Things I cannot say out loud....

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOB: Can you please just go & jump of a cliff! I am sick to death of your selfish attitude. Yes people are paying more attention to me than you. I'm 7 effing months pregnant!

Oh wait...you have man flu. Clearly this is worse. Thank you for making me aware of that fact, I truly did not know.

So thats why I'm not too pregnant to stand cooking your dinner & take the bin to the street for you. It all makes sense now. You have man flu!

ARSE!!!!!

 

[divadexie]

OH- I wonder what I am doing here sometimes, I really do.
I am not your personal assistant, it is not my job to make you happy and content all the time, I have my own wants and needs too.

YOu go out to work 5 days a week, come home, check your emails and have a fag while I get the kids their tea and put them to bed, then you put the xbox on, ask whats for tea and promptly dissapear to your mates until midnight ish, have a smoke at your computer and come to bed.
Yes I have agility on weds and you have to put both kids to bed, ONE NIGHT OF THE WEEK! I even make sure I rush around and get the kids fed and off to bed before I leave for puppy class at 7pm on a friday.

I go for a riding lesson for TWO HOURS on a sunday, that is my enjoyment and my fun at the end of the week.

Why oh WHY was it such a big deal that you had LO from 12.30 and then DS from 3 until they went to bed at 7, while my mum took me shopping because I have no clothes that are half decent due to some bill or the other, and so she could dye my hair so that I can feel a bit better about myself. OK so I text saying no idea what time I be back but ther are fish finger and chips in freezer for DS tea you still ring me to whine that you are fed up.

Then when I come in the door you don't say ONE SINGLE NICE WORD TO ME because you have had a stressy day. WELCOME TO MY WORLD, I have both kids to sort out every day! THanks a bunch for making me feel shit, for not telling my my hair looks good, or for being interested in what my mum has bought me.

And no I will not apoligise for the sarky comment- what else do you expect when you cant take your eyes off the damn xbox and then as soon as the race is over you announce you are going to your friends.. So that when I follow you out the room and you ask what I am doing (as if it matters?) and I say to get my damn laptop, at least it probably missed me!!

So I am now going to put the dogs out for the loo and go to bed and will probably be asleep (or at least pretending) when you decide to come back.

 

[Natsku]

OH: What on earth possessed you to try to build a tower of cans at 5am two metres away from where me and Maria are sleeping??!! I can forgive the first attempt even though it was a stupid idea, but when they fell over making a huge noise why the fuck did you try two more times??? Now you've woken us both up and you have to get Maria back to sleep.

 

[Eliza_V]

OH: What on earth possessed you to try to build a tower of cans at 5am two metres away from where me and Maria are sleeping??!! I can forgive the first attempt even though it was a stupid idea, but when they fell over making a huge noise why the fuck did you try two more times??? Now you've woken us both up and you have to get Maria back to sleep.

 

[Natsku]

OH: What on earth possessed you to try to build a tower of cans at 5am two metres away from where me and Maria are sleeping??!! I can forgive the first attempt even though it was a stupid idea, but when they fell over making a huge noise why the fuck did you try two more times??? Now you've woken us both up and you have to get Maria back to sleep.

He didn't get her back to sleep either an hour and a half later and I give in and take over *sigh* and now I can't sleep

 

[Eliza_V]

OH: What on earth possessed you to try to build a tower of cans at 5am two metres away from where me and Maria are sleeping??!! I can forgive the first attempt even though it was a stupid idea, but when they fell over making a huge noise why the fuck did you try two more times??? Now you've woken us both up and you have to get Maria back to sleep.

He didn't get her back to sleep either an hour and a half later and I give in and take over *sigh* and now I can't sleep

What a prick Hope you get some sleep soon, and that he apologises!

 

[Natsku]

OH: What on earth possessed you to try to build a tower of cans at 5am two metres away from where me and Maria are sleeping??!! I can forgive the first attempt even though it was a stupid idea, but when they fell over making a huge noise why the fuck did you try two more times??? Now you've woken us both up and you have to get Maria back to sleep.

He didn't get her back to sleep either an hour and a half later and I give in and take over *sigh* and now I can't sleep

What a prick Hope you get some sleep soon, and that he apologises!

He apologised countless times but kept smiling and laughing while he did (he said he was smiling and laughing cos he was in a good mood...) so that doesn't count as apologising to me.

But at least Maria slept in til 9 after that

 

[Emmy1987]

OH- me getting up and changing LO and feeding her this morning while you were still in bed before finally getting up and telling me to go back to bed does NOT count as letting me lay in like you promised! Don't get pissy when I say no I'm too awake to goback to bed now.

Thanks.

 

[Lauki]

OH- me getting up and changing LO and feeding her this morning while you were still in bed before finally getting up and telling me to go back to bed does NOT count as letting me lay in like you promised! Don't get pissy when I say no I'm too awake to goback to bed now.

Thanks.

It's so annoying right! I take so much longer to go to sleep nowadays, I'm just thinking about everything and need much more time to wind down. By the time I'd be back asleep Sophie would need feeding again!

 

[BabyBoo36]

To OH - now I know where Pud gets her "Tasmanian Devil" act from when she's waking up!!! What the hell was that last night?! Thrashing about the bed, repeatedly turning over and bellowing "Nnnarrghh!!!" while you did the above at 3am was not cool! And it woke up Pud. And I don't really care that you dreamt you had met Jenson Button on a cruise ship!!!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

 

[BabyBoo36]

However, I can dream about Jenson Button on a cruise ship......

 

[Emmy1987]

OH- me getting up and changing LO and feeding her this morning while you were still in bed before finally getting up and telling me to go back to bed does NOT count as letting me lay in like you promised! Don't get pissy when I say no I'm too awake to goback to bed now.

Thanks.

It's so annoying right! I take so much longer to go to sleep nowadays, I'm just thinking about everything and need much more time to wind down. By the time I'd be back asleep Sophie would need feeding again!

I take forever too! I have a horrible cold/chest so not sleeping well and Doo has a bottle first thing so he could have got up and fed her as he promised! Men!

 

[Lauki]

My hubby always gets up with Sophie on Sundays. For some reason any other day she's up at 6 or 6.30 and on Sundays she sleep still like 8 ..

 

[divadexie]

Mum. I'm dissapointed that you didn't stand up for my to your boyfriend when he said he doesnt think he will ever get a dog because he thinks I will just poke my nose in and tell him how to do everything.
You should know that I don't tell people what to do and that is one of the reasons I have little rants on FB about badly trained dogs because I keep my mouth shut.

I am also really P'd off that you put me down about my dog knowledge. When I tell you that you BOTH have to want a dog or it won't work, don't tell me the dog WILL fit in if I decide to let him have one and then argue with me when I say thats not howe dogs work.
I know I am not an expert but you don't need to push that at me, I know FAR more than you know about dogs, you have owned two, one died cause it was ill and our family dog you got rid of cause seeing your boyfriend at his house because he worked was more important than staying home to look after the dog.
If you do let him get a dog you won't see me at your house and the kids certainly wont be coming over because neither of you know how to train a dog and your boyfriend thinks it would be funny if I told you your dog was badly behaved.
I really hope you don't get a dog you will be rubbish owners. And if you do get one, I give you a year before you want 'rid' of it.


To anyone, do NOT come into my home and call my ratties disgusiting, rodents or vermin in that tone of voice. THey are MY PETS and I love them. I wouldn't come top your house and comment on any of your choices in that disgusted tone and I certainly won't be keeping my mouth shut next time you say something.
I understand that people have their opinions, but keep your bad opinions about my pets to yourself.
I mean, a bit two faced when 'friend' says HEY! they are my dogs your talking about, when I JOKINGLY say if your new dogs whine as much as your foster ones wen they are at my house, I shall have to shoot them.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOB: playing gears of war for 2 hours when we're meant to be going out. Finishing what your doing then running around like a lunatic does not count as 'putting me before your friends'

Also...you look a twat. Please do not ask my opinion when you can't take the truth.

 

[sherlock]

OH - you are a selfish, inconsiderate pr*ck. Did you really have to hammer and drill right outside our room when I was trying to get LO to sleep? Especially as I'd been in there for over an hour trying? And don't get all shitty with me and shout at me when I ask how long you'll be doing it.

And thanks for ignoring our hysterical baby when he woke up and I was downstairs washing up. I had to leave the washing up, which means I'll have to face it tomorrow. I'd also have liked to get his nappies in the wash and sort out the mountain of laundry that just keeps getting bigger, but instead I've had to come to bed so the baby gets some sleep - after I'd cleaned my teeth one handed because I was holding LO with the other.

And finally thanks a bunch for putting your hobby
first and refusing to come to my friend's wedding next year. I'll just travel alone with LO.

You really need to get your priorities sorted. I am sick of feeling like a single mum / slave.

 

[Lettuce]

Oh that's crappy Sherlock!
Note to self... Don't watch the scary programs, you have nightmares! Watching the "bible John" program is a bad bad idea! can tear myself away....

 

[tanya]

Dh, leaving me upstairs with an awake baby who wants feeding in five min bursts (in a morning if he has his morning bottle upstairs he likes to drink a little have a 10 min nap then drink a bit more... Takes bloody ages lol) he also wants changing and constant attention, I'm sorry I'm not sure how this counts as a lie in? I was promised a lie in since ive got a really bad cold and feel really ill.

 

[tanya]

Me again...
Flynn, I'm really sorry I seem to have given you my cold hopefully it's not too bad for you he's got a (very) slightly raised temp, keeps sneezing and is quite sleepy/grizzly I know how you feel bubba and I'm sorry
He's having a little sleep after some calpol.

I feel awful! I've made him ill, I didn't know I was getting a cold it just suddenly hit me last night, if id known id have been more careful and not passed it on.
Don't even know how to make him better