HAHAHA 'mommy penis' soo funny..
i know someone whos little boy was in the bath with his mum and he said 'oh my gosh mum, wheres your willy gone' she explained mummys dont have willys we have 'fairys' his reply was 'oh my god, im glad i dont have one of them, they look scary'
then at christmas when she put the tree up, he came home and said 'aww mummy that looks beautiful, can we sing happy birthday now'..
My funniest convo with my 6YO cousin was trying to explain my family.. hes my uncles son, my aunties nephew, my mums nephew and my grandads grandson..
so he had a butter knife and said 'grandad im gonna stab you' i told him if he stabs my grandad ill have to stab him, well he was mortified that id lie about HIS grandad being my grandad and said 'grandad will you tell her that your mine'
i took him to the shop and said something about my mum, 'whos your mum' he asked.. my mum is your auntie.. 'no shes not, thats not possible' i explained his daddy is my uncle and his other auntie is my auntie too. 'well how come my auntie Sarah is your mum but auntie Keeley is your auntie, i dont understand, and they are my family though, my mum isnt your mum'.. but yet he does understand hes my cousin, but his family cant be my family, thats impossible!!