We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

I always wanted to secretly be a stripper for a night. is that weird?
 
Ok I admit it...watching Steve Wilkos show....and I swear to God that I hate it when they are in a really tense spot in an emotional story and the go to freaking commercial! :growlmad:
 
Back in the day I was a stripper....then I had a kid :haha:
 
My best striptease song for Df is Lick by Joi:--> its so sexy and sensual and those words...Damn!

I lose all control
When you grab a hold
And you do your trick
I love it when you lick

Lick

You've got lock and key
Every part of me
Know what makes me tick
I love it when you lick

Lick

I'll put my heels on for you baby
The ones that wrap all around my leg
Your every touch excites me
And damnit I aint too proud to beg
And even when you're not around me
The tingling just won't go away
Don't make my body wait no longer
Because this pussycat's ready to play play play play play
 
Yaaa that's a sensual strip tease..this is a nasty ass i wanna fuck you strip tease song LOL

[Xzibit]
Cinnamon, with a taste of honey, it ain't funny
When she walk in the room, I can't help actin a fool
I know what she like, she act right
She act like she ain't gon' survive the night
without my dick all up in her ass, so quick, so fast
I see her twin towers and I'm ready to crash
Walk around naked witcha beautiful ass
Who the fuck taught ya how to move that fast?
It took time to perfect the stroke, by any note
Maybe we really don't need to drink and smoke
And just try a new position, perfect your dick kissin
Bang on your G-spot 'til your (voice is missin)

[Interlude: Xzibit - repeat 2X]
I don't want to love, you
I just want to fuck, you
You should bring your friends, through
I'll fuck you and them, too

[Chorus]

[Xzibit]
I work hard when I'm breakin your back, my lil' nyphomaniac
Suck it, swallow it, down the hatch
It ain't a game when she givin me brain, she doin her thang
I'm up all night but I never complain
I don't, waste no time with pick-up lines
I just, look in her eyes and read the signs
A lot of dudes wanna pull on her arm
Cause her ass and titties light up a room like a major city
Just look how she fit in them jeans, it ain't fair
She get off too quick, when I pull on her hair
I'm the only nigga that can take you there
I ain't the only one fuckin and I don't care!
She come through with a couple of friends, a couple bottles of gin
And then, that's where the party begins
And I'm the only nigga that's around for blocks
Baby get on top, and don't you stop!
 
Says he wants you
He says he needs you
It's real talk, then why not make him wait for you
If he really wants you
If he really needs you
Really got to have you
Take your time and feel him out
When he's a good boy
I mean a really really good boy
Why not let him lay with you
That's when you give it to him good

[Chorus:]
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out let your back roll
Pop pop pop that thing
Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out let your back roll
Pop pop pop that thing
Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

You getting bold
He growin' cold
It's just the symptoms of young love
Growin' old
You think it's time
And you're thinking of leaving
But give it time
It's late at night
He's coming home
Meet him at the door with nothin' on
Take him by the hand
Let him know it's on
If you understand me
Yall come on

All my ladies wind it up
If you know just how to move (mooove)
All my fellas jump behind
And show her what you want to do (show her what you got daddy)

All my ladies wind it up
If you know just how to move
All my fellas jump behind
And show her what you want to do (ouuuh..wouh ouh)

[chorus]

We can move if you wanna
We can move if you wanna
We can mooove if you wanna
We can mooooooove...

[chorus x3]

Now that's a stripper song hehe
 
Yaaa that's a sensual strip tease..this is a nasty ass i wanna fuck you strip tease song LOL

[Xzibit]
Cinnamon, with a taste of honey, it ain't funny
When she walk in the room, I can't help actin a fool
I know what she like, she act right
She act like she ain't gon' survive the night
without my dick all up in her ass, so quick, so fast
I see her twin towers and I'm ready to crash
Walk around naked witcha beautiful ass
Who the fuck taught ya how to move that fast?
It took time to perfect the stroke, by any note
Maybe we really don't need to drink and smoke
And just try a new position, perfect your dick kissin
Bang on your G-spot 'til your (voice is missin)

[Interlude: Xzibit - repeat 2X]
I don't want to love, you
I just want to fuck, you
You should bring your friends, through
I'll fuck you and them, too

[Chorus]

[Xzibit]
I work hard when I'm breakin your back, my lil' nyphomaniac
Suck it, swallow it, down the hatch
It ain't a game when she givin me brain, she doin her thang
I'm up all night but I never complain
I don't, waste no time with pick-up lines
I just, look in her eyes and read the signs
A lot of dudes wanna pull on her arm
Cause her ass and titties light up a room like a major city
Just look how she fit in them jeans, it ain't fair
She get off too quick, when I pull on her hair
I'm the only nigga that can take you there
I ain't the only one fuckin and I don't care!
She come through with a couple of friends, a couple bottles of gin
And then, that's where the party begins
And I'm the only nigga that's around for blocks
Baby get on top, and don't you stop!

O...that is just dirty...niiiiiiice! Lol :devil:
 
Sweetz did u really used to be a stripper?! That's kinda cool hehe!
 
Sweetz did u really used to be a stripper?! That's kinda cool hehe!

Sure as tootin was! Just topless bc the bible belt frowns on strippers! Made good money...but could never do it again. Told my hubby and he still hasn't gotten his show. Haha!
 
Oh we are one naughty nasty group here--> With our sexy song and super duper hot porn names: Ladies and gentlemen on the pole now dancing to ''Lick'' Scruuufffyyy Wabash

:D:D:D:D
 
Oh we are one naughty nasty group here--> With our sexy song and super duper hot porn names: Ladies and gentlemen on the pole now dancing to ''Lick'' Scruuufffyyy Wabash

:D:D:D:D

Hahahaha!! Damn my small bladder!! This post almost made me pee myself! *runs to bathroom*
 
LOLOL gotta love good dirty songs.

Sweetz thats actualy pretty cool. See i'd bust out laughing having to dance and strip. It's like...i dunno it's so foreign to me that it's hilarious. DH is always like ahhhhhh u u gimme a sexy strip tease...and i'm like damnit u know i'll bust out laughing..and you'll bust out laughing...ya huh reallll horny times LOL.

Basicly my better go too method is just puttin on a show instead with all things vibes, beads and butt plugs...works every freakin time :)
 
A non dirty but awsome dirty dancing beat is problably Pony - Genuine...I love that song!!

Ride itttt my ponyyy
 
A non dirty but awsome dirty dancing beat is problably Pony - Genuine...I love that song!!

Ride itttt my ponyyy

Rofl how is that not dirty?!


I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off

Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off

[Chorus]
If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

[Chorus]

If we're gonna get nasty, Baby
First we'll show & tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until I reach your stream
You'll be on my jockey team

[Chorus]
[repeats and ends]

(Ride it)
(My Saddle's)


VERY dirty song lol
 
I guess it's less vulgar then most LOL. It's kinda tame dirty no?
 
I guess it's less vulgar then most LOL. It's kinda tame dirty no?

Lol it's mad dirty! Just uses codes...

Pony = penis
Saddle = well I'm sure you know what that is
Someone who knows how to ride...Without even falling off=rough sex and staying on
Juices flowing down your thigh= well duh...lol

Guess it is a clever dirty hehe
 

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