Things I cannot say out loud....

[MissFox]

mrsPOP

DH: I worked 12 hours yesterday- busted ass and had to get a ride home because you fell asleep because you were tired. I also came home to dirty bottles and milk storage containers. Why can't you wash these for me so I don't have to get up and do it. Also- I know you don't feel good but can you ahve some sympathy for me since Rosie was up 6 times last night (my baby who usually wakes up one time between 8pm-9am and has almost since birth). I'm exhausted and had to take her to get shots today. You're mad because you have to watch her while I work again and she is giong to be fussy and you don't feel good. IM SORRY! NEITHER DO I!! I had 4 women at work yesterday ask me why I was even with you...

 

[Tiffa130]

I hate it when men complain about "watching" or "babysitting" their own kids.
It's not babysitting if it's your child!! It's called parenting & if you did it more often you would know.

Thankgod my OH doesn't say this, because I think I would slap him.

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

^^ Oh yes I totally agree with you. My OH doesn't do that. Even though sometimes he sucks his teeth when I tell him to watch Xavier while I take a shower..etc.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Yeah, I just tell my DH to be a father and watch his son so I can have a break

 

[MissFox]

HE is supposed to be the SAHD. He is home with her every time I go to work but REALLY YO UCANT MANAGE TO DO THE BABY DISHES?

 

[Tiffa130]

A rant about my OH's friend.

You're scum. My OH found out his sister was dying a year ago & his friend (i'll call A) decided to bring their other friend (i'll call B) up to our house for a weekend to support & show my OH they were there for him. These guys have been best friends for close to 20 years. Friend B spent the whole weekend moping & whining & on the phone with his b*tch girlfriend & the weekend ended up being drama because of friend B.

During his stay friend A made a comnent about if we have kids blah blah blah (we'd been trying for 7 years & been unsuccesful) friend B, who wasn't part of the conversation, turns to my OH & says "if you do knock her up make sure you kill her before she can leave you"

This comment started a massive fight after our friends went home because friend B thought I shouldn't have been offended & friend A told him that he offended all of us by his rude comment & shitty attitude. So my OH & friend A have not spoken to friend B since.

My rant is that after 20 years of friendship he didn't even call in October when we found out we were pregnant & again he didn't call when we had our LO in May. I know eventually they will talk again because they've all been friends forever but I will never ever forgive him for not calling to congratulate his best friend.

Obviously he has his own problems with his ex & his kids that do not involve me. I just want to say to him you are a douche bag & my daughter will never call you uncle.

 

[hb1]

To my OH ( who is wonderful hence writing here )

Yes - i am more tired than you - no, having 8 hours sleep broken by waking momentarily and rolling over and going back to sleep is not the same as having 2 portions of 2 hours of sleep seperated by a 4 hour gap where i couldn't get back to sleep as after a year of f***** up sleep I am now having problems!!

And - stop f****** snoring so f****** loudly!!!!!

hx

 

[Lettuce]

Neurologist:

Fuck you. It sucks that just cuz of our low overall income, you can push me off to the side.

A couple months!? I might hear from you in a couple months due to what insurance I have!?

Fuck you

how do they get away with that?!


MrsPOP, glad you feel a bit better. Sorry about the DH, mine wouldn't touch me since.... Oh, JANUARY! .........

But the day after my 6week check, he finally wanted too! ha, was as if he had to get the green light from the consultant. So maybe the same for you! xxx

 

[welshmummy2be]

OH ...stop asuming that its ok for you to drink everytime we're invited to a family partner, it is ok for you to offer me a drink instead even if i refuse and say no.
...dont call me lazy when im the one cleaning the house after you, cooking all the food, doing the shopping, sorting the baby day and night (includin washining bottles. feed, changes etc), basically sort everything whilst your to busy playing xbox


MIL...stop asking to have LO overnight through the week, im a soft arse as it is an let you have once a week which i wasnt to keen on doing yet so stop pushing your luck.

My family...stop nagging me to move back home, ive set up my home where i am, im happy so jjust be happy that i pay to do all the visiting. oh and dont moan that you dont see me and LO enough when i do visit, theres lots of you to see im not just gonna sit in one house for the fortnight, if your that bothered come visit me. another thing when i decide something i decide it, stop being so f'n pushy until im at cracking point.

To the dog...stop pissing everywhere when ever we look at you/talk to you/feed you or do anything with you, stop stealing the baby's toys and taking them outside in your shit, stop chewing the wood beading on my sofa, stop climbing in my window and breaking my blinds, stop digging in my plant pots, stop ripping my bins and stealing nappies out of it, stop stealing food off my units, stop siting in the baby's bouncer...basically stop being you.

 

[tina3747]

DH-

if you tell me one more time that your 'up' with me every time I do the night feeds I'll shove the feckin night feed bottle up your feckin A hole.... Any danger of you doing one anytime soon?!?!

MIL-

no he doesn't like you clapping in his face when he's crying..and it not actually awful that he has to drink mill in 'this heat' , he's a baby that's what he eats!! Also stop spoon feeding him frickin water. HE DOES NOT NEED IT for the millionth time!!!

FIL-

you seriously piss me off sometimes and I don't no why.

 

[HungryHippo]

I'm making up for lost time on this thread...because I keep saying these things in my head. On the night we brought Lo home from the hospital and to my father:
Get something to drink yourself. Get something to eat yourself. Please don't open any bottles of wine and PLEASE don't offer OH any. Must I be the only sober one the night we get home? And I'm sorry I'm complaining about the noise level IN MY OWN HOUSE - LO is 3 days old and NO, she doesn't need to be stimulated - quite the opposite. Dad, please just leave - and don't come back soon.

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

To OH:

Why do you have a cellphone if you never pick up the damn thing?!? But when your friends call, you get their calls no problem right?

Jerkface.

 

[BabyBoo36]

To the random old woman in the chip shop,

STOP TOUCHING MY BABY!!!!! I don't know you. And no, today (ie at you) is not the first time she's smiled - she's been smiling since she was 4 weeks old. Before you get excited, she also smiles at the wall, the sofa and the lampshade. She is just a happy, smiley baby. She doesn't "like you" as she will smile at anyone, or anything!


To the interfering bag at the traffic lights,

I'll be sure to tell her neuro-surgeon that I've put her at risk of SIDS by sleeping her on her side, shall I? Should I tell him before or after he's removed the golf ball sized cyst on her spine that prevents her from lying on her back? You know nothing about me or my child, so feck off, cockwomble (still using that one!)


To LO's heart murmour,

Feck off as well. She has enough to cope with in the next year without you as well.


To OH,

Yes, I will put her in her Blackburn Rovers babygro today. No she IS NOT going to the match with you - she is 7 weeks old! Be sensible for once!

 

[Lettuce]

I'm in my pre- pregnancy jeans! Ha! In your face c section scar and overhang! Yipppppppeeeeeee!


Ah sod it, I'm off to dance round the bedroom and SHOUT this one out loud!

 

[MissFox]

Go you lettuce!! Suck a good feeling

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I'm in my pre- pregnancy jeans! Ha! In your face c section scar and overhang! Yipppppppeeeeeee!


Ah sod it, I'm off to dance round the bedroom and SHOUT this one out loud!

Sweet!!!! I'm actually lighter now than I was before I got pregnant It's all the bfing!

 

[Lauki]

Nice one Lettuce!!

 

[MrsPOP]

Omg Lettuce I'm sooooooo jealous!!!!! And you Ozzieshunni!!!!!!

I think I'll have some chocolate to console myself

Dear LO - well what happened? Last night you turned into a little monster! Poor DH is like a zombie today, don't even think you're gonna pull that number on me tonight on my watch, mummy's not as soft a touch as daddy is!!!!

Dear SIL - no you CANT come and visit this afternoon! We're both exhausted, the house is a mess, the cupboards are empty and I haven't got the time or energy to entertain you or give you and indepth explanation of LOs heart defect as I can't bring myself to talk about it just yet. Fuck off you selfish a-hole!

 

[Kalah]

To OH -
STOP narrarating everything I do! Yes, I made a devils food cake, covered it in chocolate icing, then ate ALL of it (except the one slice you had) in 2 days!! Do you think I feel good about doing that? Do you think I wanted to eat the whole thing? NO!! I didn't. So please shut up about it, I feel bad enough. You're fatter than me and eat more junk food anyway so stop bugging me about what I eat. You have no idea how much I wish I could just stop eating altogether and starve, but then I wouldn't have the energy to take care of our daughter. It's not like I'm huge, my BMI is 21 FFS so leave me alone!

And stop doing that stupid sigh every time you see me looking at things to buy online. Do I ever actually buy the things without talking to you first, NO!! I just like to browse, it's relaxing and I enjoy it so leave me to it! You act like I'm spending a bunch of money even though I haven't bought anything! Oh and don't forget I'm being given $10,000 which I'm going to spend on things for our house. If I want to buy us a new mattress to replace the old one that you've had for god knows how many years, at least 10, I WILL!! I complain about pain all over my whole body every single day, you complain that I'm always complaining, a new mattress would probably help with all my pain! And no I will not just get a cheap mattress, if I was going to do that I might as well keep the one we have now. And yes I'm going to get us some new softer sheets and fresh pillows, ours are flat and they just suck.
It's not like I'm going to waste this money on junk, I'm going to buy things we need. A dyson, a steam generator iron, new ironing board, mattress, storage boxes, some shelves, a new kitchen bin, some new cleaning supplies, a bread maker, a blender, and some things to help me get in shape! Oh and YES I am going to get clip in hair extensions, I've just cut all my hair off, it's like 6 inches long, get over it! Oh yeah and I'm getting us a new couch, this one that came with our house is just terrible and I'm sick of having to keep it covered in sheets and it's falling apart! Oh and yeah I'm going to get a FEW new clothes. In case you've forgotten, I don't have many clothes right now. I have 2 nice outfits, TWO. It's not like I'm going and tossing all the money away, we NEED things! What I don't use will go into a savings for when we need things again.
Now stop telling me what I'm doing, I already know, I'm the one doing it!!


And one more thing, you're annoying go away.
Stop reading things out to me that I don't care about then get annoyed that I'm not listening. I don't need to hear the names of 50 different porn movies that you think have funny names, I don't care and I'm trying to focus on something else. And don't get annoyed when I get frustrated with you and tell you I don't care! I ask you nicely a few times but you don't listen, you only listen when I'm mean about it!

 

[MrsNovBaby]

to oh -
stop narrarating everything i do! Yes, i made a devils food cake, covered it in chocolate icing, then ate all of it (except the one slice you had) in 2 days!! Do you think i feel good about doing that? Do you think i wanted to eat the whole thing? No!! I didn't. So please shut up about it, i feel bad enough. You're fatter than me and eat more junk food anyway so stop bugging me about what i eat. You have no idea how much i wish i could just stop eating altogether and starve, but then i wouldn't have the energy to take care of our daughter. It's not like i'm huge, my bmi is 21 ffs so leave me alone!

And stop doing that stupid sigh every time you see me looking at things to buy online. Do i ever actually buy the things without talking to you first, no!! I just like to browse, it's relaxing and i enjoy it so leave me to it! You act like i'm spending a bunch of money even though i haven't bought anything! Oh and don't forget i'm being given $10,000 which i'm going to spend on things for our house. If i want to buy us a new mattress to replace the old one that you've had for god knows how many years, at least 10, i will!! I complain about pain all over my whole body every single day, you complain that i'm always complaining, a new mattress would probably help with all my pain! And no i will not just get a cheap mattress, if i was going to do that i might as well keep the one we have now. And yes i'm going to get us some new softer sheets and fresh pillows, ours are flat and they just suck.
It's not like i'm going to waste this money on junk, i'm going to buy things we need. A dyson, a steam generator iron, new ironing board, mattress, storage boxes, some shelves, a new kitchen bin, some new cleaning supplies, a bread maker, a blender, and some things to help me get in shape! Oh and yes i am going to get clip in hair extensions, i've just cut all my hair off, it's like 6 inches long, get over it! Oh yeah and i'm getting us a new couch, this one that came with our house is just terrible and i'm sick of having to keep it covered in sheets and it's falling apart! Oh and yeah i'm going to get a few new clothes. In case you've forgotten, i don't have many clothes right now. I have 2 nice outfits, two. It's not like i'm going and tossing all the money away, we need things! What i don't use will go into a savings for when we need things again.
Now stop telling me what i'm doing, i already know, i'm the one doing it!!


And one more thing, you're annoying go away.
stop reading things out to me that i don't care about then get annoyed that i'm not listening. I don't need to hear the names of 50 different porn movies that you think have funny names, i don't care and i'm trying to focus on something else. And don't get annoyed when i get frustrated with you and tell you i don't care! I ask you nicely a few times but you don't listen, you only listen when i'm mean about it!

this!