Sometimes needs must.
I'll share a story from today, I sometimes think if something sounds funny you should take a risk and say it, which is what I did. Anyway, I was being told this story about how someone that I knew had been at an Ann Summers party, they had been given a prize for various things (correct me if I'm wrong with that Kayleigh), one was for anyone who'd had anal sex. This particular person got up, her husband used to hold quite a high position at church and as a job (they're no longer in our area). The person who told me this said once she knew this she felt uncomfortable whenever she saw this lady's husband. I said well if you ever see him wink and say "one up the bum no harm done". There was laughter but a few red faces!