!

Haha!

 

[chichestermum]

o i can relate to so many of these, unfortunately for everybody my niceness has reached the end of its tether and the things i shouldnt say out loud to peoples faces get said very loudly, very rudely and very publicly, makes me feel better tho and i actually seem to be getting on better with MIL since becoming a bitch towards her! she seems to do anything she can to make me happy, its fab!

 

[thedog]

Yes my baby's crying, concentrate on eating your 3rd doughnut - tesco cafe yesterday.

 

[Babushka99]

o i can relate to so many of these, unfortunately for everybody my niceness has reached the end of its tether and the things i shouldnt say out loud to peoples faces get said very loudly, very rudely and very publicly, makes me feel better tho and i actually seem to be getting on better with MIL since becoming a bitch towards her! she seems to do anything she can to make me happy, its fab!

Me too (apart from the getting on better part) when she was screaming at the top of her lungs like a chavvy cow at my oh in the middle of the street at the weekend then proceeded to storm off and sulk. I just couldn't take anymore and really let rip. She felt the full wrath of babushka99.

 

[squeaky08]

thank is great way to stick up for yourself.

 

[chichestermum]

o i can relate to so many of these, unfortunately for everybody my niceness has reached the end of its tether and the things i shouldnt say out loud to peoples faces get said very loudly, very rudely and very publicly, makes me feel better tho and i actually seem to be getting on better with MIL since becoming a bitch towards her! she seems to do anything she can to make me happy, its fab!

Me too (apart from the getting on better part) when she was screaming at the top of her lungs like a chavvy cow at my oh in the middle of the street at the weekend then proceeded to storm off and sulk. I just couldn't take anymore and really let rip. She felt the full wrath of babushka99.

hehe woop you go girl! you throw your wrath her way!
my first confrontation ended similar! it was when DD was about 7 months old and id had enough, i screamed at her and told her to but out of our daily business and to stop constantly undermining me and trying to parent my child, she stormed off after screeching at me, sulked for an hour and then rang her husband to come home because she was sooo upset, he then came barging around to ours to have a shout at me too, he is an easily angry man and anything sends him ott so as soon as he came in the huse i told him tat if he dared raised his voice at me then it would be the last time they saw me, oh and my DD, it was my way or no way end of! he backed off and went home, i never had an apology from mil but she was better for about a week then slowly got worse until i exploded again a few weeks ago, this time tho i followed through my threat of moving away so they wouldnt see us by looking at houses back in my home town (300 miles away!) soon shut her up and she has been mrs nice(r) ever since, she still has her moments but a quick scowl and it puts her back in her place lol!

Dont let the feud go over too fast! make it drag for as long as possible because a long break from her will feel amazing!! promise! xx

 

[Tadan]

I cant remember if anyone has mentioned it already but what the heck is up with people calling babies "sexy?"

To my mother (and now passed on to brothers) she is not YOUR "sexy girl" shes not sexy? shes a baby! Cute? Yes! Beautiful? Yes! But sexy? It's just wrong!
STOP SAYING IT!! Grrr!

 

[Lettuce]

To my best friends mum : "yes, I am tired, no, I won't just stop breastfeeding. My tiredness is prob due to my 2.5lt blood loss and the fact I have a newborn. Makin up bottles will still be tiring! I know your DIL expressed from day one but her baby was a premie and couldnt suckle! I will not compromise my supply for a stupid night out so no, I will not express jus now- DD is managing just fine!"

 

[pea-in-pod]

I have another one for MIL:

*quit opening and closing your hands saying "gimme, gimme!" the second you see MY son.

* no you cannot give him sweets, he isnt eating food yet, you loon!

*if you dare threaten to 'kidnap' him again, I might seriously report you... We dont invite you up to see him that often for a reason. you are a psycho.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Your mother in law drives me nuts Megs! Feel for u luv!

 

[pea-in-pod]

MIL -
...

* Don't pull the bottle out of her mouth when she is drinking because you enjoy her reaction. That is sadistic.

Wow that felt so good, dont all hate me for being a bitch pls

OMG that is just cruel!! No u r not the b**ch, your mil is!!

 

[112110]

No you may not stick your TOES in LO's face because it's "funny" that he will put them in his mouth.
No he is not crying all the time because of something I have or have not done, he's TEETHING.
Just because he doesn't cry when you come home doesn't mean I'm making it up when I'm asking for help; he finally takes a nap a hour before you come home.
Every time I say LO doesn't or does something but does or doesn't ONE TIME that you try doesn't mean that I'm lying or "not caring enough to try"

 

[cowboys angel]

No you may not stick your TOES in LO's face because it's "funny" that he will put them in his mouth.
No he is not crying all the time because of something I have or have not done, he's TEETHING.
Just because he doesn't cry when you come home doesn't mean I'm making it up when I'm asking for help; he finally takes a nap a hour before you come home.
Every time I say LO doesn't or does something but does or doesn't ONE TIME that you try doesn't mean that I'm lying or "not caring enough to try"

Umm?

 

[112110]

No you may not stick your TOES in LO's face because it's "funny" that he will put them in his mouth.
No he is not crying all the time because of something I have or have not done, he's TEETHING.
Just because he doesn't cry when you come home doesn't mean I'm making it up when I'm asking for help; he finally takes a nap a hour before you come home.
Every time I say LO doesn't or does something but does or doesn't ONE TIME that you try doesn't mean that I'm lying or "not caring enough to try"

Umm?

For instance he wouldn't roll over then someone came over and put him on his belly and he rolled and they gave me the smirk of haha he did it for me.
Or "well he does it for me"

 

[cowboys angel]

No you may not stick your TOES in LO's face because it's "funny" that he will put them in his mouth.
No he is not crying all the time because of something I have or have not done, he's TEETHING.
Just because he doesn't cry when you come home doesn't mean I'm making it up when I'm asking for help; he finally takes a nap a hour before you come home.
Every time I say LO doesn't or does something but does or doesn't ONE TIME that you try doesn't mean that I'm lying or "not caring enough to try"

Umm?

For instance he wouldn't roll over then someone came over and put him on his belly and he rolled and they gave me the smirk of haha he did it for me.
Or "well he does it for me"

Ooooh gotcha. That makes more sense haha. And yeah, don't you hate when they do that??? Or when they do something, (like mine, smile), and then you tell everybody, and when you try and get them to smile again they just look at you like 'huh?'

 

[MrsPoodle]

MIL -
* I don't want to see your wretched face every week. Once a year is sufficient.

hear hear!!!

 

[15.11.10]

o i can relate to so many of these, unfortunately for everybody my niceness has reached the end of its tether and the things i shouldnt say out loud to peoples faces get said very loudly, very rudely and very publicly, makes me feel better tho and i actually seem to be getting on better with MIL since becoming a bitch towards her! she seems to do anything she can to make me happy, its fab!

Me too (apart from the getting on better part) when she was screaming at the top of her lungs like a chavvy cow at my oh in the middle of the street at the weekend then proceeded to storm off and sulk. I just couldn't take anymore and really let rip. She felt the full wrath of babushka99.

hehe woop you go girl! you throw your wrath her way!
my first confrontation ended similar! it was when DD was about 7 months old and id had enough, i screamed at her and told her to but out of our daily business and to stop constantly undermining me and trying to parent my child, she stormed off after screeching at me, sulked for an hour and then rang her husband to come home because she was sooo upset, he then came barging around to ours to have a shout at me too, he is an easily angry man and anything sends him ott so as soon as he came in the huse i told him tat if he dared raised his voice at me then it would be the last time they saw me, oh and my DD, it was my way or no way end of! he backed off and went home, i never had an apology from mil but she was better for about a week then slowly got worse until i exploded again a few weeks ago, this time tho i followed through my threat of moving away so they wouldnt see us by looking at houses back in my home town (300 miles away!) soon shut her up and she has been mrs nice(r) ever since, she still has her moments but a quick scowl and it puts her back in her place lol!

Dont let the feud go over too fast! make it drag for as long as possible because a long break from her will feel amazing!! promise! xx

I seriously need to take a leaf out of your book... Amazing!! Xx

 

[chichestermum]

I seriously need to take a leaf out of your book... Amazing!! Xx

go for it hun! its great getting in control of your annoying family members! i swear i feel ten tonnes lighter with all the stress off my shoulders!

mummy power! xxx

 

[15.11.10]

Well William is 7 months so maybe its time!!!! X

 

[chichestermum]

Well William is 7 months so maybe its time!!!! X

oh gosh yes deffo time! before you know it she will be asking to have him for the weekend and taking him on holiday because he is 'old enough' and telling you he should be in nursery! instead of just letting you get on with our parenting xx

 

[Babushka99]

Well William is 7 months so maybe its time!!!! X

I thought I had the patience of a saint waiting 4 and a half months.... its definitely time.